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Alison381

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11715 on: 06 September 2017, 09:58:47 am »
Quote from: Rosesugar on 06 September 2017, 09:52:57 am
Can u send me your postcode no questions just I.comimg over at 11 .
No your not darling you don't get to choose what time suits without asking if I had other bookings
He's got a long wait for the postcode!!

I swear clients think that we dont have other things to do with our time but sit around and wait for them to contact us  :FF
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11716 on: 06 September 2017, 11:19:02 am »
Quote from: Alison381 on 06 September 2017, 09:58:47 am
I swear clients think that we dont have other things to do with our time but sit around and wait for them to contact us  :FF

Quite I had about 15 various types of TWs yesterday, AND a no show today (tho I was kinda expecting it).

On the plus side 2 lovely clients as well.
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Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11717 on: 06 September 2017, 01:44:00 pm »
Quote from: Alison381 on 06 September 2017, 09:58:47 am
I swear clients think that we dont have other things to do with our time but sit around and wait for them to contact us  :FF

I've had at least two people repeat 'r u free?' About five times in an attempt to get my attention in an oxymoronically fashion.

I'm having a day off leave me alone! -turns off phone and hides under duvet with ice cream-
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11718 on: 06 September 2017, 04:40:03 pm »
A guy just texted:

I have ?20.

Well I'll survive without his 20 quid i think  :FF
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11719 on: 06 September 2017, 06:43:18 pm »
him: hi where are you based and when are you next available
me- I'm in x and available from x onwards.
him-ok whats full adress? do you have any hairs? what wont you do? do you have any pets at your place?
me- Yes I have pets, all other info is on my ad.
him-ok, what pets?
(ignored)
him- what's full address please?

If he bothered to read the ad I directed to him he would see I don't give out my location that way. And I really want to know his insistence about pets. At first I thought he may be allergic but with it being repeated and asked for full address I wonder if he wanted to know if I had any vicious dog to protect me. Going to start saying I have five angry rottweilers!
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11720 on: 07 September 2017, 01:34:17 am »
Quote from: hannah13 on 06 September 2017, 06:43:18 pm
him: hi where are you based and when are you next available
me- I'm in x and available from x onwards.
him-ok whats full adress? do you have any hairs? what wont you do? do you have any pets at your place?
me- Yes I have pets, all other info is on my ad.
him-ok, what pets?
(ignored)
him- what's full address please?

If he bothered to read the ad I directed to him he would see I don't give out my location that way. And I really want to know his insistence about pets. At first I thought he may be allergic but with it being repeated and asked for full address I wonder if he wanted to know if I had any vicious dog to protect me. Going to start saying I have five angry rottweilers!

Or maybe he steals pets for a living and thought hey let me target escorts when you are in a bathroom take the pet and sale it. (I can't sleep brain is on random) x
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11721 on: 07 September 2017, 11:09:44 am »
By text.

Moron: hi is your advert genuine
Me: My genuine adverts state that I don't accept texts. So the one you're looking at clearly isn't.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11722 on: 07 September 2017, 12:57:46 pm »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 07 September 2017, 01:34:17 am
Or maybe he steals pets for a living and thought hey let me target escorts when you are in a bathroom take the pet and sale it. (I can't sleep brain is on random) x

I'd like to see him try and steal mine, she has a fear of men and would bite him.  ;D

He later text with "you want to meet yes or no" (during the time he knew I was unavailable.) Think I'll pass!
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11723 on: 07 September 2017, 03:13:34 pm »
9.30am I had a silent phone call so listed it not to answer again.
9.33 I received a text..Hi helen just tried to ring to arrange a visit tomorrow
9.33 I receive the above text again
10.59 I receive another text..I take it by your response you don't work any more as per your adverts sorry to disurbe you.

Correct! I've retired from engaging with all self entitled demanding morons who think I'm at their beck and call.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11724 on: 07 September 2017, 03:39:31 pm »
Phone call..
Him..Seen your ad on AW blah blah I see you are very local to me (Local? No way is he getting a booking) blah blah..can I come over now?
Me..No sorry I've finished for the day.
Him..More Blah Blah then 'Awww cant you just see me? I'm local'
Me..No
Him.. I'm a nice bloke really are you sure you can't fit me in? (Local and a boundary pusher? No thanks mate!)
Me..Click. 
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honeymoonbarbie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11725 on: 07 September 2017, 05:09:39 pm »
Ever feel like an email exchange is going on too long and the person is likely a timewaster?

Him (a summary): Can I see you in the area you're touring after your tour is scheduled to end? Just want to confirm services, what will I get for X amount of time?
Me (a summary): No, I'm only here from X date to Y date, I'm a GFE escort, specific services are listed on my profile.
*He requests a date and time I'm actually in the area*
Him: Shall I give you cash in hand?
Me: You're welcome to pay direct debit in advanced if you'd rather.
*Silence*
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Katiexxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11726 on: 07 September 2017, 08:05:00 pm »

Hi Katie i work in Poundland (name of my town) if you ever want a booking with me

WTF? :o
 
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11727 on: 07 September 2017, 08:45:16 pm »
Quote from: Katiexxx on 07 September 2017, 08:05:00 pm
Hi Katie i work in Poundland (name of my town) if you ever want a booking with me

WTF? :o
This made me snort laughing... ;D
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11728 on: 07 September 2017, 08:58:19 pm »
Quote from: Katiexxx on 07 September 2017, 08:05:00 pm
Hi Katie i work in Poundland (name of my town) if you ever want a booking with me

WTF? :o

I had to read it twice  :FF
On the other hand... he could pay you in shower gels and babywipes maybe??? :FF
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honeymoonbarbie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11729 on: 07 September 2017, 10:46:06 pm »
Him: I had a lot of questions I wanted to ask when I first called 20 minutes ago but I can't remember half of them, heh heh.
Me: That's alright, are you still looking to arrange a booking?
Him: Yeah, but just one question, are you participating in the ?100.00 facef*ck?
Me (a GFE escort): .. No? What is that?
Him: Uh.. I don't know.
Me: *fits of giggles*
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