Wonder how many of you got this load of bollocks today

Good morning, Hope you are having a nice time and greetings. My name is (name), late 30s, Indian origin but educated in England and living here since last 18 years, 5'10", black hair, blue eyes, 72kg, athletic, dark skin and 8.5" when fully get on. I am looking for some to meet and have fun on regular basis (twice a month or so), with appropriate payments. Ofcourse I will book the hotel and take care of food and drinks. If you are interested, could you drop me a line, or text me on (number).

Unfortunately, im not looking for agencies.

Looking forward to hear from you,

Kind regards

(Name).

Haha! I got THIS exact message from him a few weeks back too 

Subject:   Adult modelling



Hello.

Hope this finds you well.

My name is Lee and I am contacting you to ask if you have ever considered adult modelling?

I am in the process of starting up a small adult entertainment website and I am currently looking for models. If you might be interested in some modelling if you could get back to me with answers to the below questions and we can look to working together.

1) have you ever worked in the adult industry before and if so please give examples.

2) what is the maximum amount of male talent you would be willing to work with at once?

3) Are you willing to work outdoors?

4) what is your dress size, bra size and shoe size?

Most of the work (given the theam of the website) with be solo girl shots possible outdoors. We will also be looking for models to take part in hardcore shots with one or more male talent.

As we are just starting out in the industry we are willing to provide you with copyright free copies of any images and videos we make of you in exchange for reduced rates. These can be used to enhance you adultwork profile or for anything else you wish.

Dispute being a start up we have started as we mean to go on and have invested in professional equipment in order to get the best results possible. Shoots can take place in your normal meeting place or in our studio and sometimes outdoors.

We welcome you to bring someone with you during shoots however during the shoot only talent and crew are permitted in the room.

All talent are required to show Sexual health check proof and proof or age before any contracts are signed or shoots taking place.

We intend to hold casting mid January in the Edinburgh area. If you attend all expenses will be covered but we are unable to pay a fee for castings. As an insentive we will share with you the high resolution images taken during casting for you to use as you wish. You will not be expected to work with any male talent during casting but will be expected to preform solo work.

I hope to hear back from you soon

Lee

Subject:   Adult modelling



Hello.

Hope this finds you well.

My name is Lee and I am contacting you to ask if you have ever considered adult modelling?

2) what is the maximum amount of male talent you would be willing to work with at once?

3) Are you willing to work outdoors?

4) what is your dress size, bra size and shoe size?

Most of the work (given the theam of the website) with be solo girl shots possible outdoors. We will also be looking for models to take part in hardcore shots with one or more male talent...

So let's see: do independent, non-recorded / non-broadcast, indoors-based prostitution (which includes having the freedom to choose who to fuck, how many individuals to fuck at any one time, what activities to offer, and to do protected services), and earn ?100+ an hour, say, or do the opposite (have your prostitution recorded and broadcast, fuck whoever you are ordered to fuck, routinely participate in orgies, be compelled to do unprotected fucking, and undertake all of the aforementioned in the open air) for presumably either the same pay or less (which includes, at the audition stage, fucking for free)? Hmm.  Tough call...
(Yes, I am aware that there are people who do porn work, but this does not alter the accuracy of my representation of such work. With his sales pitch, "Lee" himself corroborates this representation).

AW booking for 10 hours 10 pounds outcall 180 miles away from my town 

Ooooh, don't keep him all to yourself. We all need a guy like this!! 

Date:   20/12/2017 20:10
From:   TheNudeMasseur (2) Profile Notes  Escort Booking View All

Subject:   Hi


Hello again gorgeous! Just wondered if you'd like to take part in a sex photoshoot for my private gallery? Will be taking place at mine tomorrow and Will be paying ?40?


Hmm, yes that'd be great, considering I don't offer photography, I don't do outcalls and my rates start from double the price!

The dipstick!

AW message just before 1am today.

Subject: Hello

Message:  Hi, fancy a short walk?x

How about a long walk along a short cliff?  Alone?   

?Fancy an arm wrestle?

Email on AW:

Hi Lisa,

I hope you are well and looking forward to Xmas?

I am looking to set up a regular meet with a lady in the new year and wondered if you would be interested?

I have met a couple of ladies on here and a couple have not shown but I have not found the right one yet. Personality is as important as looks, although both would be perfect! Someone who I can chat to and have the full GFE would be great.

If you would like to meet please let me know and I will put a booking in. It will likely be either 26th or 27th January in Nantwich, or the 31st closer to you. Not sure if you would travel for an outcall?

A***

My response: 

Hi A***,

Thanks for your message but part of the reason you haven't met the right lady might be not reading their profile first...I don't do outcalls and I retire on 26 January.

Thanks,
Lisa


I'd be interested to see how many of you got this same message seeing as he's sent over 970 emails but only has two feedbacks from the same WG and a negative saying he didn't read her profile.