just back to work and I've had some real stinkers, ignore them mostly but the i got:
hello!
(I don't reply, then 2 hours later)
how?
me: .....did the dinosaurs die?
him: not yet
then just as i'm running out of patience after 2 stand-ups i get a flurry of questions from one bloke followed by
"what will you wear to meet me" as soon as this come up i know it's a joker
me: "as you want"
him: "make me a suggestion"
me "like your grandma"
him "are you starting?" (that kind of anger they get when they loose their stiffy)
me: "on you and every other idiot who thinks we're a free sexchat"