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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14580 on: 09 July 2021, 04:41:13 am »
Quote from: saltysweet on 09 July 2021, 02:45:37 am
I find if you scratch the surface a lot of straight clients have some saucy homoerotic BBC fantasy floating around one way or another. I never book by email which he's ignored and presume he's a tossbag so he gets trashed.

It’s just so, so common, but what absolutely kills me is when they seem to think I have these huge black guys just loitering around, waiting to be called upon ....?🤷🏼‍♀️ It all seems very Cleopatra, Queen 👑 of the Nile-ish😆. Guys in loincloths, ala Tarzan🤦🏼‍♀️; just so ridiculous. Then they’re incredulous & pissed off when you understandably can’t produce another human being at the snap of a finger🙄 ....yeesh.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14581 on: 09 July 2021, 01:13:15 pm »
So true Celeste!
I'd pretend I had an impatient BBC waiting in the other room and they'd cum hard. ;)
« Last Edit: 09 July 2021, 01:15:48 pm by saltysweet »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14582 on: 09 July 2021, 01:42:51 pm »
I was surprised by the number of men who asked me what's it like to suck a cock when I started doing this
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14583 on: 09 July 2021, 05:03:29 pm »
Some lovely chaps this morning, just the sort to take home to mother, well if she's a man hating psycho..

This guys calls, sends text messages and Whatsapp mesages. I politely tell him to stop harrassing me and that he's blocked so then, this morning:

Him: An hour
Me: Stop contacting me. You're blocked. Forever. Stop harrassing me
Him: Ok slag!

And this one who thinks it's ok to call and text at 2am

Him: Hi hope ur ok ru available?
Me: At 2am? Don't be stupid, you're already blockec, stop filling up my spam box
Him: Fuk u

If you're going to insult me, at least SPELL THE WORDS OUT FULLY!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14584 on: 09 July 2021, 05:23:14 pm »
Him are you the lady from Mill Hill I used to visit ?
Me no you have me mixed up with somone else
Him no your Carol arnt you?
Me I'm not even anywhere near that area
Him call me I'll know it's you when I hear your voice.
Me bye  zzz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14585 on: 11 July 2021, 08:19:05 pm »
Another request full of red flags one of which is that is was sent at 2am: the golden hour of the time wasting fantastist. And why all the  irrelevant details? ???

Hi my name is Jon my partners name is becky we will be down London next weekend we are staying in a hotel in Bromley I'm looking for someone to join me for a drink and maybe more for 2 hours it will just be me my partner is seeing her male friend we are very friendly and Easy to get on with. We are thinking about 8pm for a couple of hours maybe longer if you are interested let me know you can contact me through what's app on *********** Jon x

 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14586 on: 12 July 2021, 10:17:51 pm »
Not quite a booking request but just had this gem.

Him: Good evening, I'm looking for a bbw I met a few years ago maybe more if I'm honest. She lived in X area went by the name Natalie. Random I know but do you know of anyone by that name?

Me: You do know that we dont all know each other? Like we aren't all getting together at the weekend to discuss clients.
I've been working since 2012 and I've never seen anyone else on adultwork in that area

Him: Ok, no problems it was a long shot but worth a shout. I'm certain she was called Natalie X. This was well before adult work days too. Lol nearly back in MSN days. I'll be sure to look you up next time I'm over that way

Wtf 😂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14587 on: 12 July 2021, 10:46:42 pm »
Quote from: Caledonia on 12 July 2021, 10:17:51 pm
Not quite a booking request but just had this gem.

Him: Good evening, I'm looking for a bbw I met a few years ago maybe more if I'm honest. She lived in X area went by the name Natalie. Random I know but do you know of anyone by that name?

Me: You do know that we dont all know each other? Like we aren't all getting together at the weekend to discuss clients.
I've been working since 2012 and I've never seen anyone else on adultwork in that area

Him: Ok, no problems it was a long shot but worth a shout. I'm certain she was called Natalie X. This was well before adult work days too. Lol nearly back in MSN days. I'll be sure to look you up next time I'm over that way

Wtf 😂

What the actual??? That's bonkers. What WAS he thinking?
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14588 on: 12 July 2021, 10:51:56 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 12 July 2021, 10:46:42 pm
What the actual??? That's bonkers. What WAS he thinking?

