It's annoying when they ask for something you're not
Some man called from Texas phone number
Him: Are you curvy? I only want a big curvy woman
Me: I am genuinely a size 14 UK size
Him: Oooh...How big is your ass?
Me: What you see in my photos is what you get
Him: I like your photos, but size 14 is skinny. I want BIG curvy ass
Me thinking 'why did you call me then? Maybe I should've lied and told him I was much larger.