Him: Hello are you available NOW for 2 hours?
Me: I’m sorry I can’t be available without any notice at all and the most I offer is 1 hour.
Him: LOOK I’m the one that wants the service ok. I didn’t mean this second, I meant tonight. I do a minimum of 2 hours because I don’t like people who are boring in bed. It’s ok, I will find an escort who can do 2 hours, go back to sleep.
Me: If you don’t mean now and mean later tonight then you need to say that, words are literal and I can only respond to what you say to me. Try reading profiles in the first place and pick someone suited to you.
Him: Fine, I will leave you to your half hour punters then.
Me: I do 30 mins and 1 hour. I basically do what my profile says I do funnily enough.
Him: It’s really ok. With my looks, I can take my pick.
😂
Me: Then get yourself out there then and get it for free.
Him: I get a lot of attention as it is. It’s really ok, there’s dozens and dozens of women who can do 2 hours.
Me: Exactly so go get one of them.
Him: I do get it for free as well, what makes you think I don’t?
Him: ? ? ? ?
Him: Don’t rush to conclusions, I made roughly 14K this month.
Blocked him and his delusional ass at this point. Should of blocked him long before!
