Isn't that the AW services list lol

Lol yes he just copy pasted from the 'enjoys' part.

Another cracker: 'I hope you are ok.

I will be honest...i dont have alot of money but i would like to treat you for a dinner and to have a chat if possible. Dinner would be paid for, you may be busy with clients, why dont you take a break and let me treat you if possible? I know its alot to ask of ur free time. No sex involved that is, i can slight additional money on top of the dinner etc being paid for. I like how you also speak spanish

I hope i hear back from you.

Take care'

VIA AW email:

Him: Any chance of a cheaper deal on your 30 minute rate?
Me: Since you asked so nicely, I'll only charge you ?110.00, an additional ?20.00 for OWO, ?50.00 for penetration and ?15.00 for use of resources if you don't bring your own condoms.
Him: But that works out more expensive?..
Me: Indeed it does.

Client: Do you see Asian men?

Me: Yes I do

Client: Great! How long will it take you to get to Sheffield?

Me: Sorry? Do you mean Sheffield street? Where is that?

Client: No I mean Sheffield the city

Me: I?m in London!

Client: Yeah so how long?

I hung up!! 

Hi, 

A bit about me 
Name:   
Race: White, British 
Age: 47 
Build: Big belly. 
Cock: 5.5 - 6" 
From: Crawley 

Meeting: Incall 

Date: Saturday 27th Jan 18
Time: Between 11an - 3pm
Duration: 30 minutes. 
Were: Gatwick 
Rate: ?100 
Uniform: Nylon tights only, No bra or panties 

Requests: 

Shower Together: Get all slippery and soapy together all over. Ok for a soapy back massage with a slow wet soapy HJ. Clean our bums for rimming aswell.

To the bedroom:

DFK with tongues. 
Sloppy OWO with DeepThroat on knees 
Licking your clit / pussy and Ass. 
Rim me doggy style and milk my cock. 
Cowgirl 
Doggy style 
Mish. 

Back on your knees for more OWO/DT. Prostrate massage. Do you do this with your finger. If so can you do this for me with OWO / DT till i give you a Facial with your tongue out. 

If time another shower with you. 

If we can meet up let me know. 


I replied:
You've sent me this exact same email every time I've toured Gatwick, but you've never actually shown up.

In future could you just have a wank without disturbing my inbox?

Thanks

Getting all the idiots today

Hi. Would you see me and mate together? We want to book for an hour and split the cost because we don?t have enough money to book separately. . I?ll go first then my mate after.

Sure why don?t you just bring all your friends 

A couple of morons from last week!

First one: I miss his first call and ask him to call straight back. 2 hours later he tries and I can't talk as I'm sat in a busy waiting room. I text him telling him this and said will text when I can answer.

So he calls twice more and I respond saying I've just told you I can't talk now and I will text when I'm available to speak. Cue another 5 calls from him in the next hour.    Is he thick?

Second idiot: Sends a message on Whatsapp, "I know you said new clients not to contact you through this but this is the safest way for me. So just a quick message do you do half hour outcalls and if so whats your rates. Please answer me."

So he's totally disregarded what my whatsapp status and gone ahead and messaged me anyway, he can't even say say hello and he's demanding that I respond, meanwhile seeming to think that he's about to be some sort of exception to the rule and I'll even want to see him?!  Funnily enough, no I bloody well don't want to see him 

txt recieved

"how much for 30 mints"

told him to go to tesco and check out the pix a mix section

my humuor was wasted as he just kept sending the same txt