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Seamstress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12825 on: 07 June 2018, 10:28:34 am »
Quote from: Treetop on 06 June 2018, 07:21:19 pm
he want to book u but for contract marraige

Ask him how he (and his friend, of course) feel about a detailed and extensive pre-nup...  ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12826 on: 07 June 2018, 11:18:30 am »
Had a few "Hy" texts recently, plenty of 'available' type texts.

All receive an auto reply, one person replied with 'That isn't an auto reply', so got another sent.
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Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12827 on: 07 June 2018, 12:46:03 pm »
Text received:

Hi sweetheart I'm 29 years old Indian young man slim body height 5.10in you meet to me tonight very nice oil massage. I'm promise for you u full in joy me. I'm fully impress you please call me and send the address and phone number love you

Ummm?!
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Nora batty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12828 on: 07 June 2018, 01:23:03 pm »
Quote from: Treetop on 06 June 2018, 07:21:19 pm
Had this one about 3 times today.

"Hi will u do my work for 5000£ my one of the frnd he want to book u but for contract marraige he will pay u if civil marraige means only paper marraige nothing more and onbody will disclose about paper marraige if u help him u will earn money and definetly god will give u best reward of it if u ready tell me reply me i ll tell u every thing and if u think u want more money then tell me how much for this work but i want to do this work any how coz its for someone happinesa someones life matter so plz help just for contract marraige only paper marraige i will pay my offer is 5000£ so reply me tgink about it twice for this u don't have to out cal or incal just papwr marraige take ur money and divorce  my iffer is for 5000£ think it then reply"

Very persistent man I'd be flattered someone wanted to marry me but it's "only paper marriage" so boo.

I would have be tempted to reply to this one 😎,  but only to tell him I have reported him to immigration.  Sounds like he needs a bride for a visa, or its a scam to get your bank details.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12829 on: 07 June 2018, 05:19:25 pm »
Quote from: Nora batty on 07 June 2018, 01:23:03 pm
I would have be tempted to reply to this one 😎,  but only to tell him I have reported him to immigration.  Sounds like he needs a bride for a visa, or its a scam to get your bank details.


certainly the latter, unless he sent this mail back in 2010 as uk/non-eu couples (as in one person with a uk passport the other with non-EU nationality) need to have £18k in joint savings in order to obtain permanant settlement status in the UK, since 2015. incidentally this goes against both the declartion of human rights and EU law (right to a family life) and has led to many uk people being unable to live in the uk!

i often wonder if the morons sending me rude and ignorant requests are the same morons designing dystopian imigration laws; they often seem to have the same combination of sploit-entitled-moron-who-walks-around-blindfolded-but-not-for-fetish-reasons

sorry to wonder off topic, back to the championships!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12830 on: 07 June 2018, 06:28:39 pm »
It has been a long while since I got one of these but today was the day.
"You gotta meet me babe am fit nd good lookin. Let's do it"  (he is still waiting for my reply)

Sadly too I had my second smelly one of the year today (though his cock and balls were clean enough) which is two more than I can stand and rare for me. I had seen him 2 times before and he was borderline bearable first two times and I kept thinking next time he will smell clean. Annoyed at myself for letting him book but am £120 better off and the extra bedding wash today was just about worth it.

I really wanted to say something to him about it but was too much of a wuss to do it. I will not meet him again that is for sure!
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12831 on: 07 June 2018, 09:22:33 pm »
I say but in a "wow someone's been rushing about"  if I get a someone who's a little sweaty ( that's my worse I can't bear it) and give them a quick wipe under the arms , sometimes it's genuinely nerves so they're really damp , ooh !
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12832 on: 08 June 2018, 01:04:32 pm »
I must have missed the text of the morning as I left the work phone indoors deliberately.
Hi do you remember me lovely lady.?
Are you free?
Well I do remember to him but he's a piss taker so I said sorry no.
 He messed me about over a year ago but thinks I must know him specially. Only because I kept the guys number in my phone.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12833 on: 08 June 2018, 01:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 08 June 2018, 01:04:32 pm
I must have missed the text of the morning as I left the work phone indoors deliberately.
Hi do you remember me lovely lady.?
Are you free?
Well I do remember to him but he's a piss taker so I said sorry no.
 He messed me about over a year ago but thinks I must know him specially. Only because I kept the guys number in my phone.

Yeah so annoying when it's someone who has been annoying, or at least difficult to communicate with/right faffer in the past. Feels like a form of control, especially if they try the 'guessing game' eg 'Remember me I'm the one called John with black hair, spectacles, nice smile who gave you an orgasm'.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12834 on: 08 June 2018, 01:20:45 pm »
How on earth could we forget them!!!
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12835 on: 08 June 2018, 02:27:32 pm »
By text

" Been on adult works and Iv phoned your number your a excort and I want some nice fucking for some cash "

So classy  >:(
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12836 on: 08 June 2018, 03:04:54 pm »
 Text , just letting you know I'm Thinking about coming over to sometime this afternoon
 Me " well i'll decide that and I'm pretty busy so you'll be lucky "

Followed by ?? And again ??

I so love the guys that call and say " are you free to talk"

Rather than me telling them I can't talk right now while they just carry on rrrrrrrh  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12837 on: 08 June 2018, 03:05:52 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 08 June 2018, 02:27:32 pm
By text

" Been on adult works and Iv phoned your number your a excort and I want some nice fucking for some cash "

So classy  >:(

Oh I just love it when they call it adultworks  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12838 on: 08 June 2018, 05:30:20 pm »
Moron 1:
Can u send me ur face please
Sure, I'll just chop it off and post it to you.
lol I mean a face pic
Read my profile.
I can't access it atm!
Oh okay, so my number just magically popped into your head.


Moron 2:
How much bb
£100000000000000000000000000 and a unicorn.

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Seamstress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12839 on: 09 June 2018, 10:16:33 am »
Quote from: Hannaah on 08 June 2018, 05:30:20 pm
Moron 2:
How much bb
£100000000000000000000000000 and a unicorn.

Epic - I'm so stealing this!  ;D ;D ;D
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