Today I took a booking from yep You guess it 😂Jay who was really nice and it was short for Jason
I did say that he might want to reconsider his user name as it tends to be a top name for the TW which he thought was really funny
However I only took it because he had good feedback from a few ladies that I know

Received a 'If I pay you will you go to a private clinic get tested, get a clean certificate then have bareback with me - I have £xxx are you interested?'

The answer is no, same message sent several times even after a polite 'not something I would do' username has alias so was able to see has sent 1000s of messages in few months the account has been active.

Although I'd never go ahead the amount by the way was not enough to travel the distance to the nearest private centre never mind a booking on top, but that's by the by as they say.

final bit of arranging an outcall...
Me -You need to book my taxi return journey in advance, (give him simple instructions)
Random -Can't you just jump into a cab?
Me-Why bother asking me? I'm just the escort (bored with him cut him off)

I now come to a point of cutting the call and blocking the idiots. As the ones that do want you will comply with the cab rule. I'm same as you. No prepaid return A...Lee cab no appointment booking simple as that.

Personally, I always automatically trust that guys who make these very respectful and reasonable requests are STI-free and accordingly have no need of STI-screening themselves...

Oh yes and of course the certificate is accurate, and I'm not going to have sex with anyone for several weeks prior, then not until I the actual booking.

There's an easy way to solve this, no bareback intercourse.

I don't know why they say certificate when all results are sent via text message.

I don't know why they say certificate when all results are sent via text message.

I was under the impression some private clinics may offer certificates, don't porn stars require or use them?

I once asked at the NHS GUM they told me they would never issue any document because of the liability and potential for abuse. At most they might write a letter confirming attendance if pushed.

Ya ha ha!
Somewhere, I still have my Record of Achievement from 1992, haha!

Oh my gosh I kept mine for a long time, I may still have it somewhere.

Him: "I have a couple of questions"
 Me: "Hi what questions?"
Him: "Do you have any std's?"