HIM: Can I see you for a quicky?
ME (via auto-reply): To book, please say 1) your name 2) where you saw my ad 3) what time you want to see me 4) how long you want
HIM: I'm Jonny. Saw you on AW. Want a quicky. Can you see me?
ME: Sure. See you at...the time that you haven't said.
HIM: I'm at your junction and I just want a bj. Can I play with you as well?
ME: Well, time might be tight, but sure, what do you fancy: draughts, blackjack, or "I Spy"?
HIM: I meant a finger or a lick!
ME: If you want something finger-licking, try KFC.
HIM. I'm in the car park. Are you free?
ME: "Free"? Don't be daft! I charge, of course.
He was a lovely punter, I am happy to say - I have just sucked him off.