Him: Hello I am looking for a regular outcall at Stoke on Trent
Me: Ok that's fine let me know when you're thinking
Him: Would be a regular meet every few months. Looking for something a little different?
Me: Like what?
Him: Well I'm skinny and used to have a woman lift me over her shoulder and carry me around outside. Not really into anything sexual
Me: Well it would be £1000 an hour to lift and carry some twat up and down the streets for however long you were planning.
No reply after that.
Had another one insisting on having the postcode to allow him to work out his arrival time which I refused to give him. I gave him the area and road names it was near to, so to me it should be enough to roughly work out.
He then said it should take about 25 mins and would like the two girls for £100 to which I told him to jog on. He then said "it says that on your profile but ok". I replied with "errrrr wrong profile!"