Picks the cheapest service and tried to tag on free stuff.
Then they magically lose their ability to count.
Random-I'd like to book the £40, 15 minute session
Me-Fine
Random- Have you got black, elbow length, silk opera gloves
Me-Yes
Random- Ok I'll see you in 30 minutes
Me-They're not included in the fee
Random-Wot!
Me-They're not included in the fee, would you like to pay for the costume?
Random- Yes how much
Me- £10 extra
Random- OK
Me-See you soon.
Random- You don't sound happy about it.
(Translation- He doesn't want to cough up)
Me-I'm happy that you're paying the extra for the costume.
(In my head, I'm yawning you're a tedious, scrounging piece of poo of no interest to me whatsoever.)
Random How much is it the total?
Me-£40 and £10 for the costume
Random-I don't think I'll bother
Me-That's fine
(Thank f* for that! so happy he's cancelled cause he would be too annoying)