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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13350 on: 01 April 2019, 09:45:07 am »
"I work for ticket master, I can give you £300 worth of tickets for anything you want to see, in exchange for an hour's incall".

 :FF

TBH I'd have been tempted by Download.

Ticket prices are insane these days.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13351 on: 01 April 2019, 10:49:39 am »
Text from blocked number
Give me pos cod I kiss u
Lol

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13352 on: 04 April 2019, 12:02:34 pm »
One caller wanking off while trying to book me!
Huffing puffing and gasping, surprised he could speak.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13353 on: 04 April 2019, 05:38:50 pm »
First time using AT in a long time as I mostly see regs and they know they can text to book but been a little quiet so decided to use AT again and quickly realized why I rarely do!

A bunch of postcode? and address and hey babe and u available texts followed with my favourite so far: I am a real customer.

I don't think he would have to tell me that if it was in fact true.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13354 on: 04 April 2019, 06:58:29 pm »
First time using AT in a long time as I mostly see regs and they know they can text to book but been a little quiet so decided to use AT again and quickly realized why I rarely do!

A bunch of postcode? and address and hey babe and u available texts followed with my favourite so far: I am a real customer.

I don't think he would have to tell me that if it was in fact true.  ::)

Yes save your credits.. It's bloody irritating isn't it  :FF
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LilMissChaos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13355 on: 07 April 2019, 05:43:22 pm »
One of the biggest getters- of- my-goat is when guy send a follow-up text (having not yet received a reply to their first) saying nothing but:

?? ??

Most of the time the initial text is nonsense I'd be ignoring (the usual "Postcode"/"Hi/"U Wrkn"? drivel) coming from the type of client I'd not agree to see in the first place...

But if I ever see that fucking Question Mark Text in the cases where, disappointingly, I've just genuinely not been able to reply to an otherwise quite reasonable initial enqiry text :FF....

...is also a definite case of Bye-bye ya bloody Half-Wit  >:( For me, there is nothing, and I mean nothing that smacks of impatient, egotistical self-entitled Dickhead-ery than that GRRR!!

I've binned a couple of previous/repeat clients for doing the same, such is my loathing of it   >:( >:( >:(

Because I'm of a disposition that compels me to always have the last word where morons are concerned  ;D, then I reply with the corresponding amount of exclamation marks or the middle-finger emoji in a vain attempt at making a point... Which I know is utterly fucking futile because not a single one of them has ever replied with some kind of apology or shown any kind of acknowledgement of my disdain... :FF

...Suppose I should be grateful that these wankers are hiding in Plain Sight, allowing for easy bullet dodging...  ::) :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13356 on: 07 April 2019, 06:12:11 pm »
Yesterday smh.
"So, what are we talking about, price wise?"

🚨🚨🚨

I said gee whiz...where did you find me?🤷🏼‍♀️

"XYZ website."

Now I know for a fact that particular website has my donations listed, sooooo....why are you asking me that ??🤔 (he's hoping for a special, a knockdown, something!)

"I'd like to see you right now."

Another🚨🚨🚨.

Sure, says I🙄 (no way).

"Ok, how much is this going to cost me?"

Are. You. Kidding. Me. Swear to god, I lathered, I rinsed, I repeated Lololol.

"Well, what are we talking about?"

I instantly go into Stupid Mode & say, I have no idea, what ARE we talking about?🤷🏼‍♀️ (remember, this is illegal stateside) & this asshole says, "we're talking about having sex."
🤦🏼‍♀️🔨🤦🏼‍♀️🔨

I gave up & blocked him. Dope.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13357 on: 08 April 2019, 04:57:18 am »
In the last 2 weeks, I have had this same message from numerous numbers via WhatsApp.  I suspect it is a templated click-through message on VS.  (I may be wrong, of course).

It’s from Komons if you didn’t put the add there yourself and your getting these messages they have lifted your details
« Last Edit: 08 April 2019, 05:01:47 am by ParisB »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13358 on: 08 April 2019, 07:44:24 am »
A email saying he wants to kiss my body 400 times where I direct him.

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13359 on: 08 April 2019, 10:46:45 am »
Empty email with header just saying  Wots you’re phone number

On receiving my auto reply he sends Am in wsm

Eh you what? If a guy wants to see me he can send a decent polite email, not full of gibberish text speak;  and I don’t just give out my number willy nilly.

This is the kind of numbskull who contacts me when I do AT......

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13360 on: 08 April 2019, 01:38:09 pm »
Email this morning telling me what time he wanted and for me to text him.  hmm
And guess what no correspondence, I'm not holding my breath here  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13361 on: 08 April 2019, 02:03:17 pm »
Email this morning telling me what time he wanted and for me to text him.  hmm
And guess what no correspondence, I'm not holding my breath here  ::)

If anyone asks me to call or text them I ignore!

They call me for a booking not the other way round!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13362 on: 08 April 2019, 02:51:02 pm »
Today’s idiot :
“Hey is it possible to make a booking in (location) for 15 min today please”

Me : please see my profile for dates.

“I would like 15 mins at 3.30pm today if you can, is it ok to make a booking through AW”

Me : again, please see my profile.

“What have I missed , I thought I email you first with time date etc , then you agree and I put it through the AW website. Sorry if I’m thick and am missing something”

Me : The dates, please read through the whole profile before trying again to arrange. Thanks.

“I was hoping Today at 4pm , for 15 minutes please”

.... fml, I’ve given up replying now, clearly isn’t bothering to / can’t read.
The location he wants I’m not even there until the 21st haha. (AS IT CLEARLY STATES ON MY PROFILE. UGH).

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13363 on: 10 April 2019, 12:34:51 pm »
good morning  This is how I would likr our meet.to.go I would love you to charge me extra per hour,
you will be fully clothed when I arrive,
when you open the door you demand I pay your.fee there and then,
then you take my wallet out take all the money out and my.bank cards
and tell me you are going.to use my cards to spoil yourself
Many thanks
No thanks!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13364 on: 10 April 2019, 03:33:55 pm »
Got a.classic:
"Your free now?"
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