AW Email: firstly he?s never contacted me before, secondly I?m not a big woman, so clearly an unconvincing cut n paste job...

I have been trying without any success to arrange to see you for a while now. I'm determined that this week I will be successful as I'm free during the day all week as I am recuperating from a minor operation. Are YOU available during the day today or Fri and if so would you be interested in a 1 hr appointment? I have quite a thing for big women and women's feet so would like to spend some of the time kissing and caressing your feet and sucking your toes but also leading on to more conventional sex. So what do you say - - can we make an appointment at last? Please say yes. Kisses.....David xx

Oh fuckit. I got this too and replied. I mean, it was a big fat NO, but I bothered to explain why. Dammit.

Hi Hun, it will be an honour to have you btw I like what I see and your profile sounds and looks great. Would like to pretend to be your neighbour walking in on you finding you asleep naked in bed and waking you up either with my wet tongue between your legs or giving you my cock to suck and you pretend its a dream although you know its your neighbour but you dont want me to stop and want me to carry on..also I have a thing to spill some rose then lick and sip some from your wet juicy n yummy pussy ..if it further excites you we can make it more adventurous with you being blindfolded and we having a total stranger encounter and doing it without seeing each other xx

Whereabouts are you.

I'm thinking he spammed a shed load of us...

London. You?

Message last night from a client earlier this week.

"Hey thanks for my feedback, I've written you a field report. It's not normally my thing to do but you deserved it. If you ever feel like offering a freebie feel free to get in touch lol x"

  I'm missing the thought pattern there but I suppose I'm seeing the funny side 

His probably had other ladies offer him a free shag for giving a glowing field report so he thought he can chance it with you. What a cheek

Had this corker in my inbox this morning!

"Hey, can I ask you a weird theoretical question? I broke up with my girlfriend of six years after she convinced me to have a threesome with this huge muscular alpha male guy from her gym. Half way through he handcuffed me to the bed and made me watch as he did her, made her say things. Turns out she had been cheating on me with him for three months and he was mad she wouldn't leave me. Since then we broke up and I've started dating other people, but it affects me in weird ways. If you started dating a guy this happened to would you want him to tell you? Or would you just not want to know?"


I basically told him to call if he wanted a booking.....guess what he didn't call!

Then just now a guy with ZERO feedback asking with no introduction or detail if I would like a trip to France?!?!

All the odd ones are creeping out of the woodwork at the moment lol

Then just now a guy with ZERO feedback asking with no introduction or detail if I would like a trip to France?!?!

All the odd ones are creeping out of the woodwork at the moment lol

Just got this one too   

"Hello
My name is [NAME]. I'm here for seeking services and I?m not an escort.

I?ve met two escorts but that was just for coffee. But now I wish to have an appointment but I require something special. I can tell you the details of what I want in my second message, if you are willing to cater my needs. But before telling you what I need, I like to see if you are an experienced lady to help me, so I have couple of questions to ask you just to see if you are experienced enough to help me with my needs. I?m a 37 yr old woman with 2 kids and a family, so if you are a woman then you will understand why I am so concerned and why I really wish to be sure about you.

I like to ask you, in course of escorting you might have seen different ethnicity men, so my question is whether black men in ?average? are better in sex, with more girth and size as compared to other ethnicity men? Yes I know black men can also be small but my question is if you think black men on ?average? are better, girthy and bigger?
And secondly, have you ever had a threesome or are you okay with a threesome?

If you are willing to go ahead then please render your answers to the above and I can tell you in detail as to what I require. I am a married woman with kids so hope you as a woman can understand my concerns. So hope you are an understanding, open minded and friendly lady.
x"

Uh huh.  You're a woman who wants to know if black men have bigger dicks.  May I suggest letting go of your own first, "Madam"?

"Hello
My name is [NAME]. I'm here for seeking services and I?m not an escort.

I?ve met two escorts but that was just for coffee. But now I wish to have an appointment but I require something special. I can tell you the details of what I want in my second message, if you are willing to cater my needs. But before telling you what I need, I like to see if you are an experienced lady to help me, so I have couple of questions to ask you just to see if you are experienced enough to help me with my needs. I?m a 37 yr old woman with 2 kids and a family, so if you are a woman then you will understand why I am so concerned and why I really wish to be sure about you.

I like to ask you, in course of escorting you might have seen different ethnicity men, so my question is whether black men in ?average? are better in sex, with more girth and size as compared to other ethnicity men? Yes I know black men can also be small but my question is if you think black men on ?average? are better, girthy and bigger?
And secondly, have you ever had a threesome or are you okay with a threesome?

If you are willing to go ahead then please render your answers to the above and I can tell you in detail as to what I require. I am a married woman with kids so hope you as a woman can understand my concerns. So hope you are an understanding, open minded and friendly lady.
x"

Uh huh.  You're a woman who wants to know if black men have bigger dicks.  May I suggest letting go of your own first, "Madam"?

All that comes to mind when reading that is WTF? Really??? (wish there was lol smiley face on there) lol. Suppose you got to laugh