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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13485 on: 12 July 2019, 03:22:50 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 12 July 2019, 12:37:03 am
Braziliana ~ I am *obviously* in the wrong damn country😆😆.
Ha ha!  ;D
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13486 on: 12 July 2019, 05:59:17 pm »
By AW mail ....

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Hello, I am looking to make a booking. Are you a strong lady, as I am hoping in our booking if you could attempt to give me a piggyback ride. It's something iv always wanted to experience. If you could do this please let me know. I am 6ft tall and 16 stone. Thank you
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13487 on: 12 July 2019, 06:17:12 pm »
OMG he rung me twice! Thanks for solving the puzzle.
He was ready to 'script' me.
As soon as he says, 'You look s-t :P...', my finger has a mind of it's own and cut the prick off.

He's saved as 'wasterlookstrong'
« Last Edit: 12 July 2019, 09:04:58 pm by saltysweet »
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13488 on: 12 July 2019, 06:50:38 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 12 July 2019, 05:59:17 pm
By AW mail ....

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Hello, I am looking to make a booking. Are you a strong lady, as I am hoping in our booking if you could attempt to give me a piggyback ride. It's something iv always wanted to experience. If you could do this please let me know. I am 6ft tall and 16 stone. Thank you

I've had messages from him too. Not sure if he's an actual TW as it's never gone any further than me replying that I can't/won't do it.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13489 on: 12 July 2019, 06:59:48 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 12 July 2019, 05:59:17 pm
By AW mail ....

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Hello, I am looking to make a booking. Are you a strong lady, as I am hoping in our booking if you could attempt to give me a piggyback ride. It's something iv always wanted to experience. If you could do this please let me know. I am 6ft tall and 16 stone. Thank you

225 pounds!?!?!?😮 He needs to do 1 of those reverse booking thingies🤦🏼‍♀️.

Does he want you to wear a fucking saddle as well? Oh. My. God.
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An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13490 on: 12 July 2019, 07:16:50 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 12 July 2019, 06:59:48 pm
225 pounds!?!?!?😮 He needs to do 1 of those reverse booking thingies🤦🏼‍♀️.

Does he want you to wear a fucking saddle as well? Oh. My. God.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13491 on: 12 July 2019, 07:21:56 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 12 July 2019, 06:50:38 pm
I've had messages from him too. Not sure if he's an actual TW as it's never gone any further than me replying that I can't/won't do it.

He's bee now on AW since 2017... no feedback
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TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13492 on: 12 July 2019, 08:48:59 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 12 July 2019, 05:59:17 pm
By AW mail ....

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Hello, I am looking to make a booking. Are you a strong lady, as I am hoping in our booking if you could attempt to give me a piggyback ride. It's something iv always wanted to experience. If you could do this please let me know. I am 6ft tall and 16 stone. Thank you

Sorry but 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13493 on: 14 July 2019, 01:38:19 pm »
Got back to someone’s missed call yesterday.

Me: I’m sorry I missed your call, I’m not working today but hope to see you another time. Sophia x

Him: Dick pic 🤦🏻‍♀️

Him: Anal x

Me: Go fuck yourself hun!

Him: Another dick pic only this time it was LIVE!

Him: Spunk bucket 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13494 on: 14 July 2019, 01:46:03 pm »
Cancelled booking after asking to do coke and begging to do anal. :FF
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13495 on: 14 July 2019, 04:15:00 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 14 July 2019, 01:46:03 pm
Cancelled booking after asking to do coke and begging to do anal. :FF

bit ambitious
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13496 on: 14 July 2019, 04:51:45 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 14 July 2019, 04:15:00 pm
bit ambitious
Yea considering I don't offer either !!
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13497 on: 16 July 2019, 10:41:44 pm »
Email 23.00hrs last night
U ready for me babe ?
Me ready to block him.yep  :)
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DaisyDuck

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13498 on: 17 July 2019, 12:39:05 am »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 14 July 2019, 01:46:03 pm
Cancelled booking after asking to do coke and begging to do anal. :FF

Guys don't seem to realise that coke makes them impotent.
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13499 on: 17 July 2019, 06:42:12 am »
Or the ones who send you emails saying 'I am very shy and not done this before' ....  You just know they will never get round to it!
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