Email: I want you to give me a good hard spanking. I will pay you ?50.

Piss off, even when I was a no sex switch, a spanking was ?150 minimum. Can't stand clients who think they can dictate rates.

Late last night just as I was abouts to turn my work phone off I had this delightful whatsapp message exchange.

"Hi Babe" (my back was already up as I hate clients calling me that!)
"I'm sorry I don't take bookings via whatsapp, you need to call me"
"I'm trying to be quite as my girlfriend is in the house, I can video call you though. I don't need to see you"
"if you can video call me you can voice call me. As its outside my working hours in in a "I'm not letting potential clients see me" mood. If you don't voice call me I wont be answering as I'm currently watching South Park and eating Ben n Jerry's" (in my scruffy pajamas with my boyfriend next to me too lol)
"I have no credit, you can cover the camera if you like"
By this point I was rather annoyed as I knew what he was up to!
"ff go on then"
Whatsapp video call comes in so I answer with my finger over my camera and low and behold I'm greeted with a tiny cock been wanked. My other half bursts out laughing so I hang up.

2 mins later another whatsapp
"are you a man? I heard male laughter"
"No but my boyfriend is.... he said with a cock that small you shouldn't be showing it off"

Late last night just as I was abouts to turn my work phone off I had this delightful whatsapp message exchange.

"Hi Babe" (my back was already up as I hate clients calling me that!)
"I'm sorry I don't take bookings via whatsapp, you need to call me"
"I'm trying to be quite as my girlfriend is in the house, I can video call you though. I don't need to see you"
"if you can video call me you can voice call me. As its outside my working hours in in a "I'm not letting potential clients see me" mood. If you don't voice call me I wont be answering as I'm currently watching South Park and eating Ben n Jerry's" (in my scruffy pajamas with my boyfriend next to me too lol)
"I have no credit, you can cover the camera if you like"
By this point I was rather annoyed as I knew what he was up to!
"ff go on then"
Whatsapp video call comes in so I answer with my finger over my camera and low and behold I'm greeted with a tiny cock been wanked. My other half bursts out laughing so I hang up.

2 mins later another whatsapp
"are you a man? I heard male laughter"
"No but my boyfriend is.... he said with a cock that small you shouldn't be showing it off"

 

Although small cock humiliation might have been what the freeloader was looking for...LOL it was your boyf who gave it 

I'm taking bets on whether this guy will show...

Phoned this morning asking for an evening booking. Claimed to be a GP, asked some questions that were only just on the right side of what I answer. Then as usual I asked for confirmation at a set time at which point he blethered about how marvellous I was and for that reason he'd cancelled his last two patients!

I immediately thought two things - (a) what 'GP' would do that and (b) if he was a GP how utterly unprofessional!

I'm betting a no show, and also guarantee he's not a GP!

Although small cock humiliation might have been what the freeloader was looking for...LOL it was your boyf who gave it 

I do have giving humiliation on my adverts.... Maybe I should change it to "my boyfriend will humiliate you if you video call me waving a small cock around when we are having our us time"

He did show up, he is a GP, but it was a seriously strange booking which totally wierded me out.

Wow id have put money on him not showing

Phone call that comes up as 'Poss phone wanker' but I decide to answer
Me..(A very curt) Yes?
Him..I've seen your advert and I was wond....
Me (cutting him off) I've told you everything already!
Him..What?
Me..(Still curt) We've spoken, I've already given you my details, you obviously don't remember, I'm not going through it all again!
Him..Errr..are you sure?
Me..Certain!
Me..Bye
Click.

Give it a couple of months and he will be calling back again.
Years ago when it cost them 50p a minute to call you there was a lot less of this BS.

I have thought this so many times. When fantastic phone package deals became the norm it was great for value but disastrous for all those idiots who sit down and call/text sps one after the other.

Hi were new to this forum and escorting generally. We work as a couple (a real couple as well) just want to say thanks for this post. We both startee reading it at 8am this morning and asside for a break for the f1 we have been in stitches all day. We honestly thought we were doing somthing wrong but we now see that the exact same people have messaged others the same. And keep up the good work with the stories

P & K