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Zandie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14130 on: 28 December 2020, 01:16:55 am »
Him: i want to come and lick your whole body for 2hrs
Me: Please leave me alone
Him: im serious i really want to but Im married  :FF
Me: ok, i understand , I'll  help you out, im blocking you now

While im trying to block him

Him: No , wait
Him: please, im sorry

Blocked

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14131 on: 28 December 2020, 06:04:58 pm »
By having ONLY negative feedback....how on earth can you go around asking for a booking and your feedback -1?

WTAF?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14132 on: 29 December 2020, 03:24:25 pm »
"Can I book two hours tonight? As you're from Aus I can pay in cocaine?"

Am I missing something? What is the link between being Australian and getting paid in drugs?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14133 on: 29 December 2020, 03:35:39 pm »
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"Can I book two hours tonight? As you're from Aus I can pay in cocaine?"

Am I missing something? What is the link between being Australian and getting paid in drugs?

PFfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14134 on: 29 December 2020, 03:43:27 pm »
"Can I book two hours tonight? As you're from Aus I can pay in cocaine?"

Am I missing something? What is the link between being Australian and getting paid in drugs?

Nobody's ever offered to pay me in pies :(

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14135 on: 29 December 2020, 06:07:40 pm »
"Can I book two hours tonight? As you're from Aus I can pay in cocaine?"

Am I missing something? What is the link between being Australian and getting paid in drugs?
Over here, it's normal for a punter to pay the Aussie prossie in cocaine.
FYI, Kiwi prossies are usually paid in Mexican black tar heroin while SA hookers tend to be remunerated in LSD or other controlled hallucinogenic substances...
;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14136 on: 29 December 2020, 08:52:21 pm »
HIM: Hi love, meet?
ME: Me Jane.  You Tarzan?

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HIM: Do you do oral without condoms?
ME: What, as opposed to sheathing your member with, say, a dozen prophylactics?
HIM: ____ (NO RESPONSE).

Zandie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14137 on: 30 December 2020, 02:41:09 am »
AW Email from 0 feedback , one day old profile

Him : suck me dry

Me : go suck a goat dry

Him: Bruh you’re an escort what else you gonna do

Me: try my best not to meet crass and simple people that's what 'im gonna do' BRUH!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14138 on: 30 December 2020, 06:29:27 am »
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Good morning babe,
I now get there on business a few times a month and looking for a nice genuine girl i can rely on to play with on a regular basis and your page got my attention.
I'm a honest and genuine professional exec white guy,still slim and toned in my 50s who enjoys a nice mutual suck n fuck play time.
Does your fee cover everything on your enjoys list ?

Looking forward to hearing back from you soon and arranging some fun.

xx

Am always so thankful when they screen themselves out like this!
« Last Edit: 30 December 2020, 06:53:33 am by Thoroughly Modern Millie »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14139 on: 30 December 2020, 08:08:54 am »
Worst sms of my whole year boxing day: can u do for an £25 now at y own flat i live at XX xxxroad, town, county ground floor flat at the back mine door in car parking is as XX road town country postcode three names dj klt aka kiz xxxx age 32 yhers old man with 5 tattoos on me with my new eye brow ring piercing as well I got £25 on me dont ring up my number Xx flat inboxs me on ya now at u at my back door flat XX at the back mine car parking when u here i pop out pick you upwe go back inside my own flat at own flat to GAVER  ??? where sexy deep sexy gril red bars and sexy lo tops now came now i got an £25 oky then dj klt aka kiz xxxx kiz xxxx three names yes

I ignored

then yesterday (no idea why he wasn't blocked yet)
I am on my way see u at ya own home now for an £30 oky then babes xxxx
if not then i go sameone else can you do it missed me i need u me lest please for an ££30 u free now at ya own home in slang for the town i got £30 on is £30 oky yes if u let u me for an £30 I be on my way asap at ya own home in xx u life at oky then babes xxxx three names dj klt aka kiz xxxx

I'm thinking dj kiz is off his nuts.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14140 on: 30 December 2020, 10:06:20 am »
Am always so thankful when they screen themselves out like this!
Haha!

Zandie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14141 on: 30 December 2020, 11:38:53 pm »

I'm thinking dj kiz is off his nuts.


 :o ;D ;D ;D ;D , i got a slight head/eye ache trying to read that gibberish then found myself laughing out loud !!!!! Oh my days

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14142 on: 31 December 2020, 02:35:11 am »
Nobody's ever offered to pay me in pies :(

Someone once offered to pay me in frozen pizzas!   :o (documented wayyyy back in this thread, I think!)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14143 on: 31 December 2020, 07:12:21 pm »
Clearly the Christmas period has hastened force the nob head posse..

NH: Hi *name* you english babe
Me: Is that a question? It's kind of obvious from my profile which nationality I am?
NH: you fit im. ray indain are you working today
Me: Block

WTF is an indain?
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14144 on: 01 January 2021, 01:47:01 am »
Subject: HELLO
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want to fuck you hard fast deep in BOTH hole and also spank ass?  also blow and ride Cock and more

in or outcall, so where and when? lets fuck and have fun?  good ass to fuck and spank also



Charmed. How can I resist? I will absolutely do anal just for him, since he was so elegant and polite.