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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11430 on: 14 July 2017, 07:42:02 pm »
By email:
You have amazing pictures. I've never done anything like this. What do I do to see you for real?

Call me, you silly twat. Fucking call me or go get some tissue before your hand gets all messy. I really don't care.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11431 on: 14 July 2017, 10:52:30 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 14 July 2017, 07:42:02 pm
By email:
You have amazing pictures. I've never done anything like this. What do I do to see you for real?

Call me, you silly twat. Fucking call me or go get some tissue before your hand gets all messy. I really don't care.
Oh I hate all that guff..er you got my email address/phome number have a fucking guess how you get to meet me?!?These are never genuine all this I've never done this before what do I do bullcrap...
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11432 on: 14 July 2017, 11:06:42 pm »
My profile states to call me to discuss a booking if for the first time with me. So he texts to ask what is the best time to phone me. If there was a best time I would put that on the profile. He didn't ring so I was right he was just an idiot.


« Last Edit: 15 July 2017, 12:13:34 pm by Justine »
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Miss Etoile

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11433 on: 15 July 2017, 12:46:54 am »
Him: "Hi Ms stunner lol take it easy with the acceleration , hope ti see you very soon A. Sweet dreams ms ferrari..... 👜👠👊"

 ???  :-\
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11434 on: 15 July 2017, 08:13:32 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 14 July 2017, 10:52:30 pm
Oh I hate all that guff..er you got my email address/phome number have a fucking guess how you get to meet me?!?These are never genuine all this I've never done this before what do I do bullcrap...

Next thing you know is they ask you what "escort" means. Silly silly twats.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11435 on: 15 July 2017, 09:27:00 am »
Bloke via email:I really like your profile.Can I ask you a few things?
Me:Sure if it's not covered on my profile ask away.
Him:Where in Leeds are you?
Me:That's covered on my profile..
Why do they tell you they really like your profile when it's obvious they haven't read it?What they mean is 'I really liked staring at the tits on your pics'.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11436 on: 15 July 2017, 10:16:15 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 15 July 2017, 09:27:00 am
Bloke via email:I really like your profile.Can I ask you a few things?
Me:Sure if it's not covered on my profile ask away.
Him:Where in Leeds are you?
Me:That's covered on my profile..
Why do they tell you they really like your profile when it's obvious they haven't read it?What they mean is 'I really liked staring at the tits on your pics'.

That reminds me. Recently a long obnoxious text. Starting with how he loves my profile and enjoyed reading it. Followed by congratulations on my pictures (???!!!). And best part: could he ask me what services I offer and in particular do I provide a levels?

That after having read my profile hahaha
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11437 on: 15 July 2017, 11:58:34 pm »
Had someone email about a booking. Said in his email would be coming over in September.

They stated they would be happy to pay a deposit. As it was for a longer booking I said yes a deposit would be required. I asked how they would be paying it when the time came (incase it was PayPal).

When they said bank transfer I asked if they lived outside the Uk (see the first paragraph for why I thought I needed to ask this).

Suddenly it was "what I'm British, how dare you say I'm not British" "Your making assumptions" "Your probably not British" "I think your a fraudster" I have trust issues"
" I've been messed about before"

I was like seriously wtf?  :FF  :FF

I mean seriously if you have trust issues then don't offer a fecking deposit ffs. :FF  :FF  :FF


« Last Edit: 16 July 2017, 12:01:09 am by Caledonia »
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11438 on: 17 July 2017, 03:55:36 pm »
AW email yesterday..


Hi babyy
How are u hope ur well?
I am a white polite, respectful very friendly nice clean house u will feel very comfortable
Pls can u comin to see me B43 XXX
Txt me on on xxxxxxxxx NO calls please xx

I replied 'I don't do outcalls as stated on my profile'..

AW email today from the same twat...

Ok bab in call can u do then hf hr for me for ?30

I replied..'I don't offer anything for ?30 AS STATED ON MY PROFILE'.

Same twat emails me just now..

Do u do hardback

WTF is hardback?
I'm not replying to him again I'm just going to block the idiot.
Most surprisingly he has 8 AW feedbacks from escorts saying he is a 'lovely guy'
THIS is why I never trust AW feedback.


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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11439 on: 17 July 2017, 06:08:12 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 17 July 2017, 03:55:36 pm
AW email yesterday..



Do u do hardback

WTF is hardback?


Its where you hit them with a book (hardback of course) and the more idiotic/annoying they are the bigger the book.  ;D

The really annoying ones get War & Peace  ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11440 on: 17 July 2017, 06:09:55 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 17 July 2017, 03:55:36 pm

I'm not replying to him again I'm just going to block the idiot.
Most surprisingly he has 8 AW feedbacks from escorts saying he is a 'lovely guy'
THIS is why I never trust AW feedback.

I agree, just last week I met a new client who was ok but just that, ok. His feedback indicated he was the biggest and most gorgeous stud to walk through a wg's door! I have yet to leave him some feedback but refuse to gush like that and write rubbish.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11441 on: 17 July 2017, 06:20:59 pm »
Some people are just brain dead...had a guy email and ask if I could get another female in with me for 30 mins but just to watch.Booking agreed and that she would charge 30 to just watch.Told him we could only do this between 4:15pm and 6:15pm.
Later he rang and then asked if I did 45 mind and what the cost was pointed out my rates were on my profile but if he wanted my mate to watch it would be 40 for 45 mins,apparently he couldn't afford this and went back to orignal booking..he then said he would ring when he got to Leeds (this was at 2:30pm!).
I didn't take him seriously at all by this point.
Sure enough dimwit rings at 6pm asking if I am still available..apparently he doesn't read his email replies properly either and obviously thinks I have a duo partner in a wardrobe to be brought out whenever he feels like it!
This from a guy who has 14 good feedback with some wellknown escorts..wtf?!?And this is why I also don't put much faith on AW feedback either!
« Last Edit: 17 July 2017, 06:22:40 pm by BibiofLeeds »
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11442 on: 17 July 2017, 06:24:39 pm »
Quote from: Caledonia on 17 July 2017, 06:08:12 pm
Its where you hit them with a book (hardback of course) and the more idiotic/annoying they are the bigger the book.  ;D

The really annoying ones get War & Peace  ;D ;D
This one needs a dictionary.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11443 on: 17 July 2017, 06:28:36 pm »
Hi  luv do you have condoms big enough for my cock ?
Me... probably not bye !!!
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11444 on: 17 July 2017, 06:38:30 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 17 July 2017, 06:20:59 pm
Some people are just brain dead...had a guy email and ask if I could get another female in with me for 30 mins but just to watch.Booking agreed and that she would charge 30 to just watch.Told him we could only do this between 4:15pm and 6:15pm.
Later he rang and then asked if I did 45 mind and what the cost was pointed out my rates were on my profile but if he wanted my mate to watch it would be 40 for 45 mins,apparently he couldn't afford this and went back to orignal booking..he then said he would ring when he got to Leeds (this was at 2:30pm!).
I didn't take him seriously at all by this point.
Sure enough dimwit rings at 6pm asking if I am still available..apparently he doesn't read his email replies properly either and obviously thinks I have a duo partner in a wardrobe to be brought out whenever he feels like it!
This from a guy who has 14 good feedback with some wellknown escorts..wtf?!?And this is why I also don't put much faith on AW feedback either!
I also think some punters use their AW feedback as a way to boundary push us, I have found some think our rules only apply to 'lesser' punters with zero feedback and not to them. I often get punters with feedback emailing me asking for services I don't do or to do a booking in the evenings and weekends when I don't work. No chance!
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