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kitty_69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12495 on: 28 February 2018, 09:33:54 pm »
new one today well new to me  ::)
from someone with 6 AW accounts
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mistress - let me serve you as your slave film abuse me and sell the content for your gain - happy to bring id sign model release forms etc. use me on web cam films photo shoots up to you.

I would also be happy for you to have me set up a sub / slave / sissy account for you to control, if you let me know how you would like it set out and i will do this - i will do anything and all earnings will go to you- i am your sub slut slave to own, film and do anything you wish - use me as a slut to abuse while you are on webcam or in films making content for you to make money from it - I will do anything to bring in cash for you.

my email if it is easier is j*************8@gmail.com

let me start for you asap

your slave j
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Xkandpx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12496 on: 28 February 2018, 11:09:41 pm »
new one today well new to me  ::)
from someone with 6 AW accounts
4 Offering Services
2 Seeking Services


mistress - let me serve you as your slave film abuse me and sell the content for your gain - happy to bring id sign model release forms etc. use me on web cam films photo shoots up to you.

I would also be happy for you to have me set up a sub / slave / sissy account for you to control, if you let me know how you would like it set out and i will do this - i will do anything and all earnings will go to you- i am your sub slut slave to own, film and do anything you wish - use me as a slut to abuse while you are on webcam or in films making content for you to make money from it - I will do anything to bring in cash for you.

my email if it is easier is j*************8@gmail.com

let me start for you asap

your slave j

Had him too..told him to empty his bank account for me by buying amazon vouchers. He replied saying he never buys anything online (i was bored. Somtimes these guys will amuze me between bookings)

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12497 on: 03 March 2018, 01:42:04 am »
You fancy outcall.

Real Sub takes it up her arse and takes a good face full of spunk!

;)

I don't work weekends, see new clients for sub bookings, do outcalls or offer anal. I'm so sad I'm not a real sub now.  :'(
« Last Edit: 03 March 2018, 01:50:12 am by Hannaah »

honeymoonbarbie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12498 on: 03 March 2018, 08:19:53 am »
Email received at 03:51AM:

Call me on x I?ll pay cash give me rates

I wonder how far he gets in life talking to people like that.

I think the only cash he should be paying is for a taxi so he doesn?t have to stumble home from the pub.

hollyrose5

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12499 on: 03 March 2018, 12:04:05 pm »
'Hi, I know it might sound like a strange request but do you offer hardsports? All I want you to do is poo in my mouth. That's it. Willing to pay a premium for this and looking for regular meets.

Thanks. Look forward to hearing from you'


I had no words ??? ??? ??? ???

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12500 on: 03 March 2018, 04:41:12 pm »
'Hi, I know it might sound like a strange request but do you offer hardsports? All I want you to do is poo in my mouth. That's it. Willing to pay a premium for this and looking for regular meets.

Thanks. Look forward to hearing from you'


I had no words ??? ??? ??? ???

 :-X :-X :-X
Yuk x 10

seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12501 on: 04 March 2018, 02:27:47 pm »
Oldie but goodie classic text message:   'Hi'

 Never stops to annoy :FF

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12502 on: 04 March 2018, 02:34:17 pm »
I woke up to some missed texts in the middle of the night. The best was at 4am "you in or out"?

Assuming they meant am I in call or out call, they obviously had a struggle to read the writing on my profile.  It must be so difficult while throwing up in the club bogs. 


chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12503 on: 04 March 2018, 05:34:49 pm »
I woke up to some missed texts in the middle of the night. The best was at 4am "you in or out"?

Assuming they meant am I in call or out call, they obviously had a struggle to read the writing on my profile.  It must be so difficult while throwing up in the club bogs.

In all fairness Justine they were probably staggering down the street eating a soggy kebab by that time, you missed out really, they could have just popped in!  ;D

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12504 on: 05 March 2018, 04:09:17 pm »
A client I'd never met or contacted before was texting about a specific slot tonight, I told him to call to book which he said he would. Unfortunately for him someone else called and booked that slot, so I texted him to apologise and say I couldn't do it anymore. He then went on to have a go at me for not reserving it for him  :FF

So many guys want to arrange over text and say they will call and never do. If I reserved bookings like this I'd lose out all the time!

Worried93

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12505 on: 05 March 2018, 05:34:28 pm »
I got a text that just said "quote?"


chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12506 on: 05 March 2018, 05:40:04 pm »
A client I'd never met or contacted before was texting about a specific slot tonight, I told him to call to book which he said he would. Unfortunately for him someone else called and booked that slot, so I texted him to apologise and say I couldn't do it anymore. He then went on to have a go at me for not reserving it for him  :FF

So many guys want to arrange over text and say they will call and never do. If I reserved bookings like this I'd lose out all the time!

I make it clear there is no booking until they call half hour before. Then if they don't, nothing lost. His fault, fuckwit!

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12507 on: 05 March 2018, 06:00:41 pm »
I got a text that just said "quote?"
i'd have been tempted to send him a quote by Winston Churchill or something. :)

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12508 on: 05 March 2018, 06:11:02 pm »
I had this one too when touring. I have stopped reading in the middle of this bollocks.
Even if booking would go through I wouldn't remember his scenario. He would have to pay me for an extra hour to remember what he wants. Yes I am thick ;D and too busy to remember complicated requests.

 No your not thick but were not trained actresses expecting to learn scripts

seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12509 on: 05 March 2018, 08:25:15 pm »
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