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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12840 on: 11 June 2018, 02:05:46 pm »
Hi (xyz) are you free for message today i would love to release some tension. Also I've got some fishing rods and nets worth over 200 pounds any chance I can exchange them for sex I don't do much fishing anymore I would also throw in a decent reel. From Daniel 😘


Fishing rods?????? I can't even....
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12841 on: 11 June 2018, 03:22:15 pm »
Quote from: Treetop on 11 June 2018, 02:05:46 pm
Hi (xyz) are you free for message today i would love to release some tension. Also I've got some fishing rods and nets worth over 200 pounds any chance I can exchange them for sex I don't do much fishing anymore I would also throw in a decent reel. From Daniel 😘


Fishing rods?????? I can't even....

Hilarious!
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12842 on: 12 June 2018, 11:17:59 am »
Quote from: Treetop on 11 June 2018, 02:05:46 pm
Hi (xyz) are you free for message today i would love to release some tension. Also I've got some fishing rods and nets worth over 200 pounds any chance I can exchange them for sex I don't do much fishing anymore I would also throw in a decent reel. From Daniel 😘


Fishing rods?????? I can't even....

Surely that's just so he gets a response and says , hook line and sinker, I reeled you in ! Ffs

I'd rather it was that than 'reel'

I'd send a message back saying , go on plenty of fish and I'm sure you'll be able to reel someone in and get a catch :)
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12843 on: 12 June 2018, 11:34:18 am »
Quote from: Hannaah on 08 June 2018, 05:30:20 pm
Moron 1:
Can u send me ur face please
Sure, I'll just chop it off and post it to you.
lol I mean a face pic
Read my profile.
I can't access it atm!
Oh okay, so my number just magically popped into your head.


Moron 2:
How much bb
£100000000000000000000000000 and a unicorn.

I would have done him for free if he could bring along a real unicorn.   ;D
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12844 on: 13 June 2018, 12:16:03 pm »
Hi can I come see you but might have to cancel at short notice would that be a problem if I did ?
No please don't book me .
Cuts call  :FF
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12845 on: 14 June 2018, 09:22:34 am »
I had saved this one in my phone as "Prob tw" as last week he called to ask could he see me one day this week but no booking was made and I had that dodgy feeling about him. He called again yesterday to once again ask for "one day next week"  ::) so I got rid of him by asking that he call when he was sure of the day and time and he said fine yes he would.

Immediately a text arrived telling me he was a very horny 35 year old.

I will not meet him now or answer any more calls etc.

He is looking for wank chat/text, I am sure of it and he may get it from others who think he will book but not from me.
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12846 on: 16 June 2018, 04:05:26 pm »
By mai, on AW , no feedback .


" I have a proposal for you.

What if I pay eveything for a couple of days holidays to Corfu for you and in excange for these days you offer me 1 to 1 fun together?

If this is something you are interesting on please let me know so I arrange it as soon as possible."





How can I resist a couple of days in Corfu ?
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12847 on: 16 June 2018, 04:52:29 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 16 June 2018, 04:05:26 pm
By mai, on AW , no feedback .


" I have a proposal for you.

What if I pay eveything for a couple of days holidays to Corfu for you and in excange for these days you offer me 1 to 1 fun together?

If this is something you are interesting on please let me know so I arrange it as soon as possible."





How can I resist a couple of days in Corfu ?

Must be the season for it! I had a returning client offer me a Week in Singapore.... just the week mind, no money!
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OffTheGridXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12848 on: 18 June 2018, 02:31:13 am »
Saw my ad and contacted me for appt. Okay, fine. So he saw the price. No questions asked. Terrible English, Indian Surinamese guy.

Arrive at my door and came in.
Me - Let's get the finance bit settled first. You wanna see me for an hour, right?
Moron - Oh, I only have €50 for a quickie.
Me - Please leave. I only do 30 mins for €100.
Moron - What, so expensive? No quickie?
Me - No. Leave now.
Moron - Please, I'm a really nice guy.

You think bc you are already here, I am giving up my principles? OMG. What a moron and complete waste of my time.
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GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12849 on: 18 June 2018, 10:39:16 am »

Idiot: Hi Gina, I would like to get a massage done. I have a 11 inch dick are you ok with this size.

Me: As its on top of your head I can't foresee any problem!
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Miss harlequin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12850 on: 18 June 2018, 04:55:09 pm »
Quote from: gina g on 18 June 2018, 10:39:16 am
Idiot: Hi Gina, I would like to get a massage done. I have a 11 inch dick are you ok with this size.

Me: As its on top of your head I can't foresee any problem!

Laughed so much gave myself a stitch! You dear lady are a woman after my own heart and am definitely stealing this one
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12851 on: 18 June 2018, 06:07:52 pm »
Quote from: gina g on 18 June 2018, 10:39:16 am
Idiot: Hi Gina, I would like to get a massage done. I have a 11 inch dick are you ok with this size.

Me: As its on top of your head I can't foresee any problem!
Oh I had a similar pillock.I replied with 'Why would your dick size be a problem if you are only after a massage?'Unless you mean it is 11 inch thick so I can't get my hand round it for the wank at the end of the massage?'
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Anais

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12852 on: 18 June 2018, 06:51:02 pm »
Quote from: Treetop on 11 June 2018, 02:05:46 pm
Hi (xyz) are you free for message today i would love to release some tension. Also I've got some fishing rods and nets worth over 200 pounds any chance I can exchange them for sex I don't do much fishing anymore I would also throw in a decent reel. From Daniel 😘


Fishing rods?????? I can't even....

I have literally just wet myself!
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jessicanbanks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12853 on: 18 June 2018, 08:44:32 pm »
Goes by the name [redacted]  ask about a meet (4/5 has)pretending to be his gf at a family meal,  goes through all the chat and then asks for bareback!!  Offering to pay more than double,  don't have a number just thought I'd share to save any others going through the chat,  I took the whole thing with a pinch of salt anyways
« Last Edit: 18 June 2018, 08:55:12 pm by amy »
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12854 on: 18 June 2018, 08:58:13 pm »
Quote from: jessicanbanks on 18 June 2018, 08:44:32 pm
Goes by the name [redacted]  ask about a meet (4/5 has)pretending to be his gf at a family meal,  goes through all the chat and then asks for bareback!!  Offering to pay more than double,  don't have a number just thought I'd share to save any others going through the chat,  I took the whole thing with a pinch of salt anyways

I've moved this here since it's just stupid copy-pasted spam and not location specific - I got exactly the same email and it was so obviously bollocks I only replied to point out that his subterfuge wasn't going to be very convincing if he couldn't even remember my name ::).
« Last Edit: 18 June 2018, 09:00:54 pm by amy »
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