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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11640 on: 29 August 2017, 03:44:15 pm »
Received this gem of a text couple of days ago timed at 01.22  ::)


Hello my name is M***** we just opened an escorting agency's. We are here to offer you a job offer that can change your lifestyle and life for good and for better. We are offering the right escort a chance of a life time. Here are the Escorting prices 1 hour ?245 and 2 hours ?345 and 3 hours ?445 and 4 ?545 and 5 hours ?645 and for overnight is ?2,590 you be getting paid cash upfront from the clients and you be giving us a cut of ?80 for each client you see and for an overnight the cut is ?250. For those who are interested message back with your name and age. And for the clients who pay that much money are the rich clients coming in and out. For those who are interested in this job offer say your name and age please. Both incalls and outcalls to hotels for those who just want to do incalls we can send clients to you to your house or apartment. We are based in Birmingham.
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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11641 on: 29 August 2017, 07:10:07 pm »
Him - hey do you do OWO?

Me - no sorry

Him - ok do you do CIM and facials ?



Seriously?
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11642 on: 29 August 2017, 08:13:08 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 29 August 2017, 03:44:15 pm
Received this gem of a text couple of days ago timed at 01.22  ::)


Hello my name is M***** we just opened an escorting agency's. We are here to offer you a job offer that can change your lifestyle and life for good and for better. We are offering the right escort a chance of a life time. Here are the Escorting prices 1 hour ?245 and 2 hours ?345 and 3 hours ?445 and 4 ?545 and 5 hours ?645 and for overnight is ?2,590 you be getting paid cash upfront from the clients and you be giving us a cut of ?80 for each client you see and for an overnight the cut is ?250. For those who are interested message back with your name and age. And for the clients who pay that much money are the rich clients coming in and out. For those who are interested in this job offer say your name and age please. Both incalls and outcalls to hotels for those who just want to do incalls we can send clients to you to your house or apartment. We are based in Birmingham.

I also received this on the 28th at 01.38  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11643 on: 30 August 2017, 10:47:18 pm »
Quote from: LusciousCurves on 22 August 2017, 08:05:24 pm
When potential clients ask for face/body photos before meeting, even though they have seen photos of my body on various profiles. I don't show face photos for security/ discretionary reasons.
Also the ones that when told to book if they want to meet, instead of text/email ping pong, message, saying "I want to get to know you before meeting!" Then give a sob story of various reasons why such as :- they have had bad experiences before/ are really nervous about meeting/ bait and switch/mugged!
GRRRR!

Have had loads of this ^^^^

client: are those your pics?

me: yes

client: can you send me one with your face?

me: no, my face is blurred for my privacy

client: is it ok if i come round to say hello so i can see your face then decide if i want to booking? ive had bad experience before (etc etc goes onto narrate his bad experience.)

me: come to say hello then decide ??? no. sorry. bye.

 :FF
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11644 on: 30 August 2017, 11:12:31 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 29 August 2017, 03:44:15 pm
Received this gem of a text couple of days ago timed at 01.22  ::)


Hello my name is M***** we just opened an escorting agency's. We are here to offer you a job offer that can change your lifestyle and life for good and for better. We are offering the right escort a chance of a life time. Here are the Escorting prices 1 hour ?245 and 2 hours ?345 and 3 hours ?445 and 4 ?545 and 5 hours ?645 and for overnight is ?2,590 you be getting paid cash upfront from the clients and you be giving us a cut of ?80 for each client you see and for an overnight the cut is ?250. For those who are interested message back with your name and age. And for the clients who pay that much money are the rich clients coming in and out. For those who are interested in this job offer say your name and age please. Both incalls and outcalls to hotels for those who just want to do incalls we can send clients to you to your house or apartment. We are based in Birmingham.

Oh I had that too :)
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11645 on: 30 August 2017, 11:24:46 pm »
Quote from: kate_x on 18 August 2017, 10:40:08 am
Hi sexy babes

Recently joined Adultwork .
Just seen your sexy pictures babeee. Wow you are a very sexy lady mmmmm.

I'm in the area for a few months on work am and looking to meet a sexy lady for regular naughty sex sessions.

I can come to you or we can meet at my hotel. Looking forward to getting hot n dirty with you mmm. You make my cock soooo hard. Mmm

PS. Had a few naughty wanks over your sexy picture, need the real thing Babeee.

Just uploaded my pictures to profle page.

Lol he must travel a lot, poor thing. Or at least his copy-paste does.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11646 on: 30 August 2017, 11:31:53 pm »
Quote from: Katiexxx on 17 August 2017, 07:21:50 pm
Him: do you do pompoir?

 :o wtf had to google it what does mean before blocking his number

Well I had to google it too:)

Pompoir (also known as "playing the flute", and "the Singapore grip" ) is a sexual technique in which the woman uses her vaginal muscles to stimulate the man's penis.[1][2][3][4][5] Both partners remain still, and the woman strokes the man's erection by rhythmic, rippling pulses of the pubococcygeus muscles, so this practice is best performed in a woman on top position.

Hope I'm allowed that little Wikipedia note:)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11647 on: 31 August 2017, 09:27:18 am »
Him: hello, how much for a massage
me: I don't provide massages
him: OK what else do you do?
me: all my services are listed on my advert
him: can I book a bareback session?
me: where on my advert does it say I do bareback?!
him: it doesn't but all the other escorts in *area i live in* do bareback
me: goodbye *hangs up*

2 mins later text message from same guy....
Id recommend you start providing bareback or you wont get any bookings from me


Like id want any bookings from him lol
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11648 on: 31 August 2017, 09:56:57 am »
Quote from: Alison381 on 31 August 2017, 09:27:18 am
2 mins later text message from same guy....
Id recommend you start providing bareback or you wont get any bookings from me

Classic  ::) Jesus what planet are these guys on
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Alison381

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11649 on: 31 August 2017, 10:01:39 am »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 31 August 2017, 09:56:57 am
Classic  ::) Jesus what planet are these guys on

He obviously must be the only real punter in my area so i must do bareback or I wont earn any money  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11650 on: 31 August 2017, 12:22:27 pm »
Him:- want to meet in the disabled loo in *local pub in my area*
Me:- No, it's not discreet or at all sanitary. If this is something you are willing to do I can't even suggest an incall meet.

Not sure about you guys but in reality I'd love to share even more bodily fluids somewhere where about a thousand people have had the s**ts and puked up everywhere one time or another  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11651 on: 31 August 2017, 04:56:15 pm »
Quote from: Alison381 on 31 August 2017, 10:01:39 am
He obviously must be the only real punter in my area so i must do bareback or I wont earn any money  ;D
Ya ha ha!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11652 on: 31 August 2017, 06:14:20 pm »
Nott sure this is the right thread, but it did make me laugh!


Evening, how are you?? Been up to much?

A bit weird I know, but I'm looking to be in an open relationship (where only she has other guys and I don't see anyone else) I'm not the clingy, controlling, possessive, insecure type. I absolutely love knowing that my partner (when I have one) is having fun and enjoying herself. I find it so hot!

I like someone who is open minded, kinky, naughty, cheeky, flirtatious, loves lots of banter, lots of laughs and good times together. Dating sites are full of stuffy, snotty nosed people and that is just not for me.

I got some face pics on here, have a look. If you want to chat add me on like bla bla my number is bla bla.

Scott xx

I had no idea that adultwork was also a dating site!
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11653 on: 31 August 2017, 09:04:22 pm »
10:54 Hi u free today to bj or punish me in private [his name] from [town]
10:54 Will u bj or punish me
11:17 Hi will u bj or punish me [his name] from [town]
12:43 Hi u free to bj or punish me [his name] from [town]
12:43 Will u bj or punish me

Tempted to reply "Sorry, I didn't catch that, what did you want?" but decided not to waste my free text allowance!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11654 on: 31 August 2017, 11:43:24 pm »
Texts from a knobhead
Hi can you send me your postcode so I can see if I can come over tonight?(This was at 6:53pm,I was in a booking and was finishing at 8pm as I advertise I do every work day,so it was ignored when I saw it at 7:45)
He then texts 'Please' which I ignored.
He then texts an hour later whittering about how he is sorry he didn't introduce himself.I replied back and pointed out my working hours and location details so he doesn't need a postcode until he actually makes an appointment and that I am next around on Monday.
He then replies saying he was just on the bus passing through and he'll have to check on Sunday cos he has a gf...Oh just fuck off imbecile!
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