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seleranda

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12765 on: 10 May 2018, 02:37:05 pm »
Hi Hannah

I noticed you have posted that you specialise is being submissive

Is this something that you would consider as a D/s relationship ?

Basically I am on Fetlife (not sure if you know it or not) and am currently looking for a.submissive play partner for regular D/s fun

Obviously Fetlife is a forum for like minded people whereas AW is all busoness based .... so if not something you are interested in then I fully understand

If however you are interested in having a Master/Dom for regular fun I would love to hear back x

So wrong in so many ways. Sounds harmless and all, but he is seriously deluded. You probably already are in a relationship (D/s or not, but most likely it is), and why would you be interested in a free relationship with some random guy messaging you via a pay for sex site?

Offering submissive services I can only imagine the kind of bs men tell/ask you!

Funkymonkey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12766 on: 10 May 2018, 02:52:12 pm »
The people thinking they're being so clever. Asking for bareback then when I say I won't be meeting them they say 'oh I was just checking you didn't do it on the sly, I wouldn't want to meet someone like that.' And I don't want to meet someone like you...

JustAnotherHooker

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12767 on: 10 May 2018, 03:21:20 pm »
The people thinking they're being so clever. Asking for bareback then when I say I won't be meeting them they say 'oh I was just checking you didn't do it on the sly, I wouldn't want to meet someone like that.' And I don't want to meet someone like you...


Yes their reasons for asking if you do bareback are not very original and he obviously read the same book ‘Hiring escorts for dummies’, as all the other dummies!!

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12768 on: 10 May 2018, 03:59:34 pm »
So wrong in so many ways. Sounds harmless and all, but he is seriously deluded. You probably already are in a relationship (D/s or not, but most likely it is), and why would you be interested in a free relationship with some random guy messaging you via a pay for sex site?

Offering submissive services I can only imagine the kind of bs men tell/ask you!

I was tempted to write him a novel explaining that's not how any relationships are founded, especially d/s ones, but instead settled on telling him I am already in a happy and commited d/s relationship with my partner. Unsurprisingly I never heard back.  ::) Most clients are sensible with the sub requests but some of them I want to hit with a metal chair.

Todays gem:
Hi, where are you based?
I am near xx.
Are you available after 2pm for 15 mins?
Yes, I can book you in for 2.15?
How much and what's your address?
(While eye rolling and no longer believing he was genuine.) My postcode is xx, it is xx.

Never heard back until 2.40, informing me sorry he only just finished work.
Not a problem, between your first and last text I managed to see 3 regs - one who I gave your time slot.  ;D

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12769 on: 11 May 2018, 08:46:37 am »
I've been getting lots of young guys calling askimg for foot fetish it's so obvious they are timewasters same conversation .
Urr do you do roleplays ,what outfits are you wearing?  I'm just wearing the one I got on  ::)
,I've never done this kind of thing before (yes you dick you have )
Urr do you do foot worship luv ?
I just ask them which foot they want ..they  get confused lol
What do u mean ? !!
Bye bye .

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12770 on: 12 May 2018, 04:02:23 pm »
Had a guy book for 3pm (I told him I was free from 3pm onwards). Once I text the postcode he asked could he have a duo and if I enjoyed my job  ::) I responded asking him to please keep the questions booking related, but he's free to ask away once he arrived. Was sounding like he wasn't going to show up so I asked him to confirm as I had other enquiries and he cancelled as he said he'd be a bit rushed for 3pm. Why book a time you can't make, especially when I said I was free from 3pm?

Luckily I filled the time slots but god.

DarcyLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12771 on: 15 May 2018, 05:16:54 pm »
I got this text last week -

'Hi, can you do, anal with come inside you, bareback sex, sex no condom, swallow, cim, full come inside pussy or ass, hardsports, watersports, unprotected sex ?'

Disease-ridden, vile creature  :FF

TandPJS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12772 on: 15 May 2018, 10:12:06 pm »
So wrong in so many ways. Sounds harmless and all, but he is seriously deluded. You probably already are in a relationship (D/s or not, but most likely it is), and why would you be interested in a free relationship with some random guy messaging you via a pay for sex site?

Offering submissive services I can only imagine the kind of bs men tell/ask you!


i advertised for sub services for about a month and got inundated with crap like this, and worse. Did get one ace client out of it though, but not worth the hassle, i've had to take time off due to stress....

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12773 on: 16 May 2018, 03:44:25 am »
I agree with the others who have said loads of foot fetish requests just now ....wonder what that's all coming from?

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12774 on: 16 May 2018, 09:20:56 pm »
A joker on the phone earlier saying he only saw my name and nothing else so could I give details etc, I told him its mainly gfe I do, then the price and what services in particular was he looking for? He said could he lick me, yes fine then do I do owo, yes as long as you have a wash on arrival. Then he says "I've got a really big dick its 11 inches" Me: "Yes fine as long as YOU CAN FIT into a condom for sex" ...Him: "Yes I can fit into one"  Yeah course you can   ::)   ::)


I couldn't stop laughing imagining a tiny little man climbing inside a condom  ;D He's now in my phone as Mr Tiny. lol



Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12775 on: 17 May 2018, 11:51:16 am »
I agree with the others who have said loads of foot fetish requests just now ....wonder what that's all coming from?

My last booking with someone I've seen before with just a normal GFE this time wanted to suck my toes and lick my own wee off them. I peed in a cup and dipped my toes in  :D
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DaisyDuck

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12776 on: 17 May 2018, 01:29:19 pm »
I got this hilarious email on aw today:



1) do u enjoy alot of very passionate deep snogging with deep tongues

2) would u enjoy sharing a cuban cigar with me

3) do u enjoy receiving oral

4) how lo g are u in (xyz Town) for

5) what car do u drive as i loke to judge a ladys personality



Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12777 on: 17 May 2018, 03:51:07 pm »
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Babe. U  can give me your address I can come over later .
Of course I would just give out my address and sit around waiting I've nothing better to do with my time !!!

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12778 on: 18 May 2018, 12:34:31 pm »
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Babe. U  can give me your address I can come over later .
Of course I would just give out my address and sit around waiting I've nothing better to do with my time !!!

Oh I get stacks of these and they really cracking me up. As if I'm going to just give my address to every random that sends me a badly written text or email.

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12779 on: 18 May 2018, 05:13:36 pm »
Oh I get stacks of these and they really cracking me up. As if I'm going to just give my address to every random that sends me a badly written text or email.

I sometimes reply to these with "Sure thing, anonymous stranger! What could possibly go wrong?"
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