Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2594734 times)

Lucie268 · « **Reply #11760 on:** 14 September 2017, 01:50:18 pm »

Quote from: Alison381 on 13 September 2017, 06:48:36 pm

I dont even know what to do with this....

I got this as a follow up from an email asking if I can Dominate 2 males at the same time

"Mistress Ali,

Thanks for replying. Sometime after October 8 (we're still on a foreign holiday). To explain further, my dad is 78, a longtime submissive, I'm 51, new but happy to have taken the plunge and wanting to explore more (I must stress I'm inexperienced but a good learner). We would like to visit with dad's helper (Name removed), who's 21, if you would allow her to assist you (we've already experimented). My apologies if you don't find us suitable.

Respectfully, (name removed)"

Whaaaaaaaat. So a father/son booking and his dad's carer joins in too?

Lucie268 · « **Reply #11761 on:** 14 September 2017, 08:02:53 pm »

'Dear Lucie

My name is Paul.

I thought i'd write to you because i'm looking for someone gentle and warm to meet.

Some context: having had a lot of sex in my life, in recent years - after, I admit, a sequence of bad/destructive relationships - i have moved away from casual relationships (IE those primarily motivated by sex). My overall wellbeing is much the better for it, I must admit.

Prior to this, due to issues with nerves, over the last decade I have often resorted to using viagra early in sexual relationships. I know this is all psychosomatic because I have a very high sex drive, have no issues solo, and would always stop using the pills once relaxed with someone. Further, I recently visited a tantric sex therapist to discuss all of this. She explained how important relaxation is for strong, positive sexual experiences. She also spoke about a more gentle form of love making. Less about 'fucking' more about 'synching' --- if u get what I mean.

Anyway (i'll get to my point), given my reluctance to enter relationships just for the sake of sex, and given both the issues that have caused me to turn to viagra in the past, as well as a new worry about PE (after the meeting with the Tantric person I have been practicing seed retention --- which is great, very energising + empowering - but now i'm very sensitive!!!), i want to meet someone empathic enough the understand all of this, someone who can help me to build up confidence and learn to be a healthy, happy lover...

Hope this doesn't sound too bonkers. I guess i'm pretty analytic lol. Anyway, your profile tells me you're smart and, u know, cool. I'm 35, pretty fit/healthy and just started studying for a PhD...

Thanks!

Paul'

wow cool story bro

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #11762 on:** 15 September 2017, 03:05:45 pm »

Caller: hi are you available this afternoon?
Me: yes, I actually had a cancellation so do have a spot this afternoon... how long etc
Caller: great, half an hour as soon as you are able, saw your profile - are all your likes included or are there extras?
Me: No, everything is included - call when you're parked up and I'll direct you in

Client calls back at arranged time and place

Caller: Hi, meant to ask is oral without? (this is really clear on my profile that everything is covered)
Me: no, all services are protected
Caller, oh but i'm outside - I should have asked - Think I'll leave it

So you read and loved my profile, looked at likes list and still never spotted the bit about everything being covered - even the bit where i state in bold that i don't do OWO and even my own toys used on me will be covered!!

mature helen · « **Reply #11763 on:** 15 September 2017, 03:25:38 pm »

Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 15 September 2017, 03:05:45 pm

Caller: hi are you available this afternoon?
Me: yes, I actually had a cancellation so do have a spot this afternoon... how long etc
Caller: great, half an hour as soon as you are able, saw your profile - are all your likes included or are there extras?
Me: No, everything is included - call when you're parked up and I'll direct you in

Client calls back at arranged time and place

Caller: Hi, meant to ask is oral without? (this is really clear on my profile that everything is covered)
Me: no, all services are protected
Caller, oh but i'm outside - I should have asked - Think I'll leave it

So you read and loved my profile, looked at likes list and still never spotted the bit about everything being covered - even the bit where i state in bold that i don't do OWO and even my own toys used on me will be covered!!

So annoying when this happens its as if they've taken the money out my purse because in my mind I've already added it to my daily earnings.

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #11764 on:** 15 September 2017, 05:01:52 pm »

i think thats why i'm so irked helen. he was outside ffs

ah well, onwards and upwards

Alison381 · « **Reply #11765 on:** 15 September 2017, 10:25:04 pm »

This charmer has just landed in my inbox....

"hiya ali, do you do sex without and oily titwanks?"

What at the same time?

Tell its friday night cant you? 2nd bareback request ive had this evening!

geordie · « **Reply #11766 on:** 15 September 2017, 10:31:35 pm »

Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 15 September 2017, 03:05:45 pm

Caller: hi are you available this afternoon?
Me: yes, I actually had a cancellation so do have a spot this afternoon... how long etc
Caller: great, half an hour as soon as you are able, saw your profile - are all your likes included or are there extras?
Me: No, everything is included - call when you're parked up and I'll direct you in

Client calls back at arranged time and place

Caller: Hi, meant to ask is oral without? (this is really clear on my profile that everything is covered)
Me: no, all services are protected
Caller, oh but i'm outside - I should have asked - Think I'll leave it

So you read and loved my profile, looked at likes list and still never spotted the bit about everything being covered - even the bit where i state in bold that i don't do OWO and even my own toys used on me will be covered!!

This is why I now ask what services they're after when booking. Had too many people turn up not have a clue what I did and didn't offer. It's not foolproof but it's very rare now that I get a client turn up expecting something I don't do.

Although getting them to actually tell me what services they're after during the phonecall is another ballache in itself..

