I've had so many fuckwits and timewasters today I'm invoicing them for time spent on bloody administering them..
Him: Hi are you available at 10.30am
Me: Possibly, what your name and age?
Him: Paul 55
Me: I'm in Gosport I presume you already know that? (He was coming from Southampton)
Him: Yes
Me: Details of pay and display car park, entrance is here opposite this landmark. Here are words for what3words app. Text on arrival
Him: Seems a bit complex sorry I'll skip it
Me: Seriously, car park is off the main road?!
I give up. He's either an address collector or a massive tool. Or indeed both