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Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12540 on: 10 March 2018, 04:35:29 pm »
Had this gem in my AW inbox last week.....


Hey,

How are you?

Im new to this, so apollogies if this is a bit different!

I was wondering if were free one afternoon next week?

I've always had this fantasy about having my hair shaved with clippers by a hot woman.
I'd love it to be a roleplay where you are my boss and you tell me I'm looking scruffy. You sit me down and run your hands through my longish hair and tell me you know what you want to do me. You go next door and bring back the set of clipppers. You are assertive yet sort of gentle and you give me a number 2 all over. As you shear off my hair, you put my head in your tits and touch me suggestivly. Each mow of the clippers you alternate quick or slow and suggestivley stand their with them sometimes. You also talk about when you are cutting my hair, how you are thinking of getting a short bob to look more professional. (I would love it if I could take you to the hairdresser to actually get it cut or even cut all the length off myself before you go, but I know that is a lot to ask). Then you blow my mind with an incredible blow job.

If I brought some clippers along, would you do this for me?

I would love you to wear a black leather jacket with tight blue jeans and heels or long boots, or, a leather knee length pencil skirt/leather trousers, heels and a nice top. Would love it if you also wore glasses.

If you have all these outfits, could you have them all and catwalk them for me?

Would love to take you to the hairdresser (or cut off the length myself), so I could have fun with you with long and short hair.
Would you do all this? Would fufil a huge fantasy for me.

Thanks :)
Phil x



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12541 on: 10 March 2018, 06:55:56 pm »
Sara did you  reply ?

CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12542 on: 10 March 2018, 09:08:40 pm »
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!!!

Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12543 on: 10 March 2018, 09:14:24 pm »
Sara did you  reply ?

I ?politely? (lol) informed him that his needs were far too extreme for myself and possibly the majority of escorts! Also I told him that he hadn?t even bothered to read my profile quite clearly as if he did he would be aware I was a GFE.

I assume he was on a copy and paste mission that day......and as for his claims he is new to the punting scene he has been registered on AW since August last year lol

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!!!

Yes I know!!!! I was in a right mood that day and when I read that I was like WTF!!!!

Aside from the hair cutting bollocks what really got me was he was expecting a ?catwalk? parade of various different outfits.

I?d be curious if he approached anyone else. He has ?0? feedback and the whole monologue reeks of a fantasist behind a keyboard lol



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12544 on: 10 March 2018, 11:13:06 pm »
Client calls with a booking enquiry, I answer all his questions.

He's happy to go ahead with the booking. Schedule a time etc and go through confirmation procedure etc

"Oh wait," he says, "do you smoke?" To which I reply to the negative.

"But will you smoke for me?"

Uhmmm  ???...Let me think about that.... sorry, its a definite and absolute No.  ::)

It has been a day full of TWs. :(
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12545 on: 11 March 2018, 02:10:40 pm »
Client calls with a booking enquiry, I answer all his questions.

He's happy to go ahead with the booking. Schedule a time etc and go through confirmation procedure etc

"Oh wait," he says, "do you smoke?" To which I reply to the negative.

"But will you smoke for me?"

Uhmmm  ???...Let me think about that.... sorry, its a definite and absolute No.  ::)

It has been a day full of TWs. :(

Perhaps the fuckwit should have led with that...

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12546 on: 11 March 2018, 10:14:07 pm »
I am sure this has been doing the rounds on AW.


hello baby girl

how are you???
hows life treating you????

i would love to work with you for free i will get u customers
we can do videos and photos shoot together baby girl
i will be ya bitch and slave
i will do everything and anything with you
we can try new things with me baby girl
i will be support and helpful in ya life

i have a new way of making money i have the best ideas to make money
call me now 07384056** jackson

i am getting a new place in east london
you can work from my place baby girl
you can stay with me as long you want

seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12547 on: 11 March 2018, 10:56:43 pm »
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12548 on: 11 March 2018, 11:57:23 pm »
Well he never offered to me my slave ... did offer to share his flat  with me though  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12549 on: 12 March 2018, 12:03:15 am »
Hi my number ***

Okay, and I am meant to do what with that?  ::)

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12550 on: 12 March 2018, 12:12:24 am »
Oh dear that Jackson knobtwat sends a ton of copy & paste messages, he has another one he sends where he offers to pick you up from Streatham station or something, very handy cheers I live in fucking Cardiff you muppet  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12551 on: 12 March 2018, 09:51:56 am »
Text received ' hi, id like to make a booking for half hour, but first I need to know if you have a working hoover? and can I fuck your hoover.thanks.

 ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12552 on: 12 March 2018, 10:25:28 am »
Text received ' hi, id like to make a booking for half hour, but first I need to know if you have a working hoover? and can I fuck your hoover.thanks.

 ;D ;D

If they?re willing to pay your rates I think you?re quids in!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12553 on: 12 March 2018, 10:57:51 am »
If they?re willing to pay your rates I think you?re quids in!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12554 on: 12 March 2018, 11:09:17 am »
Phonecall -

Him - Do you do outcalls?
Me- It depends where. I don't drive.
Him - Neither do I cos I got banned.

He sounded okay, a bit too over familiar, but this revelation made me think reckless and irresponsible.

Would you see it as a red flag?
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero