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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14055 on: 30 November 2020, 04:34:51 am »
Quote from: BethElizabeth on 30 November 2020, 12:08:58 am
‘I’m going to be honest, charging anything over 100 an hour should only be for those with D breast size or above. I’d reconsider your rates if I were you. I’m a photographer.’


OMG LMAO  ;D
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14056 on: 30 November 2020, 08:43:54 am »
Quote from: BethElizabeth on 30 November 2020, 12:08:58 am
‘I’m going to be honest, charging anything over 100 an hour should only be for those with D breast size or above. I’d reconsider your rates if I were you. I’m a photographer.’

What an absolute moron!
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14057 on: 30 November 2020, 08:49:48 am »
When u free

Even though my availability is set out in precise detail at the top of my profile    :FF
And not even a Hello ... How are you ... My name is ....
No doubt he'll be wondering why he didn't get a reply.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14058 on: 30 November 2020, 09:17:28 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 29 November 2020, 10:49:02 pm
...I had a guy over here ask to write me a check & not cash it til the following week once.

True story.

So Hannaah? Can I write you a check?😂
Haha!
« Last Edit: 30 November 2020, 09:21:43 am by Braziliana »
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14059 on: 30 November 2020, 09:36:17 am »
Quote from: BethElizabeth on 30 November 2020, 12:08:58 am
‘I’m going to be honest, charging anything over 100 an hour should only be for those with D breast size or above. I’d reconsider your rates if I were you. I’m a photographer.’
...random photographers being the AUTHORITY on how we should determine our rates, as we all know.
;D
« Last Edit: 30 November 2020, 09:57:43 am by Braziliana »
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14060 on: 30 November 2020, 12:09:38 pm »
Quote from: BethElizabeth on 30 November 2020, 12:08:58 am
‘I’m going to be honest, charging anything over 100 an hour should only be for those with D breast size or above. I’d reconsider your rates if I were you. I’m a photographer.’

I'd reply: "I only charge more than 100 an hour if you have a small dick."
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14061 on: 01 December 2020, 06:16:45 pm »
I've let my number lapse on AW so not had much to post recently although had this genius received at 04.23am via email:

Him: Hi would love to know more about booking your services

Me: Hello, you contact me with a possible date, time and length of meeting. Then I'll let you know if I can make it. Contacting me at 4am when I'm asleep isn't really going to work?

Him: My apologies

Me: Slaps forehead really hard
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14062 on: 01 December 2020, 06:56:59 pm »
Reading all of these is making me itchy..... these type of people have got so much worse in lockdown
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14063 on: 02 December 2020, 07:23:51 am »
A guy emailed me last night at 9 pm expecting me to be available??

I don't even work evenings as clearly stated on my profile!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14064 on: 02 December 2020, 04:22:56 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 29 November 2020, 10:49:02 pm
*gawps at you*. I mean, my jaw’s on the ground. I dunno why exactly, I had a guy over here ask to write me a check & not cash it til the following week once.

True story.

So Hannaah? Can I write you a check?😂

Only if you promise you're not trying to get a free service and that the check won't bounce when I cash it.  ;D

Today's gem: U free 4 hard fuck
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14065 on: 02 December 2020, 04:46:28 pm »
I had a guy email me. Hi love your profile and would love to meet. So how do you like to be fucked.

I felt like saying preferably with a cock.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14066 on: 02 December 2020, 08:11:43 pm »
Quote from: Jessiegirl on 02 December 2020, 04:46:28 pm
I had a guy email me. Hi love your profile and would love to meet. So how do you like to be fucked.

I felt like saying preferably with a cock.

LMAO or various kitchen utensils not limited to a ballon whisk  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14067 on: 03 December 2020, 01:08:24 am »
Quote from: Jessiegirl on 02 December 2020, 04:46:28 pm
I had a guy email me. Hi love your profile and would love to meet. So how do you like to be fucked.

I felt like saying preferably with a cock.

Haha and poor sods actually believe we might just engage in this type of conversation with them.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14068 on: 03 December 2020, 12:51:22 pm »
Aw email:

Hello gorgeous, I’m a young horny 24 year old with stamina. My dick is on my profile. I hope you like it. I’m a repeat cummer, meaning even when I cum, I can just keep fucking until I cum again.

I’m really into older women and I would love to get down and dirty with you.

If I’ve peaked your interest, please don’t hesitate to reply and let’s arrange something.

Thanks,

Dan xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14069 on: 03 December 2020, 01:53:17 pm »
*boak*

If I hadn't already deleted the above I would be emailing 'Dan' and pointing out that it doesn't actually mean anything at all, because it is not a word.
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