I've had some right corkers lately. Think it's because I've toured several new areas in quick succession.

Hi hope you are well!
I am after a dirty sweaty ass rubbed in my face under your control? Please let me know if interested thank you

Firstly can I say great profile, and hope you are well.

A little about me, I am an overweight sissy who loves to wear ladies lingerie. I have webcammed lots but never met anyone, I am thinking about popping my escort cherry so to speak. I would like a mistress for mild pain, humiliation, spitting and maybe even being urinated on. We could meet in a pub (I could have lingerie under my clothes if you wish) to start with and see if you will accept such a pathetic creature as myself.

Sure I'd love to sit in a pub, for free, with a fat guy who's wearing women's lingerie under his clothes. Takes me right back to the 90s when I was dating a functioning alcoholic closet transvestite who regularly got so drunk he wet the bed. Lovely.

Hi Anne Marie, I'm [name], 39.
Please can you shit on me?
I look forward to hearing from you. Xx

Thanks for helping me stick to my diet.

GENUINE, HANDSOME male escort LOOKING for a like minded GIRL for MF or MFF Services to be offered TOGETHER here on AW.. WEB CAM or for PRIVATE VIDEOS is another option?
Do you know someone who does? Im Located in the Bristol area and I am willing to cover a 2 hour travel radius for OUT CALLS.. ALL QUESTIONS OR REQUESTS are welcome and further information can be answered via AW upon request... JD x

Because I'm spontaneous like that..

His Summary line on his profile says TALL DARK AND HANDSOME yet has no photos. Yeah I'm sure you are love.

Hi, what an amazing body you have. Love your bum so much.
Please may I know if by any chance you can offer hardsports, I know it's not on your regular enjoy list. Just wondering if you can do it for extra. Check my review and see I have good rating.

I would like a session centered around mild domination
I will be blindfolded, and made to amuse my mistress, while my nipples are being gently stroked ( turns me on so much).

Scenarios we could play, which do you fancy?

1) Mistress could poo in the toilet and have me fetch it with mouth.

2) Mistress could poo straight in my mouth.

3) Mistress could poo on a plate and spoon feed me.

4) Mistress could poo on a plate and make me eat it while observing correct table manners.

5) mistress could make me a shit sandwich and instruct me to eat it.

6) Mistress could make me a shitty smoothie, and feed it to me.

7) Mistress could insert chocolate bar in her bum to melt and have the slave suck it out.
Can be done with banana, and grapes.

Get me to order my favourite Chinese and poo on the dished meal for me to consume. Blindfolded or not. Can be done with cake etc.

9) ice sundae, mistress could poo in a glass to be top with a couple of scoops of ice cream to be relish and devour. Can be done with cream in place of ice cream. Best if the poo is soft .

10)

We are only limited by our imagination. But I have great experience in hardsports and do like to push my limits.

Regards

Toilet slave

More help with my diet! Thanks!

Loads of young Asian guys asking for foot Fetish time wasters all over London. One so keen to try and fail wasting my time he's said he will travel long way just to see me lol. I think if I said I was in Dover he would say yeah I'll be there babe...
He just ended up on the block list 

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Moron 1: Hi available asap £30 15 mins bj cim owo?
My rates are not negotiable.
5 mins away up to u x

Pass. I'd like to know how he knows he is five minutes away though since I have never seen him as he was already saved as a no for another reason!

Moron 2: Free for a quick face fuck?
Charmed, really.

Subject: booking  enquiry
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My name is mark
I am 54 years old just an average guy with a real horny mind I have found your adultwork profile and, I am interested in coming to see you.

I hope you don't mind me being up front with exactly what I'm looking for. There are so many out there who say one thing and mean another and the photograph bears no resemblance to the individual at all

penetrative sex I can take or leave as I can sometimes struggle to maintain an erection they say Viagra helps and there are various aids, but not got round to trying any yet.

However I do love licking pussy, absolutely love it and I love Cum on a sexy body seeing you wet with cum is a massive turn on I also love a nice perfume and a woman who wants to enjoy herself

my main interest though is removing sexy underwear (nice colours other than black or white) from a sexy and horny girl who has a cheeky smile and doesn't mind holding her ankles while I tease her nipples and give her pussy a good licking till she is soaking I would like a woman who is gentle and likes to kiss and caress and likes to engage in role play from time to time. Times are hard financially and erotic encounters need to be saved for and I need to know that the person I am meeting is happy with what I want to do so many say they are but then they don't

so what am I looking for quite simply I want a submissive sexy girl friend experience with all the kisses and everything but also a dirty raunchy slut type service, As I said I am not that bothered about penetrative sex I may well bang you like a drum if the mood takes us but I do want to suck your pussy till its soaking wet and I want to do it more than once. I love eating pussy. I want my tongue and fingers to make you cum hard

I want to come more than once too. The first come is usually easy and over fairly quick, but I want someone who is interested enough to work hard to get the second cum and isn't afraid of getting sucked and being wet. It would be great if you had a good dildo to keep your pussy throbbing while your getting me hard for round two

I know this is probably not every ones cup of tea but it's better to be straight from the beginning I want a woman who is not bothered by being covered in cum and pussy juice and not afraid to taste the stuff,

I want a woman who is not a clock watcher and enjoys the erotic
I want a woman who is horny enough to keep my cock hard and tease as much cum from it as possible in our time together. If you don't like being sucked and cum and you are not interested in getting my cock hard and keeping it hard then the plan won't work, but if you are adventurous and love oral and time is not an issue then maybe we could explore some fantasies maybe you are a naughty schoolgirl who needs teaching a lesson or a girl next door who needs to pay the landlord.

But if I cant get to a position to shag you then certainly a sucking and licking will be on offer would love to see how wet I could get you after finger blasting your pussy and eating you out

I hope you don't mind me being so frank but I am looking to have regular encounters so hope to hear from you if you might be interested. If not I'm sorry to have bothered you

If you are the what times are you available in the evenings and do you work late

mark x

Not worked much this year due to illness, so haven't had my number on AW. Today I decided too.

Twat: Are you in X, in Central London?

Me: What did my text say? (he'd just had my location in a text, as well of course as it being on my profile)

Twat: (looks at text): ah sorry I'm new here

Me: (with great restraint): It's all there isn't it, so I'll hang up then seeing as I'm nowhere near.