Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2599239 times)

Nadya · « **Reply #14085 on:** 12 December 2020, 10:36:41 pm »

I've had it non stop like this. At 11:49pm 'Hey babe are you free tonight'?

What, in the 11 minutes left of this day?

They've been utter dicks these last 48hrs, my patience is very low anyway as I have a cold and not working anyway.

Zandie · « **Reply #14086 on:** 13 December 2020, 01:33:45 am »

At 1:51 am

Him: Hi, would you travel to ME18 5LZ for a car meet ...........................( I have never met this 'gentleman' and i live in East London )

Me: If I said yes, wouldnt you think I was mentally challenged?

Him:

...(Rolling with laughter)

Glad he found it funny

Nadya · « **Reply #14087 on:** 13 December 2020, 02:29:57 am »

Quote from: Ziezie on 13 December 2020, 01:33:45 am

At 1:51 am

Him: Hi, would you travel to ME18 5LZ for a car meet ...........................( I have never met this 'gentleman' and i live in East London )

Me: If I said yes, wouldnt you think I was mentally challenged?

Him: ...(Rolling with laughter)

Glad he found it funny

I had something similar at 1:15am this morning.

Him- Can you come out to Leytonstone tonight? For an hour.
Me - Tonight, sure, what time?
Him - About 2?
Me - Suuuuuuure, see you in about 13hrs!
Him- No, I mean in about 40mins.
Me- It's Sunday now and if you read my PROFILE, you would know not to contact me this late.
Him - Ooops, I just saw the picture and got excited.

Urgh.......

Megan2020 · « **Reply #14088 on:** 13 December 2020, 11:05:03 am »

A few crackers in the last 24 hours.

"Love to meet but I like to do it hard. That ok."

I just replied with 'No" - Thought I'd best keep it short and sweet lol.

Stranger I've never met on AW's response to me not wanting to accept a lift from him.

"Well if you ever needed a lift I could give you one to mine. I’ve been DBS checked ?"

hahahhaa

And the most amusing one this week goes to - Drum Roll.....

Amazing profile.

I would love to come and meet you soon, what I am looking for is a meeting that involves all the attention on you under my complete control. What turns me on the most is making sure the lady I am with is completely enjoying herself. I love to focus on them paying attention to her body, breasts and pussy. Give her my complete attention. Using my tongue, fingers and toys.

You would be mine and completely my toy to play with.

Playing with her until she cums over and over again and if she squirts that is the icing on the cake for me.

Then I get what I want for making sure she is completely satisfied.

Is this something you could provide?

I love to see a young lady quivering and shaking in pure pleasure and completely drained from all my attentions

I hope to hear from you soon

Nadya · « **Reply #14089 on:** 13 December 2020, 11:36:00 am »

Quote from: Megan2020 on 13 December 2020, 11:05:03 am

And the most amusing one this week goes to - Drum Roll.....

Amazing profile.

I would love to come and meet you soon, what I am looking for is a meeting that involves all the attention on you under my complete control. What turns me on the most is making sure the lady I am with is completely enjoying herself. I love to focus on them paying attention to her body, breasts and pussy. Give her my complete attention. Using my tongue, fingers and toys.

You would be mine and completely my toy to play with.

Playing with her until she cums over and over again and if she squirts that is the icing on the cake for me.

Then I get what I want for making sure she is completely satisfied.

Is this something you could provide?

I love to see a young lady quivering and shaking in pure pleasure and completely drained from all my attentions

I hope to hear from you soon

Megan are we in the same area because this looks almost 100% identical to something I had received before on AW. Either it is the same bloke or there is a gross out intro script going around.

Braziliana · « **Reply #14090 on:** 13 December 2020, 07:01:42 pm »

1.
HIM: "What sex service do you provide?"
ME: "The back-to-front, upside down, semi-contact variety from ancient Egypt. It's all the rage. Fancy it?"

2.
HIM: "Do you do proper oral?"
ME: "Sorry, no. I am still at the 'lead-in' stage of the art of fellatio - you know, learning not to use my nostrils to grasp the phallus..."

3.
HIM: Are you working today?
ME: Yes. If you wish to book, what time and for how long?
HIM: I want to book today and I want to spend forty pounds.
HER: Great. See you "today" with your forty pounds.
HIM: Where are you based?
HER: Somewhere under the moon. See you there "today" (and don't forget the forty quid...)

