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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12690 on: 10 April 2018, 06:17:17 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 10 April 2018, 06:08:23 pm


This may sound totally rude or offensive but it is truly not my intention.


I love when they say this, how else would we find a message like that? Flattering? Enticing? Super turned on by their cheap offensive messages? 
Makes my blood boil reading this.
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London Mature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12691 on: 12 April 2018, 02:19:10 pm »
Got this corker today, how could I resist? easily! I presume quite a few of us got this  ::)

Mind you he does mention cheesecake  :P :D


hello there hun firstly I would like to book you for an outcall to my hotel this week as what I want to do is rather strange. My name is Paul im 31 years old and what I would like to try is a fantasy that I have thought about a lot about doing. So I will buy the outfit if you don't have below. So i would meet you on the day and buy your outfit from the shop this will consist of a smart dress or top and blouse that you would normally buy for going out something I would buy that you will want to wear again and again. I would need you to have a swimsuit or bikini set

so for the session after we have bought all the items we go to the hotel which I have set up for my strange event. basically booking will be for 2 hrs the first is a game the second part is sex so for the first part we have to decide what you are going to wear for the game either the nice clothes I have bought you or a swimsuit. the way we will decide is quite simply I have to guess the colour of your knickers you have been wearing if I guess correct you wear the nice outfit if im wrong you wear the swimsuit meaning your nice outfit stands more of a chance you can keep it clean and wear it whenever you feel.

once we have decided this you will change into which item we decided we then go into the bathroom for the games so the reason I am paying double your rate is it could get messy and I will gladly send you a deposit upfront. in the bathroom will be a chair besides the bath and the bath will be about half full of custard (20 cartons of 1lt custard to be exact) which a cheesecake and a jug of thick porridge so quite simply we play a game there will be 20 envelopes in the bath tub we play a game of 21 cards where you need to score a minimum of 16 and not go over 21 if you go bust or not go over your minimum of 16 you had to pick an envelope out of the bath. we play this 5 times the good thing for you is only 3 out of the 20 of the envelopes have forfeits and you may not have to pick one at all if you win each round of the card game.

so the forfeits are cake sit meaning you will have to sit on a cheesecake

number 2 you will have the back of your swimsuit/knickers filled with the thick poridge

and finally number 3 means you have to sit in the bath wearing your garments and a jug will be poured on you from head height for good measure.

with these you will have 1 final card game if you get the forfeit so again you can avoid it. all in all you have a good chance of not getting messy which is the thrill for me not the messing you which is still a thrill I will be completely honest through out

after this if you got messy you will clean up and then come out wearing some nice dress or office wear with underwear set with lots of kissing and sex if you moan you may have to pick an evelope after lol also I dislike thongs and would prefer big knickers if you have them.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12692 on: 12 April 2018, 09:30:45 pm »
Hi I got that long winded e-mail some months ago.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12693 on: 13 April 2018, 12:01:59 pm »
Text .
Hi see u how many times can I cum for ?30.00 ?
Save yourself the money darling and knock one out at home by yourself
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Bobbisux

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12694 on: 18 April 2018, 07:21:07 pm »
Got a message this afternoon on AW

'20 for a fuck'

 ::)

Sugarxxx, that one will be joining yours knocking one out at home!
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Jessica_Hannah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12695 on: 19 April 2018, 11:53:36 am »
Had this message a while ago.

Twat: Do you do anal?
Me: Yes I do
Twat: Can I give you anal for the entire booking?
Me: Yes, if that's what you want?
Twat: Can I pay at the end of the booking if I enjoy it? If I don't enjoy it then I've wasted my money otherwise?
Me: Tell you what, pay me at the start, if it's the best anal sex I've ever had, then I'll give you your money back.
Twat: That's not fair. You will probably lie and keep the money

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English natural beauty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12696 on: 19 April 2018, 12:47:12 pm »
debating if I should write a warning on this one

Hi .....

Great profile on AW.

I like to party and play BDSM with some switching. That seems to fit with you.

No doubt you have heard of ball busting. I recently saw a video of cunt busting. Basically slapping the pussy, working up the level and then gentle kicking.

Would you consider giving it a go? I’m not an animal and I respect limits. Check my feedback on AW, name Xkrman.

If you are up for it text me and I call you tomorrow.

Richard
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12697 on: 19 April 2018, 02:29:19 pm »
Quote from: Jessica_Hannah on 19 April 2018, 11:53:36 am
Had this message a while ago.

Twat: Do you do anal?
Me: Yes I do
Twat: Can I give you anal for the entire booking?
Me: Yes, if that's what you want?
Twat: Can I pay at the end of the booking if I enjoy it? If I don't enjoy it then I've wasted my money otherwise?
Me: Tell you what, pay me at the start, if it's the best anal sex I've ever had, then I'll give you your money back.
Twat: That's not fair. You will probably lie and keep the money

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oh wow, they must really think we're stupid, and yet at the same time, so thick themselves that they can't understand when you've tried to call them out on their bullshit  :FF
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12698 on: 19 April 2018, 02:52:00 pm »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 19 April 2018, 12:47:12 pm
debating if I should write a warning on this one

Hi .....

Great profile on AW.

I like to party and play BDSM with some switching. That seems to fit with you.

No doubt you have heard of ball busting. I recently saw a video of cunt busting. Basically slapping the pussy, working up the level and then gentle kicking.

Would you consider giving it a go? I’m not an animal and I respect limits. Check my feedback on AW, name Xkrman.

If you are up for it text me and I call you tomorrow.

Richard

I wouldn't write the warning, it could just be fantasy for all we know . Plus at least he's upfront about what he's looking for.
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English natural beauty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12699 on: 19 April 2018, 02:57:29 pm »
Quote from: Curvygal on 19 April 2018, 02:52:00 pm
I wouldn't write the warning, it could just be fantasy for all we know . Plus at least he's upfront about what he's looking for.

He wants to kick me in the Vagina. He sounds deranged.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12700 on: 19 April 2018, 04:42:07 pm »
Quote from: Bobbisux on 18 April 2018, 07:21:07 pm
Got a message this afternoon on AW

'20 for a fuck'

 ::)

Sugarxxx, that one will be joining yours knocking one out at home!

Your telling me  lol .. why exhaust themselves by going out eh
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12701 on: 19 April 2018, 04:45:16 pm »
Can you be my mummy ?
I want to suck on your  big boobies  .
No thankyou
No you don't do mummy oh ok, can you do auntie ? .
Added to that very long  list  on my phone this afternoon.
I wouldn't want to play any guys mummy  the mind boggles !!
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12702 on: 20 April 2018, 01:09:27 am »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 19 April 2018, 02:57:29 pm
He wants to kick me in the Vagina. He sounds deranged.

He's not actually done anything though
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12703 on: 20 April 2018, 01:31:50 am »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 19 April 2018, 04:45:16 pm
Can you be my mummy ?
I want to suck on your  big boobies  .
No thankyou
No you don't do mummy oh ok, can you do auntie ? .
Added to that very long  list  on my phone this afternoon.
I wouldn't want to play any guys mummy  the mind boggles !!

I actually enjoy those type of bookings!
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12704 on: 20 April 2018, 09:33:58 pm »
On the phone today, edited for waffle & bullshit

Twat - Please can you send me a face photo before I book?
Me - Fuck no I never do that for my security.
Twat - Oh, okay then. (Pause) Maybe we could just meet up then, like for a chat or something?
Me - You want to meet me for free? This is my business pal, pays my bills etc.
Twat - No! I didn't mean that!
Me - Right.
Twat - I mean, like for a drink or something?
Me - No.
Twat - Oh, all right then. (Pause) Can you tell me, what celebrity do you look most like?
Me - Hangs up.

In hindsight, I should have cut off after the first request.

Twat.
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