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Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14115 on: 19 December 2020, 10:23:19 am »
Quote from: Petlover29 on 19 December 2020, 09:34:47 am
I don’t do the full pse service, I stated this on my profile. I once had a bad client who left me bruised and unable to work for 1 month when I did pse so I stopped doing this kind of service now..

I keep getting a client wanting to book me, I have explained to him I don’t do the pse service yet he still keeps emailing me to arrange bookings, always on the days I’m not not working (typical) .. always keeps asking me to see him on the days I don’t work claiming how good looking he is..how it will be worth my while if I see him not on my working day.. I don’t give a toss if they good looking or not.. it’s about the respect... his feeback on aw from other escorts is

-fucks like a pornstar
-he huge rough with  loads of stamina
-fucks like a pornstar huge cock
-very intense booking

I don’t know if it’s just me but  when I see that type of feedback, to me they are like warnings to let other girls know they will be in for an intense hard work booking    .. I told this client  I won’t be the girl for him so many times as I won’t give him a good service yet he still keeps emailing trying to book

Odd

I see this feedback in exactly the same way as you do; as a warning of what to expect. It's also worded in a way that makes the man feel good about himself, so it's actually cleverly misleading to its true intent.

He's yet another punter who is only interested in trampling on your boundaries and getting his needs meet. He is targeting you because it's more of a challenge. Plus, I suspect that given the current climate, he thinks you're so desperate for business you will acquiesce. Just stop responding to him, he'll will give up and start harassing someone else.

As an aside, why do men think we care what they look like? That's not important at all. Good hygiene, manners and respecting boundaries is what is important with a client, not looks!
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Petlover29

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14116 on: 19 December 2020, 11:06:27 am »
Quote from: Thoroughly Modern Millie on 19 December 2020, 10:23:19 am
I see this feedback in exactly the same way as you do; as a warning of what to expect. It's also worded in a way that makes the man feel good about himself, so it's actually cleverly misleading to its true intent.

He's yet another punter who is only interested in trampling on your boundaries and getting his needs meet. He is targeting you because it's more of a challenge. Plus, I suspect that given the current climate, he thinks you're so desperate for business you will acquiesce. Just stop responding to him, he'll will give up and start harassing someone else.

As an aside, why do men think we care what they look like? That's not important at all. Good hygiene, manners and respecting boundaries is what is important with a client, not looks!


I’m sure some of them think there actually on tinder,  ignoring the fact that they are booking and paying for a service provider .. 😂

The ones who tell me how good looking they are before I have even met them are a no no for me.. if they can be that full of themselves before I have even met them, I dread to think that they be like in person.. 😳
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14117 on: 19 December 2020, 05:57:39 pm »
Quote from: Petlover29 on 19 December 2020, 09:34:47 am
I don’t do the full pse service, I stated this on my profile. I once had a bad client who left me bruised and unable to work for 1 month when I did pse so I stopped doing this kind of service now..

I keep getting a client wanting to book me, I have explained to him I don’t do the pse service yet he still keeps emailing me to arrange bookings, always on the days I’m not not working (typical) .. always keeps asking me to see him on the days I don’t work claiming how good looking he is..how it will be worth my while if I see him not on my working day.. I don’t give a toss if they good looking or not.. it’s about the respect... his feeback on aw from other escorts is

-fucks like a pornstar
-he huge rough with  loads of stamina
-fucks like a pornstar huge cock
-very intense booking

I don’t know if it’s just me but  when I see that type of feedback, to me they are like warnings to let other girls know they will be in for an intense hard work booking    .. I told this client  I won’t be the girl for him so many times as I won’t give him a good service yet he still keeps emailing trying to book

Odd

yes definately read between the lines on that one
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EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14118 on: 19 December 2020, 06:24:37 pm »
How not to book:
In the free room when I’m camming... ugh.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14119 on: 19 December 2020, 07:58:23 pm »

What street are you on I am from *insert my town* x  ::) ::)
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14120 on: 22 December 2020, 02:51:52 pm »
Guy messages and aside from the "hi beautiful" instead of my name, everything else is polite and to the point. Still have a gut feeling he isn't serious but give him the benefit of the doubt and respond. To which he replies confirming he is happy with services and rates...and happy to pay more. Knew my instinct was spot on that he was a waster.  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14121 on: 22 December 2020, 09:41:31 pm »
Asked him by text what he wanted.

