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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13425 on: 11 May 2019, 11:08:40 pm »
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« Last Edit: 15 May 2019, 10:32:15 pm by Sugar xxx »

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13426 on: 11 May 2019, 11:22:49 pm »
Bloke rang who started off sounding okay then started waffling about how great I look, how he loves my size, how well he thinks we’re getting on.

I hung up, we weren’t getting on that well.

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13427 on: 12 May 2019, 01:51:00 pm »
Hi love , how are you ?

I’m a young guy looking for a good time with somone I can have a laugh with and not make it feel like a transaction if you know what I mean ? I’ve never done this before with a escort. And well you seem my type so I thought I’d give it a shot haha

since the latest girlfriend was really tame and unadventurous just had me thinking and I found this site , now I’ve done some very wild stuff and no doubt you have but my last sub wouldn’t let me a couple of things , Anything else went so I’m pretty confident and experienced when it comes to the quite hardcore and extreme end of the tail.
Online master and sub relationship

I’m after a rough session with the possibility to go harder if you let me , a lot of stuff is tame for me now
? I’m happy to balance it out for us both to enjoy... I know everyone has their own likes and dislikes so I’ve not got set acts I want todo

I need to see if we are on the same page and level first !

Do you have Kik messenger ? Mines ***
No probs if you don’t want to give yours out , just thought you’d might like to see who’s behind the profile and we’ll i don’t want to get caught in this site haha. My phone numbers connected to my business so that’s why I use Kik.

If you need a deposit, I can probably sort that out too

Thanks xx



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I was wondering if you wanted to work together and improve our skills. I want to get some more experience so that I can give a good service to clients. I have had sex with a lot of girls outside of escorting and girls have always given me compliments, but I have a feeling it is different. I am a black man with an 8 inch penis and I am completely clean. I live in the city centre of ***

 ::) ::)

Kay1996

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13428 on: 12 May 2019, 04:02:58 pm »
I got a message yesterday just saying "sex?"

And they wonder why they don't get taken seriously ::)

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13429 on: 15 May 2019, 12:15:34 pm »
£40/15 mins all inclusive?
No. Read profile for info and rates.
Just trying to cut a deal x
And as my profile states I don't accept hagglers, it is rude.
Ok what does 40 get me all I got x
I do not do anything for 40.
Ok.

 :FF

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13430 on: 15 May 2019, 01:30:18 pm »
Text at 12.05am

‘I want your service. Pls reply here’

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jasmine89

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13431 on: 15 May 2019, 03:28:54 pm »
Hello

I see you don’t offer bareback but you do offer swallow. Isn’t that just as dangerous as bareback?
Looking forward to your response

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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13432 on: 15 May 2019, 04:07:05 pm »
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Call me we can discuss my booking.
What are your services?
Are you working?
. Is there a course when punters can learn how to treat escorts yet because some seriously need it.

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13433 on: 15 May 2019, 10:22:05 pm »
Idiot: hey heard you could help me out with a bit of fun x
Me: heard from who?
Idiot: was on a website

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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13434 on: 15 May 2019, 10:54:39 pm »
Hanaah ~ I had 1 very early in the game ask if I'd do him for free; I imagine we all have & could probably start a spin off thread from this😆!

Don't remember the details as it's been 4 years gone at this point, but something along the lines of I'm broke, i need to see you, you should feel sorry for me, make an exception, blah blah.🙄
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13435 on: 16 May 2019, 01:20:16 am »
Hanaah ~ I had 1 very early in the game ask if I'd do him for free; I imagine we all have & could probably start a spin off thread from this😆!

Don't remember the details as it's been 4 years gone at this point, but something along the lines of I'm broke, i need to see you, you should feel sorry for me, make an exception, blah blah.🙄
My standard response to these arseholes was that I run a business not a charity.

MaybeBaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13436 on: 21 May 2019, 08:39:47 pm »
Totally dead for days, then a ton of timewasters, each one more moronic and entitled than the last....

Latest, upon my seeing some of his FB and getting a bad vibe, I still politely reply to his query stating I don’t see new clients after X time.

To get this dickhead response:  No worries miss difficult ;)

Your profile has too much going on, gives my eyes a headache haha

J X
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13437 on: 22 May 2019, 03:02:44 pm »
Totally dead for days, then a ton of timewasters, each one more moronic and entitled than the last....

Latest, upon my seeing some of his FB and getting a bad vibe, I still politely reply to his query stating I don’t see new clients after X time.

To get this dickhead response:  No worries miss difficult ;)

Your profile has too much going on, gives my eyes a headache haha

J X




Then why the f..k did you contact me the first place you swine
You dodged a massive bullet there with that fool.

MaybeBaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13438 on: 22 May 2019, 03:49:08 pm »
Then why the f..k did you contact me the first place you swine
You dodged a massive bullet there with that fool.

Totally what I thought, I mean talk about unnecessary and passive aggressive.

This area is chock-a blocks with morons!

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13439 on: 22 May 2019, 06:01:15 pm »
Totally dead for days, then a ton of timewasters, each one more moronic and entitled than the last....

Latest, upon my seeing some of his FB and getting a bad vibe, I still politely reply to his query stating I don’t see new clients after X time.

To get this dickhead response:  No worries miss difficult ;)

Your profile has too much going on, gives my eyes a headache haha

J X


Today I had an email asking “is it okay if I skunk on you with short notice”.
I assumed it was sort of drug (skunk is weed? Idk) reference so replied “skunk??” (As well as to the rest of the email.)
He can straight back with “okay, miss spelling  ;)”.
.... ugh why does it make me cringe so much