When I came out of an hour booking today I had 22 missed calls and a text saying "Yo bitch answer your phone!"

Needless to say I blocked that number 

Could also be an absolute nightmare (and potentially dangerous) with a load of drunk wankers though?

I absolutely would not do any sort of group booking without taking a security guy.

Had exactly the same message!

He's probably called Rod. 

I got that text twice this week from the same numbers so did a few of my friends, friends in London and Essex. It's a twat doing  the rounds probably texting with his cock in his hand.

Exactly he's text me before as well something stupid I can't remember what it was now. Firstly I wouldn't want to do it, and secondly even if I did the chances of it being real are about almost zero lol.

Text exchange just now

"Ive just purchased your private gallery"
"OK"
"I didn't like it, You can refund me by bank transfer"
"Not my problem mate"
"OK then you can knock ?10 off your hour rate, incall at 12pm?"
"My private gallery cost 1 credit which is around ?1 and Ive just checked my account and no one has purchased it in the last 24 hours!"
"I used a freeview"
"So lets get this straight.... You viewed my pictures for free, didn't like what you saw and expect me to knock ?10 off my rate?"
"Yes"
"I didn't like this text exchange, I expect a payment of ?50 for having to put up with it. I will take a booking off you however you will be paying ?150 for the hour instead of ?100"

What a suprise that he didn't take me up on that 

Well doesn?t this just always happen when you make exceptions!

I?m not doing half hr atm due to discretion at my current incall place, however a pleasant sounding guy asked, so I said I would.

I then get an email saying he normally pays ?30 to ?40 less than I was asking for but he?d be prepared to do it for ?20 less than my asking price.

What a fucking cheek!

I often just ignore twats like this but I was so annoyed I sent this reply:

This is really disrespectful but you already know that.

I specially said I would do a half hour booking even tho I?m not currently advertising them.

Instead of either accepting the price or saying no, you barter.

One of most unattractive, disrespectful thing a potential punter can do. If you cannot afford one lady?s prices, go elsewhere, do not do this.

He replied but I am gonna delete without reading in case I get any more enraged!

So rude even normally, but when you've agreed to do something that's not currently on offer for him, then to do that is beyond belief.   

"I didn't like this text exchange, I expect a payment of ?50 for having to put up with it. I will take a booking off you however you will be paying ?150 for the hour instead of ?100"

What a suprise that he didn't take me up on that 

Good one! 

A stag party? why not go for it.
You could charge them all your usual rate per hour each, (with a small discount)  and end up with 10x your usual rate.

Could anyone, being 100% honest, actually have sex with 10 guys, one by one, one after the other? I have been struggling with 3 guys through out the day, (having full sex) so doesnt bare thinking about how down there would be after that! Some things are just not worth it