Right like its annoying enough when they assume we all know each other but thinking I would randomly know someone he likely hasn't seen in at least 10 years is a whole other level of insanity
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14589 on: 12 July 2021, 11:12:58 pm »
Nothing more irritating being contacted by someone tries to trample my boundaries at the outset by asking for things I do not provide/do and who tries to override my booking procedure too.

I always tell them that if they want x, y and z, it is best to find an escort who lists these things rather than approach one who clearly states they do not do them.

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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14590 on: 13 July 2021, 01:00:47 am »
Quote from: Caledonia on 12 July 2021, 10:17:51 pm
Not quite a booking request but just had this gem.

Him: Good evening, I'm looking for a bbw I met a few years ago maybe more if I'm honest. She lived in X area went by the name Natalie. Random I know but do you know of anyone by that name?

Me: You do know that we dont all know each other? Like we aren't all getting together at the weekend to discuss clients.
I've been working since 2012 and I've never seen anyone else on adultwork in that area

Him: Ok, no problems it was a long shot but worth a shout. I'm certain she was called Natalie X. This was well before adult work days too. Lol nearly back in MSN days. I'll be sure to look you up next time I'm over that way

Wtf 😂

“I don’t know her, but on the weekly, country wide hooker phone call convention we have every Monday @ 9 am I can ask around & get back to you?”

I’ve said this to a few guys IRL when they’ve asked me about others & they've believed me. Guess that single raised Spock eyebrow wasn’t enough of a hint for them🤦🏼‍♀️.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14591 on: 13 July 2021, 08:41:14 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 13 July 2021, 01:00:47 am
“I don’t know her, but on the weekly, country wide hooker phone call convention we have every Monday @ 9 am I can ask around & get back to you?”

I’ve said this to a few guys IRL when they’ve asked me about others & they've believed me. Guess that single raised Spock eyebrow wasn’t enough of a hint for them🤦🏼‍♀️.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14592 on: 16 July 2021, 06:20:21 pm »
This week's delights via AW messaging:

Him:
Morning morning I've just stopped by your profile which sounds good. May I ask are you single or attached? As I'd rather me someone single
Me:
Utterly ridiculous and block

Do we think he's checking that no one will miss me? Jesus wept

Him:
Heya, might sound funny but do you have many moles on your body? Genuine reason I'm asking
Me:
No idea I don't have much time in my day to count them
Him:
haha good answer lol, I guess you don't have many then?
Me:
I already answered the question, check my pics if your're really that interested

Seriously?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14593 on: 16 July 2021, 06:23:25 pm »
PHONE-CALL

ME: Hello.
HIM (tone abrupt-to-dismissive): Are you free in the next half hour?
ME: When someone says "Hello", it's polite to say "Hello" back instead of launching quite an abrupt-sounding question.
HIM: Well, I'm just driving down the M3, coming up to Southampton.
ME: And that stopped you saying "Hello"?
HIM: Forget it!
ME: ___ (ROFL).

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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14594 on: 16 July 2021, 09:23:07 pm »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 16 July 2021, 06:20:21 pm
This week's delights via AW messaging:

Him:
Morning morning I've just stopped by your profile which sounds good. May I ask are you single or attached? As I'd rather me someone single
Me:
Utterly ridiculous and block

Do we think he's checking that no one will miss me? Jesus wept

Him:
Heya, might sound funny but do you have many moles on your body? Genuine reason I'm asking
Me:
No idea I don't have much time in my day to count them
Him:
haha good answer lol, I guess you don't have many then?
Me:
I already answered the question, check my pics if your're really that interested

Seriously?

Snowy ~

1) He’s a new minted dermatologist trying to drum🥁up business.

2) He wants to play some twisted version of connect the dots on you?🤷🏼‍♀️
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