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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11520 on: 04 August 2017, 12:24:59 pm »
I think the vast majority of these so called 'nervous newbies' are bullshitting or are timewasters.Its interesting to me that they are so nervous yet they can't/won't read your profile where nearly every question they have is right on there.
I had one the other day and he asked what he needed to do before the booking..I asked like what and he said 'Well I presume I should be clean before I come to see you?'
No mate turn up smelling like shit!Seriously does a bloke ever need to be told to have a shower in the morning or to wash his cock before presenting it to me?
There are genuine newbies but these demonstrate some common sense and notmally they spend a bit of time reading things..and thinking about it before they get in touch they don't send umpteen messages asking really silly questions.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11521 on: 04 August 2017, 12:45:29 pm »
Someone said, "I had a bad experience once before." out of blue over the phone during the screening. His accent was oddly so "official",  he had no feedbacks.  He did everything ok. I usually wouldn't mind someone who had no feedbacks so long as he had passed the screening, but there's something a little odd about this chap.  Well, I said to myself, it could be someone from the local police checking on "girls" on AW as this was commented on another thread. 

I am certainly far more cautious now after getting messed around of late.  I said I should give myself some space to do something else.  August isn't gonna last forever.  Work is so important but your physical/mental health is a priority in this game.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11522 on: 04 August 2017, 01:52:10 pm »
I think the vast majority of these so called 'nervous newbies' are bullshitting or are timewasters.Its interesting to me that they are so nervous yet they can't/won't read your profile where nearly every question they have is right on there.
I had one the other day and he asked what he needed to do before the booking..I asked like what and he said 'Well I presume I should be clean before I come to see you?'
No mate turn up smelling like shit!Seriously does a bloke ever need to be told to have a shower in the morning or to wash his cock before presenting it to me?
There are genuine newbies but these demonstrate some common sense and notmally they spend a bit of time reading things..and thinking about it before they get in touch they don't send umpteen messages asking really silly questions.
I agree but then you get the odd one (as I had today) who is so new he phoned just before the booking as he didn't know if he had to provide condoms or if I would have them! That is when he convinced me that he really had not punted before

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11523 on: 04 August 2017, 01:59:09 pm »
Today is killing me.

"Hi babe, hows you??? Are you free for a drink over the weekend??xx"

 :FF :FF :FF
MM xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11524 on: 04 August 2017, 03:15:01 pm »
I also had a classic email yesterday saying the guy was so horny could I not make an exception and see him that evening.

I make it clear I can only work daytime hours.  What about people who live with children/partners/husbands I suppose they all think we live on our own and have nobody in our lives!

I don't have a partner but even so those of us who have families and people to see to how do they expect us to just drop everything and it was only for a blowjob to start with!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11525 on: 04 August 2017, 03:27:03 pm »
Just got a belter of a phonecall from someone who sounded a bit dim. Asked for my location and said he lived just round the corner from me. I said whereabouts and he told me the street name. I said sorry, that's too close. Okay no worries.

Two seconds later he phones me back and says he *really* wants to make love to me.  :-X I said sorry, you're still too close. So then he says what does it matter how close I live to you?

I mean really! Just the thought of bumping into him when I'm out makes me want to hurl.

Oh and by the way, I don't live in a particularly nice area and his street is full of crooks and crims  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11526 on: 04 August 2017, 04:06:17 pm »
"what time?"

Only one of the many text messages I've been getting from this guy since yesterday that I've been ignoring yet he still tries and tries..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11527 on: 05 August 2017, 02:32:31 pm »
Email from someone on AW who has been a member for 10 years yet has 0 feedback...Now I don't work weekends and I don't offer anything longer than an hour. I only have the half hour and one hour priced up. My profile is short and concise FFS its only 4 sentences long :FF

would love to see you on sunday for 2 hrs from 1pm yummy bot xx

Looking forward to a yummy fuck

Steve xx077521755**

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11528 on: 05 August 2017, 07:08:22 pm »
Just laughing at some of the bollocks clients spout.Just been asked if I ever tour Scotland as there isn't many bbws and the ones that exist get fully booked quickly..a quick scan of AW alone produces 66 size 18 and over escorts plus the ladies that will tour there...maybe they are all fully booked when he rings? ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11529 on: 05 August 2017, 07:14:08 pm »
Text just now:

Are your fees the same if I was to come and give your feet the best tongue massage they'll ever get

First of all yes of bloody course  :FF
Second of all YUCK!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11530 on: 06 August 2017, 04:25:56 am »
Text just now:

Are your fees the same if I was to come and give your feet the best tongue massage they'll ever get

First of all yes of bloody course  :FF
Second of all YUCK!

OMG NO!! My fees would TREBLE for that  :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11531 on: 06 August 2017, 09:53:06 pm »
I've had a guy always wanting to book last minute- I put my 'available now'' on when I am free to take last minute bookings and each time he's contacted me I haven't been available.
I have two young children, it even states in my profile I'm a milf and considering my age is 28 they ain't going to be grown up kids. So this guy has messaged so much and after I told him I wasn't working he would ask me if I could make an acception, always a no, this evening he's done the same again and I replied that I cannot meet him as I am a mother and my profile clearly states my availability. I then got "I could come around 1am when they're asleep. Please babe"  :o

Yes, of course you can come to my home in the middle of the night while my children sleep you complete stranger!

Swiftly blocked. Moron.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11532 on: 06 August 2017, 10:32:39 pm »
Jesus I despair!Just had an email from a potential client asking if he can set up a standing order with me for ?10 a week for 10 weeks as he wants an hour at the end of the 10 weeks and he can't trust himself not to spend it in the meantime..I have no time for such idiots!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11533 on: 07 August 2017, 03:24:20 am »
Can I smoke weed with you babe? Let's get high no thanks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11534 on: 07 August 2017, 10:25:04 am »
After informing someone who found me on Viva street that I do not take bookings via email and that they would need to ring I got this

"got better thing's to do than chase number's of women, they contact me!"

I don't think so