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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12795 on: 28 May 2018, 04:29:42 pm »
I had an enquiry today for a booking. From my kinky.nl profile there is no face photo (I'm scared of people from uni) only body photos. He requested my face photo because he is special, we will spend amazing time together, I am beautiful inside out and's his BIRTHDAY today. I'm totally like - are you effing kidding me and in what universe do you feel entitled? Timewaster. Blocked.

He needs to celebrate his birthdays while he can because if he carries om with the risky services he may not have many left lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12796 on: 28 May 2018, 09:12:43 pm »
He needs to celebrate his birthdays while he can because if he carries om with the risky services he may not have many left lol

LOL. Indeed!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12797 on: 28 May 2018, 10:13:34 pm »
It's usually their birthday every day!!!!
And as a coming of age gift a condom is a worthwhile investment in the long run  :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12798 on: 29 May 2018, 12:07:33 am »
Hi beautiful
Gotta just say you look amazing stunning even
And may I suggest little bit naughty too lol
I'm a down to earth white British lad 35.
Not that far from xx
Even after u finish later and I'll pay for taxi for u... Why don't you come to mine
Home alone and very horny
Completely desperate to lick your pussy for as long as you tell me to
Honestly I've had a hard on for about 6 hrs

 if you are not busy and fancy being naked and naughty. Let us know x

Never mind I don't even offer paid outcalls...just what I want - to finish and then go to his. And of course I have no other plans when I've finished for the day and I'm so lucky he will EVEN pay for a taxi for me!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12799 on: 29 May 2018, 06:10:25 pm »
"Oh hello can I come over for say for an hour"

Me " I'm not sure yet just walked in the door after an epic train journey due to the floods etc can you give me half hour and call me back as I just need to chill for five"

Him "oh I'm not a public transport kind of guy I've never used it "

Me " well the roads are flooded too but hey let's leave it"

Him " oh can't you even do half an hour"

Nope saved in phone as snob! Plus he doesn't use public transport but does .........lmfao " oh how contradictorary"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12800 on: 30 May 2018, 06:13:52 pm »
E-mail and call from a guy very keen for me to wear his fur coat I did tell him i don't wear fur yet he told me Please and could he leave it at my home as he thinks he might be a regular. .
Where do they spring from  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12801 on: 31 May 2018, 07:34:55 am »
Phonecall last night from an older sounding idiot who asked too many questions.

Idiot: Do you like being played with?
Me: Define being played with (as if I was some sort of toy doll ::))
Idiot: I like to play with fanny with my fingers

I'm sure Fanny would love to be played with!!!  :o

Then he sounded genuinely surprised when I declined.

What sort of thinking patterns do these morons have? It just baffles me the way some of them talk and expect to get a booking  ::) :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12802 on: 31 May 2018, 08:14:44 am »
 Don't think 80% want a booking, they want to get as descriptive as ever, get free interaction with a sex worker and then have a wank at the thought of said sex worker dressed up outfit request/waiting for a non existent booking.

Half of them beleive we are so desperate/horny24/7 that we accept any demands requests they make.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12803 on: 01 June 2018, 12:43:37 pm »
I had an email yesterday from someone saying about how he does reflexology foot massage he also had lots of positive feedback from other ladies with compliments on how good the reflexology massage was. So I assumed he was a foot fetishist. He called me today and I got to the stage of arranging a booking with him and he said he wants to come in between my bookings and do it for free. He had so much feedback so why is he being given a free service? Surely it’s insane? It’s less than £50 for a reflexology foot massage so my time is worth more than his. Also claimed he used to offer it on gumtree and it’s not a sexual service and told me to stop wasting his time as he’s offering a service. What I don’t understand is why would you let somebody see you free of charge in exchange for a foot massage? To me it feels like he’s just a freebie seeking chancer? Or maybe he has paid and was trying to get a free booking with me? I’m not sure what to think about this, I’m a bit shocked really he’s got the nerve to even assume that he can touch my feet for free and pretend he’s offering me a service out of the kindness of his heart. It’s actually really wound me up! Have any of you ladies had a similar message and would you let somebody give you a foot massage without paying for your time if they had found you on adultwork? It’s all really strange to me to be honest.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12804 on: 01 June 2018, 12:50:18 pm »
I think I've had the same one he was training then, I just said I have a guy who comes every week and gives me a full body massage including my neck etc and it's Bliss but he still pays my hourly rate.

