Texts such as 'What are your services and how many times can I cum'.

Just read the profile!

Anyone else just ignore those guys who message. Young professional here. Or professional guy here. This isn’t fucking tinder love it’s adult work. Do one of you not paying for my Natures bits.

Another one that pisses me off is guys who ask do you see couples. Maybe some escorts do get couples but in all my time escorting this has never ever obviously been a genuine request and more some weirdo fantasist.

Another one is those weirdos who make fake profiles pertaining to be women and asking it I take females. Like where do these fucking weirdos have the time in their day to conjure up this stuff. I called one guy out before on it and said I know that’s another girls picture you’re using I reverse image searched it and I’m reporting you to the police. He then persisted to ring me with a heavy welsh accent to call me a cunt and say what’s my problem in such a big manly voice. I thought to myself what a complete and utter fucking weirdo. Like who has the time to do these things only losers.

Sophine

Oh god. Another one is will be in the area later if you fancy meeting. If I fancy meeting? If I fancy meeting? Did I hear that correctly? You’re the one who wants to meet me. Not the other way around. This one is equally annoying. I don’t know what about the phrasing grinds my gears.

You crack me up, you really do! That's sooo funny 

Anyone else just ignore those guys who message. Young professional here. Or professional guy here. This isn’t fucking tinder love it’s adult work. Do one of you not paying for my Natures bits.

Oh god. Another one is will be in the area later if you fancy meeting. If I fancy meeting? If I fancy meeting? Did I hear that correctly? You’re the one who wants to meet me. Not the other way around. This one is equally annoying. I don’t know what about the phrasing grinds my gears.

No, anybody who asks me about 'meeting' or 'meeting up' (and don't get me started on people who use the word 'meet' as a noun instead of 'booking' or 'incall' or whatever) gets one chance provided they otherwise sound OK; I'll politely tell then that I can do an incall depending on when they want to book and for how long, but I won't be 'meeting' them anywhere and they'll need to come to me.

The response to that does a great job of screening out the twattery .

Hahaha this one is pretty funny. I love pissing Timewasters off when I’m not busy.

Hey babe u working?x

I am x

Cool you like hung guys? X

I like guys who have money to spend x

I’m looking for a bj only service x can u do x

Bj only service? Never heard of that don’t think I have the required training done. It’s best contact another wg. I don’t know how to do that service.

Okay no need to get fucking pissy I’ll bring my money somewhere else u sket.

Love when I get a reaction out of them. Feel like they wanted the reaction or rise out of me but it worked the other way around.

I've had it with these numb skulls really they get spoken to very nicely by me each time unless I put the phone down on them or they are generally rude. How they can spend time talking but cant call to cancel..
I suppose  its exhausted calling everyone and wanking at same time

Anyone had this one yet?

Hi,

I'd love to book a meeting with you this coming Friday.
But I have one small ask - would you mind taking a lateral flow covid test before or during my time with you? I can bring a test kit with me if needed. Let me know what you think.

Thanks a lot.