Braziliana · « **Reply #14091 on:** 13 December 2020, 07:04:29 pm »

HIM: How do I get to your room without arousing suspicion or being questioned?
ME: By not yelling, at any point, "Hey everyone, I am here to see a hooker!"...?

*

In his defence, he actually turned up and was lovely, haha!

Nadya · « **Reply #14092 on:** 14 December 2020, 01:07:35 am »

*Hey*
*Want to come for some fun*
*Think you'll like what I've got*

No I won't...ignored since he can't read instructions.

Dynamite Doll · « **Reply #14093 on:** 14 December 2020, 03:31:44 am »

Quote from: Braziliana on 13 December 2020, 07:01:42 pm

1.
HIM: "What sex service do you provide?"
ME: "The back-to-front, upside down, semi-contact variety from ancient Egypt. It's all the rage. Fancy it?"

2.
HIM: "Do you do proper oral?"
ME: "Sorry, no. I am still at the 'lead-in' stage of the art of fellatio - you know, learning not to use my nostrils to grasp the phallus..."

3.
HIM: Are you working today?
ME: Yes. If you wish to book, what time and for how long?
HIM: I want to book today and I want to spend forty pounds.
HER: Great. See you "today" with your forty pounds.
HIM: Where are you based?
HER: Somewhere under the moon. See you there "today" (and don't forget the forty quid...)

Miffy · « **Reply #14094 on:** 14 December 2020, 03:45:46 pm »

Quote

Dear Princess,

My name is XXXXX and I am so glad to have come across your profile. I really appreciate the time and effort taken to construct such a well written and classy profile. It does give a snapshot of your personality.

I work in asset management, am married and am looking to connect with a polished and mature woman to discreetly spend time regularly. I look forward to hearing back from you with the view of arranging a time to speak over the phone and arrange for our initial meet.

Hope you and your loved ones have kept well and safe! Wishing you a lovely Christmas in advance and new beginnings..

Take Care

Regards

I don't even know where to start with this one, not least because it is pretty a textbook example of a cut & paste generic message, sent by someone who has not read my profile

Princess

Classy

Mature

I look forward to hearing back from you with the view of arranging a time to speak over the phone and arrange for our initial meet.

Regards

BethElizabeth · « **Reply #14095 on:** 14 December 2020, 04:09:18 pm »

Quote from: Thoroughly Modern Millie on 14 December 2020, 03:45:46 pm

I don't even know where to start with this one, not least because it is pretty a textbook example of a cut & paste generic message, sent by someone who has not read my profile

Regards

Hahahaaa I got this too, I am in my twenties so not what springs to mind when I think of mature, and while I am no bogan I am definitely not 'classy.'

Braziliana · « **Reply #14096 on:** 14 December 2020, 04:12:08 pm »

Quote from: Thoroughly Modern Millie on 14 December 2020, 03:45:46 pm

I don't even know where to start with this one, not least because it is pretty a textbook example of a cut & paste generic message, sent by someone who has not read my profile...

Haha!
Whoever told this moron that god loves a trier neglected to tell him that escorts HATE them, haha!

Miffy · « **Reply #14097 on:** 14 December 2020, 04:19:19 pm »

Quote from: BethElizabeth on 14 December 2020, 04:09:18 pm

Hahahaaa I got this too, I am in my twenties so not what springs to mind when I think of mature, and while I am no bogan I am definitely not 'classy.'

Haha!

I do not mention the word classy on my profile at all, nor do I make any mention of 'class', 'posh' or 'high class' either because doing so only demonstrates a total lack of class! I just hate messages such as this, it's such a waste of both parties time.

Did you get this message too? If you did, I do sometimes wonder how many of us get sent the same message.

amy · « **Reply #14098 on:** 14 December 2020, 06:00:41 pm »

Quote from: Thoroughly Modern Millie on 14 December 2020, 04:19:19 pm

Did you get this message too? If you did, I do sometimes wonder how many of us get sent the same message.

I did! *feels included*

I not only specifically state that spammy copypastes will be deleted without a response (as will any message that doesn't address me by name), but I'm patently as rough as a badgers arse

Miffy · « **Reply #14099 on:** 14 December 2020, 06:53:20 pm »

Aha!!

He really has covered the gamut of escorts, hasn't he. Poor dear, still, he'll learn the hard way how he needs to conduct himself to get anywhere.

(Also, only Den Watts circa 1980s Eastenders can get away with calling anyone 'Princess'!)

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