...Oh you don't understand. I would like to see you tomorrow and I will pay you next time...

He left out the rest, namely, "I wouldn't try this at Tesco or KFC or anywhere else, but with an escort, I reckon it's fine.  You brainless, cock-swallowing sluts are too stupid to see the obvious scam that I am trying to pull, you understand.  Also, unlike entities like Tesco and KFC, you are 99.9% unlikely to be able to do anything about it once it has happened anyway."

Aw email at 4am in the morning

“I want you”

Very short phone call.

Idiot: Hi do you see couples
Me: Yes I do Male and Female couples. Is your partner there with you
Idiot: I want to book you. (The fact that he said * I *) indicates his a con man fake.
Me: No problem I must speak to your ladyfriend do pass the phone over to her.
Idiot: CLICK phone ended.

Me I immediately  blocked the idiot.

‘Hi I’d like to come and see you, but I have a condition called Giganticism & have a 14 inch cock.’


Course you do mate.

I've had this one before he even sent me a very obviously photo-shopped picture as well!

‘Hi I’d like to come and see you, but I have a condition called Giganticism & have a 14 inch cock.’


Course you do mate.

I would have been tempted to respond with "sorry mate I am suffering from an acute case of dontbelieveuitis" so best we don't meet. 

Had someone message a few times over the last few weeks : negative feedback about how he persistently messages and never commits to a booking , then he calls and is rude, sounds like a middle aged Romanian male (accd to aw fb). Taking inspo from this wonderful forum, and knowing full well I wasn’t going to meet him so no pennies lost, I replied this time.

His message this evening : “want to come Monday for 1 hr. I’m 19 is that okay”.
(My profile states which days I’m available, and he messages asking for days I’m not available).
My snippy reply : “well. It’s not okay for you, being 19 and unable to read.. poor thing!”

“I want 30min incalls, is the cum unlimited yeah?”
- to which I sadly had to reply that I’d run out of my supply of cum so unfortunately there wasn’t ‘any’ ...

Put my phone on too early this morning 
First caller.. "Hi babe I not done this sort of thing before. What do you do exactly!? '"
Please start by reading profiles before calling ladies.
Call cut by me.
I 2nd caller.  do you work everyday I need to do my research?
 first before I make a decision on who I want to see.
Like I care really 
Oops phone cut out

Text
Hi adult work can I see you? I lol what an idiot