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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13605 on: 19 October 2019, 09:45:24 pm »
What did you say Caly? ???

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13606 on: 19 October 2019, 09:49:58 pm »
What did you say Caly? ???

“ Which one are you looking for?”  ??

Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13607 on: 19 October 2019, 09:54:50 pm »
What did you say Caly? ???
After he had said it was as he's never done this (TW alert), he was told he wouldn't be doing it all (at least not with me). He asked why to which I said "Well weirdly enough we don't tend to want to see people who insult us by basically saying they think we are disease ridden" then told him for future reference  he is more likely to catch something from that hook up in the club or wherever.

Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13608 on: 19 October 2019, 09:56:51 pm »
What did you say Caly? ???

Oh and also politely told him if he's worried about that sort of thing then there's these new fangled things that help prevent you catching stuff. I believe they are called condoms

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13609 on: 19 October 2019, 09:57:25 pm »
“ Which one are you looking for?”  ??
😂

TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13610 on: 20 October 2019, 12:37:31 am »
😂


Funniest answer ever to that ridiculous question, it’d also be fun to add “if I don’t have what your looking for then give me a couple of days and I’ll do more bareback and then I’ll hopefully be able to accommodate you”😂😂. Laughing out very loud at my own wit!!

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13611 on: 20 October 2019, 12:55:27 am »
“ Which one are you looking for?”  ??

Haw haw haw!!! *scribbles down* Priceless! Absofuckinglutely priceless!! I'm stealing, you know I am, this goes in the book!!

I'm on the train 🚂home lol-ing out loud😆😆😆.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13612 on: 20 October 2019, 01:43:51 am »
Haw haw haw!!! *scribbles down* Priceless! Absofuckinglutely priceless!! I'm stealing, you know I am, this goes in the book!!

I'm on the train 🚂home lol-ing out loud😆😆😆.

We’ve all stolen this one I think! Best reply ever to such a stupid and offensive question!

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13613 on: 20 October 2019, 10:10:07 am »
“ Which one are you looking for?”  ??
Ya ha ha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13614 on: 21 October 2019, 07:09:13 pm »
When I explained that one of the dresses in my profile pics was just something I had tried on..."How much is it?" so I tell him the price.
"Far too expensive for me to buy! But you should buy it because I'll need you to look sexy for me"
Hahhahaha go away mate. 

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13615 on: 22 October 2019, 12:01:00 pm »
When I explained that one of the dresses in my profile pics was just something I had tried on... "...you should buy it because I'll need you to look sexy for me"
Hahhahaha go away mate.
You mean...you didn't IMMEDIATELY go and buy the dress just to please a random stranger (who clearly represents the respectful and well-mannered punter that we all like to meet)?  Oh, you fool, MM!  ;D

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13616 on: 25 October 2019, 09:46:56 am »
Phone whilst checking into a small chain hotel which is keycarded, desk next to the door, asking for a late at night in a quiet 'local' area outcall...........mentioning details including working name, asking cost, asking "When can you get here". I could hear him talking to the receptionist.

I don't have shame but I'd rather not (there were other reasons).


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13617 on: 25 October 2019, 03:45:44 pm »
How much just to lick you out? :FF Block Block Block No reply

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13618 on: 26 October 2019, 01:06:39 am »
1st text:  "location??"

Obviously I don't reply.

2nd text: "price??"

You clearly saw my ads bc you're texting me. The 2 questions you're asking me are fucking IN the damn ad😡.

Blocked. Moving on.🤦🏼‍♀️
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13619 on: 26 October 2019, 12:08:54 pm »
Tw....Is this massage
Me... no this is Gina who offers massage
Tw...Ok u dont need to bother with the massage i just want you to suck my dick
 :P
GG x