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #11767 on:** 16 September 2017, 03:06:39 am »

I usually check too but this one specifically spoke about my profile. I think he was simply a chancer

Been a day of them

Just checking emails in bed and picked up this beauty

Quote

Im bored of wanking and fantasising over my auny i want her so badly, would live a cd to act and be her for me and let me live my dream you would be perfect x

Does he think I'm a cross dresser?

martine21 · « **Reply #11768 on:** 16 September 2017, 10:27:07 pm »

Had this email today:

'I am a 38 year old wheelchair user from Birmingham for the first scenario would like to see a service provider at my house ( would prefer someone from a medical background i.e. female nurse or carer or a female doctor) but this is not a necessity.

First scenario

i am a virgin and have weak erections hav been told to masturbate as an exercise. But no fun masturbating alone. I usually masturbate with my physio in the room

would like u to play the role of a sex therapy nurse and come and giv me a femdom hand job

I want to see u with my physiotherapist present she s here to take care of my legs and i love to show her everything. Have done this before but the escort wasn t experienced enough to do a proper femdom hanjob. Both myself and the escrt were nude and my physio is ok with this. You play the role of a sex therapy nurse. I want u to come and giv me a femdom style handjob carrying on regardless of my moans etc. Would like to create a situation where where u tell my physio that the treatment needs to continues for atleast 1 hr regardless of my discomfort and for this i would like u to ask my physio to encourage me during the session. Than i want u to hav ur way with my penis making me moan and scream.

Both u and i will be nude.

I want my dignity to be stripped away and be sex put on display in session in front of my physio

make me oink like a pig and drool like a dog

2nd Scenario

Would like to see an escort with a car.

we put the wheelchair in the boot, would like a lovely escort to accompany me to klub klink in dudley a bdsm/ exhibitionist/ swinger club

would like to be stripped naked and given a harsh screaming handjob repeatedly in there open fetish play room for all to see

If u r interested in either scenario get in touch or if anyone can provide advice on how to make the 2nd scenario successful i would appreciate it

Again sorry for causing and offence'

Ffs

KinkyVixen · « **Reply #11769 on:** 17 September 2017, 10:56:38 am »

Quote from: Alison381 on 13 September 2017, 06:48:36 pm

I dont even know what to do with this....

I got this as a follow up from an email asking if I can Dominate 2 males at the same time

"Mistress Ali,

Thanks for replying. Sometime after October 8 (we're still on a foreign holiday). To explain further, my dad is 78, a longtime submissive, I'm 51, new but happy to have taken the plunge and wanting to explore more (I must stress I'm inexperienced but a good learner). We would like to visit with dad's helper (Name removed), who's 21, if you would allow her to assist you (we've already experimented). My apologies if you don't find us suitable.

Respectfully, (name removed)"

Now this has got to be one of the strangest , bizzare set ups yet..... Geriatric dad/son sub combo with Dom.carer. ... What??!! .... Ha ha ....Hope Its a joke.. .. Wtf if they are for real!!

KinkyVixen · « **Reply #11770 on:** 17 September 2017, 10:57:41 am »

Quote from: Alison381 on 13 September 2017, 06:48:36 pm

I dont even know what to do with this....

I got this as a follow up from an email asking if I can Dominate 2 males at the same time

"Mistress Ali,

Thanks for replying. Sometime after October 8 (we're still on a foreign holiday). To explain further, my dad is 78, a longtime submissive, I'm 51, new but happy to have taken the plunge and wanting to explore more (I must stress I'm inexperienced but a good learner). We would like to visit with dad's helper (Name removed), who's 21, if you would allow her to assist you (we've already experimented). My apologies if you don't find us suitable.

Respectfully, (name removed)"

Now this has got to be one of the strangest , bizzare set ups yet..... Geriatric dad/son sub combo with Dom.carer. ... What??!! .... Ha ha ....Hope Its a joke.. .. Wtf if they are for real!!

Alison381 · « **Reply #11771 on:** 17 September 2017, 12:21:35 pm »

Quote from: KinkyVixen on 17 September 2017, 10:57:41 am

Now this has got to be one of the strangest , bizzare set ups yet..... Geriatric dad/son sub combo with Dom.carer. ... What??!! .... Ha ha ....Hope Its a joke.. .. Wtf if they are for real!!

I didnt even reply to find out, tbh I was too creeped out by it all

dalish · « **Reply #11772 on:** 17 September 2017, 09:50:09 pm »

Ooh I got my first haggler today!

"U free for an hour on Thurs for 80?"

My hourly rate is ?110, which I informed him of quite curtly. But the best bit? He's a "male escort". With the obligatory zero feedback, of course!

Maybe I should have asked him how he'd feel if someone asked him to do an hour for half his hourly rate! (Actually, I better not, he'd probably jump at the chance)

English natural beauty · « **Reply #11773 on:** 17 September 2017, 11:13:59 pm »

Quote from: dalish on 17 September 2017, 09:50:09 pm

Ooh I got my first haggler today!

"U free for an hour on Thurs for 80?"

My hourly rate is ?110, which I informed him of quite curtly. But the best bit? He's a "male escort". With the obligatory zero feedback, of course!

Maybe I should have asked him how he'd feel if someone asked him to do an hour for half his hourly rate! (Actually, I better not, he'd probably jump at the chance)

I normally use the line. When you buy your food shop from Tesco is thatvwhat you say to the cashier when they ask you to pay the bill at the end? I normally don't get a reply.

Rosesugar · « **Reply #11774 on:** 18 September 2017, 05:47:32 am »

Hi babe u free now
Can I cum twice in 30 mins
Do you usually cum twice in half an hour with escorts?
Silent no reply at his end of the phone
I put phone down

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