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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12855 on: 19 June 2018, 03:49:32 pm »
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Funkymonkey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12856 on: 21 June 2018, 11:32:38 am »
Wtf - calls at 11:30 - are you free now?
Me: what do you mean now?
Him: well according to aw I'm 8 miles away
Me: ok then well I'm not ready right now but we could do 12?
Him: ooh no I need to be back by then.
Me: wtf he's 8 miles away so how the hell is he gonna get here and have a booking before 12?? Honesty these people are clueless
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seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12857 on: 22 June 2018, 11:34:55 am »
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« Last Edit: 28 January 2019, 06:19:20 pm by 80s synthetic »
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Newbie81xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12858 on: 22 June 2018, 12:33:40 pm »
Mod delete
« Last Edit: 28 December 2019, 08:29:15 pm by Newbienomore »
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12859 on: 25 June 2018, 02:14:29 pm »
Obviously a cut n paste having been sent to me and someone else I know

Hello

I wish to book you for 7 sessions of 3 hours each over a 2 week period. Also interested in 3sum with you and friend P.

I am a grandmother and my teen granddaughter ( legal aged ) shall be visiting me for a number of weeks. This is her wish on her visit and am happy to arrange. Its mainly for her but I may also join in a 1/1 with you. Seeking lesbian sex with you. I know it is an unusual request but it is 100% legitimate.

I shall pay you whatever is required.

Yours sincerely

J H/i]
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12860 on: 25 June 2018, 02:23:43 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 25 June 2018, 02:14:29 pm
Obviously a cut n paste having been sent to me and someone else I know

Hello

I wish to book you for 7 sessions of 3 hours each over a 2 week period. Also interested in 3sum with you and friend P.

I am a grandmother and my teen granddaughter ( legal aged ) shall be visiting me for a number of weeks. This is her wish on her visit and am happy to arrange. Its mainly for her but I may also join in a 1/1 with you. Seeking lesbian sex with you. I know it is an unusual request but it is 100% legitimate.

I shall pay you whatever is required.

Yours sincerely

J H/i]

Sweet fucking Lord! Where to start? Well if it were genuinely from a woman.

Which it most definitely is not!
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12861 on: 25 June 2018, 05:00:17 pm »
Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 25 June 2018, 02:23:43 pm
Sweet fucking Lord! Where to start? Well if it were genuinely from a woman.

Which it most definitely is not!

That's an old one.
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12862 on: 25 June 2018, 08:38:48 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 25 June 2018, 02:14:29 pm
Obviously a cut n paste having been sent to me and someone else I know

Hello

I wish to book you for 7 sessions of 3 hours each over a 2 week period. Also interested in 3sum with you and friend P.

I am a grandmother and my teen granddaughter ( legal aged ) shall be visiting me for a number of weeks. This is her wish on her visit and am happy to arrange. Its mainly for her but I may also join in a 1/1 with you. Seeking lesbian sex with you. I know it is an unusual request but it is 100% legitimate.

I shall pay you whatever is required.

Yours sincerely

J H/i]

I got this too. I deleted and blocked in my hotmail.
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12863 on: 28 June 2018, 09:31:55 am »
By mail on AW


Hey , I’m after a bit of a odd request so please feel free to price accordingly. Looking for someone who will have protected sex in either pussy or ass & at the end of the session will let me place a funnel in whichever hole they want and I’ll cum into the funnel which will in turn fill up one of your holes. This stops any bareback happening and I still fufill my fantasy. I’ve came to adult work as a last resort as my mrs just wont experiment or try something diffferet. Will be a regular occurance if both of us get along fine.

Price me for 1 hour incall

Thanks x

 
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Chloe666

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12864 on: 28 June 2018, 10:30:23 am »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 28 June 2018, 09:31:55 am
By mail on AW


Hey , I’m after a bit of a odd request so please feel free to price accordingly. Looking for someone who will have protected sex in either pussy or ass & at the end of the session will let me place a funnel in whichever hole they want and I’ll cum into the funnel which will in turn fill up one of your holes. This stops any bareback happening and I still fufill my fantasy. I’ve came to adult work as a last resort as my mrs just wont experiment or try something diffferet. Will be a regular occurance if both of us get along fine.

Price me for 1 hour incall

Thanks x

I got this too!  :FF
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12865 on: 28 June 2018, 10:57:15 am »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 28 June 2018, 09:31:55 am
By mail on AW


Hey , I’m after a bit of a odd request so please feel free to price accordingly. Looking for someone who will have protected sex in either pussy or ass & at the end of the session will let me place a funnel in whichever hole they want and I’ll cum into the funnel which will in turn fill up one of your holes. This stops any bareback happening and I still fufill my fantasy. I’ve came to adult work as a last resort as my mrs just wont experiment or try something diffferet. Will be a regular occurance if both of us get along fine.

Price me for 1 hour incall

Thanks x
Um does he not actually get what condoms are protecting us from i.e not having a hole filled with his spunk?Dickhead.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12866 on: 28 June 2018, 03:27:55 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 28 June 2018, 10:57:15 am
Um does he not actually get what condoms are protecting us from i.e not having a hole filled with his spunk?Dickhead.

HE might not be stupid himself but, IMO, he thinks (or hopes) that WE are;  as ignorant, gullible whores, we surely won't notice that, where risks are concerned, his "funnelling" idea is exactly the same as unprotected penetrative sex.
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12867 on: 28 June 2018, 03:54:32 pm »
Well I don't think he's that bright .... my profile states that I only see professional over the age of 35 ( I'm a mature escort ) , his  profile says that he's 26. My reply just stated " as explained in my profile I do not meet with young men such as yourself "  his reply " but I'm 26 tho " .... :FF
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12868 on: 28 June 2018, 06:36:40 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 28 June 2018, 03:54:32 pm
Well I don't think he's that bright .... my profile states that I only see professional over the age of 35 ( I'm a mature escort ) , his  profile says that he's 26. My reply just stated " as explained in my profile I do not meet with young men such as yourself "  his reply " but I'm 26 tho " .... :FF


I had a very long circular conversation last week while on tour with a 25 year old who told me he was 25 and when I apologised explained I only see over 30s he just kept repeating he was 25. I think he must have been a few cards short if a full deck, I wound up hanging up.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12869 on: 28 June 2018, 06:36:58 pm »
Subject:    Hey

Can u pee n fart xx
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