I was hoping the TW would be too busy hungover today to bother me but no such luck.
Moron 1: Hi baby xxx
Me: My name is Hannaah.
Moron 1: Hi Hannaah do you do facetime?
Me: No.
Moron 1: awwh you're fit xxx
Moron 1: You shave your pussy xxx
Me: All the information you need is on my profile. If you would like to make a booking then please follow the booking procedure laid out on my profile. (Not that he would be accepted
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Moron 2: What's postcode?
Me: HELLO. (I've taken to screaming hello at them when they're rude prats.) I am based 5 minutes drive from x. As stated on my profile I do not give my address until a booking is confirmed.
Moron 3: Wasn't a moron and was welcome back to see me again until he called at 2am this morning. Now he isn't welcome back.
Moron 4: Already saved under smelly and overstayed...no thank you!