I've had some classics this week and it's only Wednesday...
Nob head 1Him: Hey are you free tonight for a half hour incall?
Me: Hello. What time is tonight?
Him: Around 9pm
Me: No that's too late I'm afraid
Him: Ok
Me: What do you do for a living?
Him: I work on an ambulance base
Me: Ok maybe a half hour at 9 would be ok
Him: Can I ask about our time together?
Me: Ask away
Him: Sorry to sound so blunt but I'd like to make you cum lol what sort of things do you enjoy the most
Me: Sorry not really a thing with me
Him: Well I'd like to try, I'm a bit big if that helps lol
Me: Of course you are and this isn't total BS and you're NOT a time waster, bye!
Do men seriously think that cock size has anything to do with orgasms? I thought we'd moved on from this utter nonsense?!
Nob head 2Him: Hey LadyS you english babe zx
Me: Well I was born in Scotland so..
Him: Your fit x you free later
Me: What times later?
Him: I can pay lot smell your bum why relive self c
Me: I know, why don't you fuck off and work on your grammar and punctuation instead?
Nob head 3
Me: (Calls me instead of texting) Can I help you?
Hm: Can we talk pls
Me: No, I'm in company
Him: So what if you're Romanian why I turn up
Me: Then you'll need a translator?
Him: You need anger management
Me:
Nob head 4
Him: U workin
Me: You paying by the letter?
Him: ?
Me:
Him: cash
Nob head 5 (arguably the winner so far this week)
Him: Do you have a sister on AW?
Me: Why?
Him: Every mans dream to have sisters lol
Me: Never. Gonna. Happen
Him: Why not
Me: Really? You need to ask that?
Him: I wasn't expecting you to play with eachother but maybe fighting over my cock wouldbe horny
Me: