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SuperCheese

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12135 on: 04 December 2017, 01:57:23 pm »
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Hey ---
I saw your profile and liked it. I am messaging just to offer my services as an escort manager. My profile lists my services. Even if it's just a photo shoot you want, we can sort something out. If there is anything that you are interested in then give me a message and we can talk about it.

Many Thanks
Dan
D1G Escort Manager

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12136 on: 04 December 2017, 02:24:43 pm »
Hi there can I see you tonight
I explained I'm not workimg later than 5 pm
I'm doing a night shift so need some sleep
He says "why do you bother advertising then?" and put phone down on me
No loss !,

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12137 on: 04 December 2017, 03:54:00 pm »
Bloke who has rung before for details back in October sent me a flowery text going on about he he has seen my profile and private pictures and wants an hour of sex and fun(!) at 5:30pm.
Told him I was fully booked as I didn't really like the sound of him and he then asks 'What about your duo mate?'
Fucking what about her?!?Am I a pimp now?
He is now consigned as 'Bellend' in my phone,my instincts were right the first time he got in touch.
Why the hell would I take a booking for someone else?

neutralC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12138 on: 04 December 2017, 11:47:24 pm »
Wonder how many of you got this load of bollocks today

Good morning, Hope you are having a nice time and greetings. My name is (name), late 30s, Indian origin but educated in England and living here since last 18 years, 5'10", black hair, blue eyes, 72kg, athletic, dark skin and 8.5" when fully get on. I am looking for some to meet and have fun on regular basis (twice a month or so), with appropriate payments. Ofcourse I will book the hotel and take care of food and drinks. If you are interested, could you drop me a line, or text me on (number).

Unfortunately, im not looking for agencies.

Looking forward to hear from you,

Kind regards

(Name).
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I got it

Kendall

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12139 on: 05 December 2017, 04:26:33 pm »
Hi, how long are your overnight if you do any (i dont)
How good are your lap dancing skills and how good are your camel toe effects look forward to reading you soon


Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12140 on: 05 December 2017, 04:28:46 pm »
Camel toe effects  ? Dare I ask what these are 

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12141 on: 05 December 2017, 04:47:30 pm »
Phone call just now, asks for 3pm then..

Me: Do you have any questions?

Chav: I have several (my heart sinks, thinks TW...) First do you have lube or oil?

Me: Well yes (puzzled don?t all escorts?)

Chav: It?s just some don?t have it.  And then it could be a problem if you know what I mean...

Me: I don?t, what do you mean? (determined to make him spell it out)

Chav: Some say I have a large member.....

Me: In that case I?m declining your booking!

<<<hangs up quickly>>>

I just had him!!! I'm in Cardiff, I don't know where you are. Soon as he said it I remembered this thread! I also declined the booking, oddly enough  ;D

Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12142 on: 05 December 2017, 09:17:25 pm »
Camel toe effects  ? Dare I ask what these are

Basically your pants are too tight, so you give an outline of your vag.
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

neutralC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12143 on: 05 December 2017, 10:38:39 pm »
Email on AW this morning

No CIM? what a waste of time

Doing everything I can to stop myself replying "just like you then"

 ;D ;D ;D

Lillys0

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12144 on: 06 December 2017, 03:36:26 am »
Subject:   Escort Manager


Hey ---
I saw your profile and liked it. I am messaging just to offer my services as an escort manager. My profile lists my services. Even if it's just a photo shoot you want, we can sort something out. If there is anything that you are interested in then give me a message and we can talk about it.

Many Thanks
Dan
D1G Escort Manager

I had this message I just messaged him back saying escort manager is basically a pimp and pimping is illegal fucking idiot!!

Lillys0

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12145 on: 06 December 2017, 03:37:02 am »
Subject:   Escort Manager


Hey ---
I saw your profile and liked it. I am messaging just to offer my services as an escort manager. My profile lists my services. Even if it's just a photo shoot you want, we can sort something out. If there is anything that you are interested in then give me a message and we can talk about it.

Many Thanks
Dan
D1G Escort Manager

I had this message I just messaged him back saying escort manager is basically a pimp and pimping is illegal fucking idiot!!

Lillys0

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12146 on: 06 December 2017, 03:42:09 am »
Hi, how long are your overnight if you do any (i dont)
How good are your lap dancing skills and how good are your camel toe effects look forward to reading you soon
.  I've had this guy a few times messaging me he does have good feedback for overnights but he wants to play message ping pong and make you agree to anything for money  I blocked him dick head

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12147 on: 06 December 2017, 08:20:40 am »
I just had him!!! I'm in Cardiff, I don't know where you are. Soon as he said it I remembered this thread! I also declined the booking, oddly enough  ;D

I was touring London, he has no intention of booking or showing up...just likes to ring around, mention his large member and waste our time...

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12148 on: 06 December 2017, 08:34:05 am »
Basically your pants are too tight, so you give an outline of your vag.

Oh my !!
Thankyou I'd heard the term but never knew until now what it was !

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12149 on: 06 December 2017, 11:44:28 am »
Bloody heard it all now!Email on AW,which I think personally has got worse and worse for time wasters the past year,it is almost on a par with Viva Street!
'Heyyy,I was wondering if you are anywhere near Leeds Dock?'
(No real need to wonder as my profile tells them I am near 2 well known and easily looked up locations)
Anyway I answered and got this:
'Oh so you are near blah blah then,that's great.I really love your pictures,I bet you get loads saying that.What are you up to today then?'
(You just know this guy is a tit but I always try and answer politely!)
'Thanks, so were you wanting to book for today?'
'Ahhh no sorry,I just fancied a bit of conversation to curb my horniness and I am trying to find a job,I don't suppose you have any jobs do you or maybe I can be an apprentice lol?'
'I don't wish to be rude but this is an advertising platform for sex workers and their clients not tinder or plenty of fish.I suggest you ring a sex line if you want conversation because frankly why would you think I want to chat when I am working and it would be for free?If you want a job why not invest your time into going to the job centre instead of wasting time on here,there are enough time wasters on this site already'
What the fuck goes through their minds?!? :FF