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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13515 on: 28 July 2019, 12:11:42 am »
Him Hi hun can I come see you Sunday nudge nudge wink wink
Him I'm bit skint can I pay 10 less for just a 15 min  quickie
To which I've replied if you are skint maybe save your money instead .
Me to me I really do not want this booking  :FF
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13516 on: 28 July 2019, 12:37:45 am »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 28 July 2019, 12:11:42 am
Him Hi hun can I come see you Sunday nudge nudge wink wink
Him I'm bit skint can I pay 10 less for just a 15 min  quickie
To which I've replied if you are skint maybe save your money instead .
Me to me I really do not want this booking  :FF

I am screaming at the vintage Monty Python reference😆😆😆.

And I get this too! "I just got fired last week & only have $100. Can we work something out?"
Shouldn't you, I dunno, pay your electric bill or buy some groceries?🤷🏼‍♀️ WHY spend your *last*🙄$$ on me, you dolt?

I get this ?? more often than I think I should, which tells me they're all taking the piss. My 1st
Brit-ism!! Yay me😁.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13517 on: 28 July 2019, 07:27:30 pm »
Some go head on with the sympathy angle and try milking it for all its worth wanting your pity .it never works a huge turn off ..
Glad I'm not on a date with any of them ..
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EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13518 on: 28 July 2019, 08:18:27 pm »
“Any chance of a cheeky wank this morning cutie ?”
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Charmaine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13519 on: 28 July 2019, 09:18:09 pm »
Don’t know what to make of this  ???

Him :- Hello
Me :- Would you like to make a booking
Him :- No
Me :- why did you message me then ?
Him :- To see if you would reply.

I just found it odd
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EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13520 on: 28 July 2019, 09:21:04 pm »
Quote from: Charmaine on 28 July 2019, 09:18:09 pm
Don’t know what to make of this  ???

Him :- Hello
Me :- Would you like to make a booking
Him :- No
Me :- why did you message me then ?
Him :- To see if you would reply.

I just found it odd

Something very creepy and unnerving about that tbh. :/ xx
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Charmaine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13521 on: 28 July 2019, 09:28:10 pm »
Quote from: EveWithEve on 28 July 2019, 09:21:04 pm
Something very creepy and unnerving about that tbh. :/ xx

I have now blocked his number
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EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13522 on: 29 July 2019, 03:29:42 pm »
Hi just wondered if you had toys indoors and if i finished early i could carry on using them on you?
To which my reply was of course : I keep all my toys in the garden sorry.  ::)
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13523 on: 07 August 2019, 09:29:55 am »
Todays email
Hi baby your the most beautiful I want to shower you with gifts and cash we must keep it discreet I want you to call me ( luckily ads mobile for me to block as well as his message)
It went on a bit about × 3 please
 in a row can we meet.
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13524 on: 08 August 2019, 01:06:25 pm »
Call from a ‘6’6 welsh rugby player with a 10 inch cock’ who wants an overnight and happy to pay the lot up front.

Sounds far too good to be true, but I’m still hoping it comes off  ;D
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13525 on: 08 August 2019, 11:35:06 pm »
Hi baby, I come see you baby, where are you baby?
So, grrr already🙄.
Wants to do a bank transfer.
No, cash I say.
PayPal?
No, cash.
Venmo? CashApp?
NO! CASH!!!!
You don't have to get so upset, he says.🤦🏼‍♀️
Did you not understand me the three times I told you no, I queried?? No answer of course.
Said I'd accept ABC type gift card or XYZ type. He also said he could pay my room costs for a few days(yeah right, til you dispute the charges & I'm stuck with the bill).

Agreed on a G/C, it must be in the original packaging with the receipt, I'll call to check the balance before we start.
No no, I'll pay cash.
30 minutes later he texts back saying he can't do cash & I blocked him.
I'm more annoyed about having wasted 1/2 an hour on him than anything.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13526 on: 08 August 2019, 11:41:59 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 08 August 2019, 11:35:06 pm
Hi baby, I come see you baby, where are you baby?
So, grrr already🙄.
Wants to do a bank transfer.
No, cash I say.
PayPal?
No, cash.
Venmo? CashApp?
NO! CASH!!!!
You don't have to get so upset, he says.🤦🏼‍♀️
Did you not understand me the three times I told you no, I queried?? No answer of course.
Said I'd accept ABC type gift card or XYZ type. He also said he could pay my room costs for a few days(yeah right, til you dispute the charges & I'm stuck with the bill).

Agreed on a G/C, it must be in the original packaging with the receipt, I'll call to check the balance before we start.
No no, I'll pay cash.
30 minutes later he texts back saying he can't do cash & I blocked him.
I'm more annoyed about having wasted 1/2 an hour on him than anything.
bloody irritating man
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13527 on: 08 August 2019, 11:55:28 pm »
'Hi there. I would like to invite you to a PSE/SLUT type meeting- an hour at my place canary wharf.nice money really depending on how big slut you can be- interested?'  :P  :P  :P. 




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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13528 on: 09 August 2019, 09:58:53 pm »
One caller  this afternoon when i stopped work as it was dead .
i left my work phone on by mistake but my elderly father picked up the phone thinking it was his ..hilarious disaster
Asking who are you do I know you .?😃
I grabbed the phone off him lol
Luckily he didn't say my name not sure what the caller must have thought!!
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linglau

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13529 on: 09 August 2019, 11:19:55 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 08 August 2019, 11:55:28 pm
'Hi there. I would like to invite you to a PSE/SLUT type meeting- an hour at my place canary wharf.nice money really depending on how big slut you can be- interested?'  :P  :P  :P.

How could you possibly refuse?  ::)
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