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Hello my name is *Idiot who cant understand the how to book part of your profile that says i need to ring you to make a booking* my address is *full address that's over an hour away from the city I cover* can you be here in 5 minutes? Ill pay you an extra ?5 to cover travel costs.

  I swear I'm going to turn my work phone off and go get my nails done then eat chocolate all day instead

First guy asks for asap, so I suggest in 15 minutes time as I'm mostly ready...no, that's not quick enough he'll leave it.
Second was a "Hi send me postcode x" I'll pass.
Third was someone already saved under "couldn't get rid of!!" I'll pass on him too.

Last time I use AT for a while. 

Trouble with AT is that it seems to attract morons who want ATS - Available This Second 

So this guy calls up and books in for my last appointment of the day, we arrange details and I send him the address. I then get a phone call:

Him: Hi, I hung around for a little while outside of X hotel (not the one I'm staying at), I'm willing to stay another 15 minutes but then I really must go..
Me: What? I think you've got the wrong number.
Him: Isn't this X (not my name)?
Me: No.
Him: *disconnects call*

So let me get this right, the first service provider he books is clearly messing him about so he calls me as 'Plan B' but is still trying to see his first choice and even offering to wait 15 minutes for her so even if she doesn't let him up to her room he can make his way to me, 10 minutes late.

I think not.

So this guy calls up and books in for my last appointment of the day, we arrange details and I send him the address. I then get a phone call:

Him: Hi, I hung around for a little while outside of X hotel (not the one I'm staying at), I'm willing to stay another 15 minutes but then I really must go..
Me: What? I think you've got the wrong number.
Him: Isn't this X (not my name)?
Me: No.
Him: *disconnects call*

So let me get this right, the first service provider he books is clearly messing him about so he calls me as 'Plan B' but is still trying to see his first choice and even offering to wait 15 minutes for her so even if she doesn't let him up to her room he can make his way to me, 10 minutes late.

I think not.

You did well to keep your cool id of laid into him lol

 

I had to read it twice 
On the other hand... he could pay you in shower gels and babywipes maybe???

  so funny!

a client on aw...so funny! he is sending a request for a booking with date and time. I reply yes i could be available...he: i will come back to you to confirm! me: ok (was 1 month before booking date)


Then surfing bids...ahaha he created a bid for same date/hrs..
he think that i am stupid lol.....

i ll never meet him! i hate this kind of manner....he is not really smart!
he still sending other requests!....

had a call and from the first words out of his mouth I knew I wouldn't book him


Moron..U available?
Me..No I've finished for today.
Moron...Its says here 10-5
Me...I don't care what it says there I'm finished for today!
Moron..Cant you just fit me in
Me..Did you not hear me? I..AM,,,FINISHED..FOR..TODAY !! 
Me..hang up.