Illegal alien - Can you give me a passport please?

Me - £20,000

No response.
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Aquellasincara@Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14122 on: 23 December 2020, 08:11:09 am »
A haggler: Babe if you would do an outcall for  *insert considerably less amount of my listed price* I am free now

Me: Babe if you can't pay my fee I ain't free 🙃
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14123 on: 23 December 2020, 09:59:48 am »
Quote from: Saffy on 22 December 2020, 09:41:31 pm
Asked him by text what he wanted.

Illegal alien - Can you give me a passport please?

Me - £20,000

No response.
Haha!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14124 on: 24 December 2020, 05:40:06 pm »
HIM: Can I see you for a "quicky"?
ME: Sure.  Suck or fuck?
HIM: Fuck.
ME: Sure.  £40.  Call when you are here.
HIM: Can I kiss you?
ME: I said "suck or fuck" not "suck PLUS kissing or fuck PLUS kissing"
HIM: I was only asking!  How much is a fuck with kissing, then?
ME: 10 million pounds to compensate me for the risk of contracting coronavirus.  How would you like to pay?
HIM: Get fucked!  Why not just speak to people with a little decency?
ME: Er...does that mean you're not coming now?

THE END ;D
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14125 on: 25 December 2020, 10:37:12 am »
**This is more "how not to offer to pimp an escort" ;D**

PIMP: You don't have clients?  I can help with that.  With my promotion  You won't have time for answering everyone.  And you have a grip on the appearance and age of the people you are meeting.  Text me back if you are interested :)  It's totally free.
ME: With your "promotion", I won't have "time for answering everyone"?  Wow, what a great offer!  What hooker wants to answer calls and texts from potential customers?
PIMP: (SILENCE)
ME: ...and yes, I want to "grip" the appearance and age of my punters since those two things really matter to me.  I don't actually want to make as much MONEY as possible from day to day.
PIMP: (SILENCE)
ME: Your pimping "promotion" is "totally free"?  Here's me thinking Mother Teresa was long dead.
PIMP: (SILENCE)
ME: My dear chap / lady, it's CHRISTMAS Day, not April Fools Day.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14126 on: 27 December 2020, 10:40:46 am »
HIM: Hello.  I am looking for a half hour meet with role-play.
ME: Then contact Role-play.  ;D
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14127 on: 27 December 2020, 02:51:46 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 27 December 2020, 10:40:46 am
HIM: Hello.  I am looking for a half hour meet with role-play.
ME: Then contact Role-play.  ;D

Ha!   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14128 on: 27 December 2020, 07:28:54 pm »
Hi can I book an appointment please?
Sure, I am available at x time.
Do you do watersports?
No, I don't offer that.
But you accept licking?
All offered services and needed information is on my profile. Read it and get back to me.
(literally 2 seconds later) Okay can I come at x time?

...What a fast reader!

Ignored and then two hours later another text from him: u still working?

SO glad to be off for a while. Work phone now off.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14129 on: 27 December 2020, 09:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 27 December 2020, 07:28:54 pm
Hi can I book an appointment please?
Sure, I am available at x time.
Do you do watersports?
No, I don't offer that.
But you accept licking?
All offered services and needed information is on my profile. Read it and get back to me.
(literally 2 seconds later) Okay can I come at x time?

...What a fast reader!


IKR? I have a pretty in depth website, son. It’s going to take you a good 10 minutes to go thru it. In these cases I say, ok great. What’s my donation for X? You have 20 seconds to answer. Tick tock!!! What about what I said on Y page? Z page? If they can’t answer me, I send them right GD back there.
Scowl.
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