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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14640 on: 03 August 2021, 11:18:16 am »
I am really getting sick of men that say “I’ll be there between 10am and 11am” as if that’s how you go about booking an appointment with any business! I just don’t get where these ones are coming from, and the other day a man phoned and I told him the area and he said “I’ll give you a phone if I make it there” and I didn’t even tell him that wasn’t how it works as it should be obvious! From now on then I’m just not even going to explain to them, CBA anymore.

I close down players like that with, 'No, don't ring me back'. ;) Sticks a cork in it.
They have no intention but it's satisfying to retain that control of the conversation.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14641 on: 03 August 2021, 02:57:56 pm »
Right! 15 minutes ~ as long as you give me a heads up is fine. 10:00 to 10:15 or whatever bc of traffic etc, but an hour? Hell no. HELL NO.

The few times I’ve been told that I’ve simply said that was fine, but if I had a chance to see someone in between 10 - 11, I wasn’t going to turn them down, since they weren’t able to pin📌down when they could get to me. Amazing how the original requester changed their tune.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14642 on: 03 August 2021, 03:25:27 pm »
I am really getting sick of men that say “I’ll be there between 10am and 11am” as if that’s how you go about booking an appointment with any business! I just don’t get where these ones are coming from, and the other day a man phoned and I told him the area and he said “I’ll give you a phone if I make it there” and I didn’t even tell him that wasn’t how it works as it should be obvious! From now on then I’m just not even going to explain to them, CBA anymore.

I used to have a regular who arrived within a 15 minute window for years, he'd call me when around the corner. On top of the slight overrun I tend to accommodate this took up best part of 2 hours for a 1 hour appointment I had kept at previous/slightly lower rate.

I was very helpful when I moved/changed location and how I worked, when he could finally make it was late, did not read my detailed directions.........it just went from bad to worse with other hapless violations during which he asked 'surely you can trust me'.  ::) :FF

In hindsight I would have nipped it right in the bud at the start with the time keeping.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14643 on: 03 August 2021, 08:35:12 pm »
That must be infuriating expected to wait within an hour
Like you would be sitting around for them ..I dont think so

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14644 on: 03 August 2021, 09:21:47 pm »
would you mind taking a lateral flow covid test before or during my time with you? I can bring a test kit with me if needed. Let me know what you think.

I would very much welcome the chance to tell this monumental fuckwit what I think about that, although I suspect I won't get the chance ;D.

Love when I get a reaction out of them. Feel like they wanted the reaction or rise out of me but it worked the other way around.

If the above is a 'reaction' for you, then your bar is set a lot lower than mine. It sounds to me as if he was angling for a lower price (because for whatever reason some of them think blow jobs are easier than shagging ::)), but if not all you got was a lost booking and potentially pissing off a nutter. Nicely done.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14645 on: 03 August 2021, 09:48:26 pm »
I would very much welcome the chance to tell this monumental fuckwit what I think about that, although I suspect I won't get the chance ;D.

Oh I wanted to!! I wanted to… but I’m trying to be ‘good’ 😂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14646 on: 06 August 2021, 08:37:58 am »
When idiots send a copy and paste job to you once in the evening and then once in the morning  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14647 on: 06 August 2021, 02:54:08 pm »
Text message thread at 9:55pm a few days ago

Him - Could I book an outcall to E2?

Me - When do you want this outcall for?

Him - Tonight dear.  Anytime before 12 preferably as I got to work tomorrow.

Me -  No, I don't do on the day bookings for outcall, please book in advance as I am not going to go out tonight.

Him - Okay, I am going to be cheeky but if you do decide to confirm the booking for another time is it possible for a slight discount. I'm a student and work part time, your location is close to me.  Lol would be amazig.

Me -  *WTAF*

He's still bugging me for a booking but I notice he is offering full price now but he can whistle, I am not going to an outcall for his cheapazz.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14648 on: 07 August 2021, 03:16:38 pm »

Hi princess BLACK LIVES MATTER! White sissy bitch boy here lol when we meet can we discuss systemic racism and police brutality towards the innocent oppressed black community
I havnt replied !

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14649 on: 07 August 2021, 08:01:00 pm »
Hi princess BLACK LIVES MATTER! White sissy bitch boy here lol when we meet can we discuss systemic racism and police brutality towards the innocent oppressed black community
I havnt replied !
Why not?  He sounds like the sort of sane, clear-headed punter that we black hookers just love...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14650 on: 07 August 2021, 08:03:33 pm »
HIM: Prices?
ME: No.  Capricorn.
;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14651 on: 07 August 2021, 08:26:27 pm »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14652 on: 07 August 2021, 08:36:09 pm »
Why not?  He sounds like the sort of sane, clear-headed punter that we black hookers just love...
;D
Hes yours 😄

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14653 on: 07 August 2021, 08:50:08 pm »

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