Just got this one on AW (whole thing is [sic]);
"hello baby girl,
i would love to get to know u i want to be ya boyfriend
i am good looking guy plus handsome
i am [name] from brazil i live in [area] i live 2mins from [station] give me a call [number]
i would love to work with you or we can work together or i can be ya bitch
i will lick ya pussy so good make ya dreams come true"
My reply: Try www.match.com
Considering it's my dream to never have a man go down on me again (with the exception of my bf if I'm feeling generous), I think he's way off base