I got a "really" back and I said "yes really"

It's true and I miss him because he was funny too but I'm in a different area now :(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12805 on: 01 June 2018, 01:17:30 pm »
I had an email yesterday from someone saying about how he does reflexology foot massage he also had lots of positive feedback from other ladies with compliments on how good the reflexology massage was. So I assumed he was a foot fetishist. He called me today and I got to the stage of arranging a booking with him and he said he wants to come in between my bookings and do it for free. He had so much feedback so why is he being given a free service? Surely it’s insane? It’s less than £50 for a reflexology foot massage so my time is worth more than his. Also claimed he used to offer it on gumtree and it’s not a sexual service and told me to stop wasting his time as he’s offering a service. What I don’t understand is why would you let somebody see you free of charge in exchange for a foot massage? To me it feels like he’s just a freebie seeking chancer? Or maybe he has paid and was trying to get a free booking with me? I’m not sure what to think about this, I’m a bit shocked really he’s got the nerve to even assume that he can touch my feet for free and pretend he’s offering me a service out of the kindness of his heart. It’s actually really wound me up! Have any of you ladies had a similar message and would you let somebody give you a foot massage without paying for your time if they had found you on adultwork? It’s all really strange to me to be honest.

Yes, I've had this monumental bellend not once but twice, and he's in this thread somewhere at least a couple of times.

Even after I patiently explained that being allowed to come into my hotel room and touch me in any context whatsoever meant it was a perfectly normal paid appointment the like of which I do every day, he still pretended he didn't understand. Just file under 'freebie hunting chancer' and forget all about it :).

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« Reply #12806 on: 01 June 2018, 03:03:16 pm »
Yes, I've had this monumental bellend not once but twice, and he's in this thread somewhere at least a couple of times.

Even after I patiently explained that being allowed to come into my hotel room and touch me in any context whatsoever meant it was a perfectly normal paid appointment the like of which I do every day, he still pretended he didn't understand. Just file under 'freebie hunting chancer' and forget all about it :).

I've had emails from him, recognised he was a chancer and ignored

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12807 on: 01 June 2018, 03:10:37 pm »
Had this via text a few days ago

Hi do you do bareback sex with cum inside you as an extra

He got a text back with a link to the local Sexual Health Clinic

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12808 on: 01 June 2018, 05:24:07 pm »
I had an email yesterday from someone saying about how he does reflexology foot massage he also had lots of positive feedback from other ladies with compliments on how good the reflexology massage was. So I assumed he was a foot fetishist. He called me today and I got to the stage of arranging a booking with him and he said he wants to come in between my bookings and do it for free. He had so much feedback so why is he being given a free service? Surely it’s insane? It’s less than £50 for a reflexology foot massage so my time is worth more than his. Also claimed he used to offer it on gumtree and it’s not a sexual service and told me to stop wasting his time as he’s offering a service. What I don’t understand is why would you let somebody see you free of charge in exchange for a foot massage? To me it feels like he’s just a freebie seeking chancer? Or maybe he has paid and was trying to get a free booking with me? I’m not sure what to think about this, I’m a bit shocked really he’s got the nerve to even assume that he can touch my feet for free and pretend he’s offering me a service out of the kindness of his heart. It’s actually really wound me up! Have any of you ladies had a similar message and would you let somebody give you a foot massage without paying for your time if they had found you on adultwork? It’s all really strange to me to be honest.
Yeah had tons of 'Oh but I am offering you a massage/foot rub/sex for free aren't you lucky' types.It all amounts to the same thing,just deluded pricks trying to see how naive you are and hoping someone one day will fall for their offer so they can come and perv for free.They get an instant bin.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12809 on: 01 June 2018, 10:38:02 pm »
Lol I've had the reflexology idiot contact me too