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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12720 on: 27 April 2018, 02:14:51 am »
Quote from: jo-jo on 27 April 2018, 02:05:50 am
Thes one that call you, You answer and they go 'You available now? ', or 'How much are you' . NOT EVEN A HELLO. That is definitely not how to book an escort, or how to speak to people. Manners cost nothing.  >:(


OR

The ones that call you; you answer, then they hang up soon as you say hello. They then proceed to text you ---"you wanna meet?" or something similar.  ::)

Yeah "how much are you" really grinds my gears.

A guy the other day asked "are you open for service ". I responded that I'm not a car. ..
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jo-jo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12721 on: 27 April 2018, 02:39:17 am »
Quote from: Curvygal on 27 April 2018, 02:14:51 am
A guy the other day asked "are you open for service ". I responded that I'm not a car. ..

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D great thinking with this response.
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12722 on: 27 April 2018, 10:47:51 pm »
Twat on phone, waffling on, clearly pissed. Wants to meet me tonight at an outcall to his hotel. It was unfortunate for him because it turns out he is in the same hotel as I am right now and am I fucking grateful I didn't tell him where I was!

Gutted though because if he had been sober and normal it would have been very handy...

 ;D ;D ;D
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Funkymonkey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12723 on: 28 April 2018, 09:28:46 am »
Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 27 April 2018, 10:47:51 pm
Twat on phone, waffling on, clearly pissed. Wants to meet me tonight at an outcall to his hotel. It was unfortunate for him because it turns out he is in the same hotel as I am right now and am I fucking grateful I didn't tell him where I was!

Gutted though because if he had been sober and normal it would have been very handy...

 ;D ;D ;D

Haha I did two outcalls one after the other on the same hotel floor once. Makes me laugh how guys are so paranoid about hotels but literally the person down the corridor is doing the exact same thing.
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Kay1996

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12724 on: 28 April 2018, 11:41:03 am »
I keep getting this guy text me persistently :

'Hi I want to be your black slave N****R"

He's literally been texting me for months ::)

Never replied.
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Kazzle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12725 on: 28 April 2018, 12:04:10 pm »
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He's literally been texting me for months

He probably cums every time he presses send.  ::)
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12726 on: 29 April 2018, 07:27:49 pm »
Quote from: Kazzle on 28 April 2018, 12:04:10 pm
He probably cums every time he presses send.  ::)

And he's probably a white guy with ginger hair.

today's gem:

Can I lay you down on the bed and then fuck your mouth hard and rough deep and making you gag and then you swallow my cum? Can I come and rape you for 2 hours?

 ::)
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jo-jo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12727 on: 29 April 2018, 08:05:20 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 29 April 2018, 07:27:49 pm

today's gem:

Can I lay you down on the bed and then fuck your mouth hard and rough deep and making you gag and then you swallow my cum? Can I come and rape you for 2 hours?

 ::)

I wonder truly if he expects you to jump at this unmissable opportunity  ::)
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12728 on: 29 April 2018, 09:53:10 pm »
Just now tonight dick head.

Dick head texts: Hi babe. can you do this. Wear some one else cum facial on your face before we meet and give me blow job.?

Now as I am due for my reds (period ) I replied to the dick head: F...k No - I saved as dick head and deleted text.

I don't even do facial  so the dick fool did not read my profile.  :FF
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12729 on: 29 April 2018, 10:02:50 pm »
That's gross! How long did he think you would be hanging around with spunk all over your face?!  ???

I've never understood facials, I mean I see why a guy likes it but for me it would piss me right off having to wash my fucking hair & dry it all again. And I'm told it stings like fuck in the eyes. Fair play to you girls that do it!  :D
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12730 on: 29 April 2018, 10:35:05 pm »
The thought of it makes me want to vomit  :-X
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12731 on: 30 April 2018, 01:19:53 am »
Quote from: Funkymonkey on 28 April 2018, 09:28:46 am
Haha I did two outcalls one after the other on the same hotel floor once. Makes me laugh how guys are so paranoid about hotels but literally the person down the corridor is doing the exact same thing.

I've done this before too! Fine at the time but I was very paranoid at breakfast the next morning!
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JellyBean

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12732 on: 30 April 2018, 10:09:47 am »
Quote from: Curvygal on 30 April 2018, 01:19:53 am
I've done this before too! Fine at the time but I was very paranoid at breakfast the next morning!

That made me laugh, I did an outcall to a guy on the next floor to mine twice  , I had a good peek in the breakfast room each morning and it seemed clear, went to the buffet on my last day and he is standing right next to me ;D
He looked at me like he saw an alien or something. He didn’t know I was staying there.

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jo-jo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12733 on: 30 April 2018, 11:39:38 am »
Phonecall:

HIM: Hey baby, How much
ME: Please don't call me baby. What service are you after
HIM:Oh sorry. I want to fuck you babyyyyy.
ME: please dont call me babyyyy.
HIM:Can I see you at 2 pm babyyyyyy?
ME: No. I hang up. Save him a NO NO NO.

(extra 'yyyy' to emphasize the way he said baby. Made me want to gag)

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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12734 on: 30 April 2018, 02:16:03 pm »
By text. All possible translations welcome!

"Sex Richard"

then

"Sex I am smoking Richard"

That's it. The mind boggles!  :D :D :D
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