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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13500 on: 17 July 2019, 06:45:49 pm »
Quote from: DaisyDuck on 17 July 2019, 12:39:05 am
Guys don't seem to realise that coke makes them impotent.
I had a Sunday special some years ago got hard but couldn't cum at all .nightmare on coke
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Escortx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13501 on: 20 July 2019, 02:27:46 pm »
Can come with coke and viagra I think
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13502 on: 20 July 2019, 02:31:32 pm »
Quote from: Escortx on 20 July 2019, 02:27:46 pm
Can come with coke and viagra I think

I'd want to hire a heart defibrillator if they tried that combo in my yard. ;D
The hospital is 5 minutes away.
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Ceciliaxxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13503 on: 20 July 2019, 11:49:38 pm »
Dithering and asking about my home country, cities in this and neighbouring countries then finally asking if I do WS......curtain..... bugger just get to your question or just ask nicely  ::) ::)
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someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13504 on: 21 July 2019, 01:01:30 pm »
I want to meet you. Love your profile, blah, blah, blah. Dom looking for a sub and you seem to fit my requirements.
A very, very long email that I skimmed and in the middle he mentioned he doesn't pay  ;D
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13505 on: 21 July 2019, 04:30:50 pm »
Quote from: someonesomewhere on 21 July 2019, 01:01:30 pm
I want to meet you. Love your profile, blah, blah, blah. Dom looking for a sub and you seem to fit my requirements.
A very, very long email that I skimmed and in the middle he mentioned he doesn't pay  ;D

😮😮ummmm? WTAF? Did he say WHY he doesn't pay?

For shits & giggles I'd had to have kept that convo going just to see what the answer was, holy cow.

Doesn't pay🤦🏼‍♀️. At least he told you upfront.
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LisaLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13506 on: 24 July 2019, 11:32:41 am »
Had one idiot claiming to be high profile businessman and linked to me some LinkedIn Profiles

Came across as doing me a massive favor.

Added his number as "moron" and could see a meek looking Indian fellow on his WhatsApp display picture. He got incredible angry when i brought it up.

I just blocked and ignored his number, got no time to waste with these idiots.

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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13507 on: 27 July 2019, 04:20:01 pm »
Quote from: leeds1 on 24 July 2019, 11:32:41 am
Had one idiot claiming to be high profile businessman and linked to me some LinkedIn Profiles

Came across as doing me a massive favor.

Added his number as "moron" and could see a meek looking Indian fellow on his WhatsApp display picture. He got incredible angry when i brought it up.

I just blocked and ignored his number, got no time to waste with these idiots.
they don't like being caught out or challenged do they
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13508 on: 27 July 2019, 05:02:20 pm »
Phoncall - Do you do sex and blow jobs?

 ::)

I think I'll just ring up the chinese and ask whether they do egg fried rice and prawn crackers  ::) ::) ::)
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TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13509 on: 27 July 2019, 07:41:42 pm »
Quote from: Gypsy on 27 July 2019, 05:02:20 pm
Phoncall - Do you do sex and blow jobs?

 ::)

I think I'll just ring up the chinese and ask whether they do egg fried rice and prawn crackers  ::) ::) ::)

I had that and I’m in Glasgow, he phoned me today but he asked me that last time and I just out the phone down cause I couldn’t possibly take someone like that seriously!
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13510 on: 27 July 2019, 07:45:13 pm »
All over my profile I'm not available until mid august and that I see men from 30+ years up only.

Subject: available
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hey i'm ryan 26. looking for an older mature women to show me how its really done :p are you available tonight at any point for an incall?xx


But the best parts for me were the "show me how it's done" as my profile focuses heavily on submissive services and older mature woman....I'm 31!
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13511 on: 27 July 2019, 07:57:08 pm »
Nitwit - Do you offer snowballing?  :P
Me - Yes, but you have to pay for owo on top of the normal fee
Nitwit - Whatyoumean?  ???
« Last Edit: 27 July 2019, 08:02:26 pm by saltysweet »
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13512 on: 27 July 2019, 08:27:45 pm »
This one in my mailbox today is on the trail of a vulnerable and naive idiot but it won't be me. Last time this kind of request came in must be at least 4 years ago.

Good afternoon. May I spend an hour or two in your home and do your housework? It will be to a high standard and anything you tell me to do I will do it without question. I wear a black skirt and white maid apron but anything else which you think I may need could you provide please?

I know you usually charge for men visiting you but in this case I would be serving you and cleaning your home and I would not want any sexual services.

 ???
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13513 on: 27 July 2019, 08:37:13 pm »
But still wants your time for free cleaning!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13514 on: 27 July 2019, 09:14:55 pm »
Quote from: Gypsy on 27 July 2019, 05:02:20 pm
Phoncall - Do you do sex and blow jobs?

 ::)

I think I'll just ring up the chinese and ask whether they do egg fried rice and prawn crackers  ::) ::) ::)
Ya ha ha!
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