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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11895 on: 19 October 2017, 11:46:49 am »
Quote from: Alison381 on 19 October 2017, 11:02:15 am
I got one like that last week

Text exchange
Him: Hi Alison Ive just seen your profile on adultwork. Can you meet for a socail date tonight?
Me: Hello. I don't take bookings via text message. Can you give me a call please?

Phone call
Him: Hello Alison. So id like to take you to the pub. Ill pay for all your drinks.
Me: I don't drink alcohol however if you just want a socail meet and not sex id would be happy to sit with you while you drink. Did you see my rates for socail meets?
Him: What you on about rates?
Me: What do you mean?
Him: I pay for sex not to take you to the pub
Me: You pay me for my time and my rates for socail meets are cheaper
Him: Its OK I'll ring someone else
Me: Good luck finding an escort to meet you at the pub for free.... You might want to try plenty of fish instead of adult work.
Him: Fuck you stuck up cow!

Lol what an idiot.  Some of them really think we're looking for a white knight to "save" us don't they?  Yes we just have the time to miss out on bookings to come "hang" with you guys.   :FF
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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11896 on: 19 October 2017, 05:28:18 pm »
New one today

Text message an hour ago

"Hi freer"

Nothing since  :FF
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jo-jo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11897 on: 20 October 2017, 02:51:44 pm »

Phone call
Him: Hello Alison. So id like to take you to the pub. Ill pay for all your drinks.
Me: I don't drink alcohol however if you just want a socail meet and not sex id would be happy to sit with you while you drink. Did you see my rates for socail meets?
Him: What you on about rates?
Me: What do you mean?
Him: I pay for sex not to take you to the pub
Me: You pay me for my time and my rates for socail meets are cheaper
Him: Its OK I'll ring someone else
Me: Good luck finding an escort to meet you at the pub for free.... You might want to try plenty of fish instead of adult work.
Him: Fuck you stuck up cow!
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WTF??? Can take myself to the pub AND buy my own drinks thank you very much. What an arse.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11898 on: 21 October 2017, 08:36:18 am »


Anyone else had this?

Hi my names Dave, I?m a bit of a loser, not very good around woman, interested?

Hmm, well when you put it like that.. not really no!
Some people really do t know how to sell themselves!!
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11899 on: 22 October 2017, 12:07:37 am »
Quote from: Lalalondon on 21 October 2017, 08:36:18 am

Anyone else had this?

Hi my names Dave, I?m a bit of a loser, not very good around woman, interested?

Hmm, well when you put it like that.. not really no!
Some people really do t know how to sell themselves!!

Omg I'm dying at this ;D ;D ;D

Seriously what is WRONG with some people?!

What on earth did he expect you to say to that - 'come on over mate and bring me a wet floor sign whilst youre at it' FFS.
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11900 on: 22 October 2017, 12:16:07 am »
Him: u free
Me: Nah I'm expensive
Him: Wher r u
Me: Mars
Him: I can cum there wat time
Me: Give me a ring when you get to to NASA and the rockets about to take off
Him: where's tht? U got postcode?

 Honestly it's like talking to a brick wall  :FF ;D
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11901 on: 22 October 2017, 04:57:46 pm »
So I have By Appointment Only & that I require X amount of notice & rough postcode.

So the next person who is 'passing thro' or coming by, asks where I am/what time I work till or how much/how long my appointments are is in danger of being hung, drawn, & quartered.

Edit: For the love of God trying to get a specific time out of these guys is like getting blood out of a,stone  ???
« Last Edit: 22 October 2017, 05:02:18 pm by SimplySinful »
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11902 on: 22 October 2017, 08:56:01 pm »
Him: Can you do anything for ?40 hun
Me: Yes, I can go and buy myself a pair of earrings.
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LotusFlower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11903 on: 22 October 2017, 10:26:29 pm »
texts at 11.58pm.... I wasnt working, I received the text in the morning when I woke up.

Client: Good evening, I am a clean, discrete, repsectful 55 year old gentleman. I saw you profile on Adult work and I just love it. You sound like the ideal woman for me to spend some time with (sounds like a good, solid introduction despite the time, no?).

So how about I swing by yours just now for a quick 15 minute booking. There isn't a price on your page for that, so we'll say ?30? (Grave has been dug).

I'll make a longer booking next time, but since it is so late, I'll just dump one on your mouth and go (  :FF )
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11904 on: 22 October 2017, 10:48:34 pm »
Quote from: Veggiegal on 22 October 2017, 10:26:29 pm
texts at 11.58pm.... I wasnt working, I received the text in the morning when I woke up.

Client: Good evening, I am a clean, discrete, repsectful 55 year old gentleman. I saw you profile on Adult work and I just love it. You sound like the ideal woman for me to spend some time with (sounds like a good, solid introduction despite the time, no?).

So how about I swing by yours just now for a quick 15 minute booking. There isn't a price on your page for that, so we'll say ?30? (Grave has been dug).

I'll make a longer booking next time, but since it is so late, I'll just dump one on your mouth and go (  :FF )

He needs his face to be pooped on.
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Alison381

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11905 on: 23 October 2017, 09:13:34 am »
"Ive always wanted to see a TGirl, are you available today at 12pm?"

What the hell? I market myself as a mature BBW! Yes I have short hair but still!

I think hes just trying to get a reaction out of me.... Straight on my block list me thinks lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11906 on: 23 October 2017, 11:11:39 am »
Quote from: Veggiegal on 22 October 2017, 10:26:29 pm
texts at 11.58pm.... I wasnt working, I received the text in the morning when I woke up.

Client: Good evening, I am a clean, discrete, repsectful 55 year old gentleman. I saw you profile on Adult work and I just love it. You sound like the ideal woman for me to spend some time with (sounds like a good, solid introduction despite the time, no?).

So how about I swing by yours just now for a quick 15 minute booking. There isn't a price on your page for that, so we'll say ?30? (Grave has been dug).

I'll make a longer booking next time, but since it is so late, I'll just dump one on your mouth and go (  :FF )

Instant image of Tarzan there.  What a nice man he must be, how could you resist?
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11907 on: 23 October 2017, 11:20:52 am »
AW email.

Subject:
genuine, cheeky, decent guy

Body:
Hi, how are you? Great profile by the way! Very good! So how you enjoying AW?

So I thought I'd say hi, because I have a flat up your way and I'm on here purely for a relationship. Which I know is proper strange, but I only date women in this industry. I'm not one of these insecure, possessive, jealous, clingy guys who has a problem with you seeing other guys etc. I am absolutely fine with that.

I find women in this industry so much more open, honest, direct. I respect and like that in a person., I want someone like that. So why you single?

I have some pics on my profile. Have a look. Would be great to chat. I'm on WHATSAPP, feel free to drop me a message: 07xxx xxxxxx (add your username).

As if I didn't already realise you've spammed this message to about 400 escorts today.

Form an orderly queue ladies!
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11908 on: 23 October 2017, 12:52:46 pm »
Text  strap on ?
Me delete  ::)
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11909 on: 23 October 2017, 07:26:12 pm »
Phone call at 7.15
Idiot: are you free now
Me: no, I always need an hours notice but as my profile says, I finish at 8 so done now
Idiot: so I can see you at 8?
Me: no, I finish at 8 but I need an hours notice so it?s too late to make a booking now
Idiot: it?s only 15 minutes difference

No it bloody isn?t when I need an HOURS notice, which means he?d get here 8.15 then I presume he was after an hour which takes my finishing time to 9.15  :FF couldn?t be arsed to explain that so hung up and blocked. Next time I?m just gonna say I?m finished as idiots are easy to confuse.
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