A 20 something calls me. He starts with "good afternoon". Sounds decent. Can tell me on which website he found my number. Yay!
Sadly, next thing he does is calling me "babe". There I go asking him a few innocent questions and we get to the delicate matter of my name.
He then gives me his explanation. No, he doesn't know my name. He didn't bother remembering it. Why would he as, after all, its my work name and it's a fake name anyway so who cares and why waste his time ?
Hats off to him, I wasn't expecting that so I asked him if I should address him as arsehole or moron when we meet? He backed off and said ok, give me 5, is it ok if he checks my name and calls back?!
And this stage I told him no but if he wants to just fuck off that ok
