A guy sends an email stating he has no bank card and only £45 cash on him and if I was quiet would I see him lol.

hey darling how are you,
your stunning would love to eat your pussy all night
make you sit on my face till i drain your pussy with my tounge
then after that take out my long fat throbbing dick and put it in your little tight hole hmmm

hey darling how are you,
your stunning would love to eat your pussy all night
make you sit on my face till i drain your pussy with my tounge
then after that take out my long fat throbbing dick and put it in your little tight hole hmmm

I would of replied. Omg sorry was taking a fat big shit. You still want want to make me cum with this shitty arse

I could actually launch my phone across the room sometimes. With force. Lots of it.

I had someone call for a booking today, he was SOOO rude. Horrible. Bad mannered, demanding, no please's or thank you's. Very disrespectful. His attitude STANK and I was actually a bit pissed off when I came off the phone.

I was very blunt with him which didn't phase him. He wanted a booking today and I couldn't do it (nor did I want to) so he wanted to book in for Wednesday. I booked him in with the intention of just cancelling on him a bit later then blocking him.

So I go to text him and cancel and it turns out, this is the same dickhead who sent me these stupid messages over the weekend and I'd not saved his number.

Him: Are you free x

Me: No I'm expensive. X (I then ignored all messages after this point)

Him: Lol x

'Where are you xx'

'Please can I come over pretty please x lol'

'Please xx'

'Was that a no babe x'

'Don't know what your missing lol'

I don't know what I'm missing??!!!!!  Jesus wept

So annoying when you have to painstakingly extract the booking info from them and it still gets you nowhere.

Had 'hello miss any way I can visit you today please' by AW email, so I asked for a name, time and booking length, all I got in response was '30 mins', repeated that I needed a time and that I could only do evening and he added on '30 mins, this afternnon [sic]' 

Dickhead said he has a 14.5 inch cock. Told him to ring guiness book of records as the largest in the world is 13.5. He's still ringing me but funnily enough I'm ignoring him. Too many wankers to count recently. 

Text. I I see you massage me yes?
Calls preferred not texts please.
Text I small no English.
Do not message again !!!!

Text I got this morning:

Hi I’m Peter. Can you put me in a big bin as if I’m rubbish?

I blocked the number straight away as have zero tolerance for nonsense like this

Is this the same Peter who wants people to sell him to a chinese takeaway?